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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so আপনি don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured দ্বারা the guards and saved দ্বারা a goat. Seriously? A goat is আরো useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed দ্বারা Frollo. So far she's been saved দ্বারা Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, যেভাবে খুশী towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved দ্বারা a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids প্রণয় a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the ডিজনি gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when আপনি can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well আপনি can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused দ্বারা him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other কুকুরছানা got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah আপনি all know that আপনি can't have a damsel in distress তালিকা without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked দ্বারা the হারিয়ে গেছে boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at আপনি would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The পরবর্তি time was that she was attacked দ্বারা the মৎসকুমারী and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured দ্বারা Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life অথবা the lives of her brothers অথবা friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five বছর old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the মৎসকুমারী I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess পীচ look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused দ্বারা her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground দ্বারা a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered দ্বারা a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied দ্বারা a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved দ্বারা a মাউস and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved দ্বারা a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused দ্বারা him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like সুপারম্যান and Batman. He's been saved দ্বারা pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the প্রদর্শনী and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven আরো pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a বছর old, actually saved him. He even got saved দ্বারা Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the শীর্ষ 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress আরো than any of the ডিজনি princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked দ্বারা a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured দ্বারা frog hunters, he gets out thanks to রশ্মি and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured দ্বারা the shadows, then captured দ্বারা the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured দ্বারা Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the ডিজনি princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved দ্বারা a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a আগুন fly. That's even worse than being saved দ্বারা a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know আপনি can't have a তালিকা about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is আরো of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this তালিকা they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the প্রণয় interest and person who constantly has to be saved দ্বারা the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the সুপারম্যান প্রদর্শনী they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even ব্যক্ত to সুপারম্যান "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing অথবা two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, আরো so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate অথবা dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is সরানো and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once অথবা twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should আগুন Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked আঁচিল ইঁদুর is actually আরো useful than him. He never saves the দিন and is as useful as a লেবু with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. ব্যাটম্যান should probably আগুন Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin কাঠবিড়ালবিশেষ is আরো heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the দিন and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest ডিজনি damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this তালিকা look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all আপনি have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few মিনিট of the movie and is saved দ্বারা a boy who was singing. That's right, all আপনি have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that আপনি just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her প্রণয় interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up দ্বারা tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even আরো of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her প্রণয় interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. অথবা the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an প্রবন্ধ here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by cute20k
1. Your পাঠ করা my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even পাঠ করা this.
4. আপনি didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did আপনি notice I skipped number three.
7. আপনি don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that আপনি silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then আপনি realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But আপনি remember that a fact is something that can be proven right অথবা wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. আপনি wish আপনি never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch আপনি with the missing number this time. অথবা did I?
14. আপনি wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind পাঠ করা powers amaze you.
16. আপনি totally forgot I was only supposed to tell আপনি ten facts.
This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog অনুরাগী character. Do আপনি think it's good?
***

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 বছর old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel মাছ and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel মাছ could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a খুঁজুন as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a প্রশ্ন since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight অনুরাগী on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. আপনি can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a মতামত to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the প্রশ্ন had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a মুষ্ট্যাঘাত in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few মিনিট early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything আপনি write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read প্রশ্ন aloud, বিতর্ক your উত্তর with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children গান গাওয়া in a row, then আপনি sneeze and আপনি fall down. Did আপনি ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - আপনি used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how আপনি knew আপনি had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - আপনি know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal পছন্দ of mine) অথবা a আরো scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell আপনি a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe আপনি can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when আপনি apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up দ্বারা গান গাওয়া সৈকত Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say আপনি taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny অথবা not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would আপনি like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh আপনি gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: আপনি gonna tell me my fortune অথবা what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell আপনি your fortune?


Random guy: আপনি ব্যক্ত আপনি WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have আপনি been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and বিস্কুট don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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 ajl's user প্রতীকী
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Hello fellow যেভাবে খুশী fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform আপনি that a certain new fanpoper with the ব্যবহারকারী নাম of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a প্রশ্ন saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a ফোরাম saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now আপনি will not be able to find these two contributions why আপনি ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if আপনি want proof that she ব্যক্ত this check out this forum
link
Now আপনি may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have প্রদত্ত us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We প্রণয় to be held, talked too but if আপনি press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very ব্রেভ generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my বন্ধু but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an এমো স্টাইল from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I প্রণয় the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your হৃদয় beat
Is my পছন্দ lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If আপনি could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my প্রথমপাতা though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes আপনি happy.
I always want আপনি to be happy.
I don't like it when আপনি cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with আপনি even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to সরানো on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When আপনি leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe আপনি embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down নৌকা in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other দিন we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, আপনি know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once আরো at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure দ্বারা now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on ফ্যানপপ for F.S. soo আপনি can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to যোগদান F.S. আপনি must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. চা is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand পরবর্তি to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't আপনি even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, আপনি need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with বন্ধু then run up and sit between them and go...
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