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posted by FanFun1010
One day. I was sound a asleep in my bed, snuggled up to the covers dreaming. Then all of a sudden water got poured of my face and I jumped out the বিছানা half asleep like a maniac. All I could see was my brother standing with a red plastic cup in his hand. So I began to throw my fist at his face, yelling," WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!". Everyone could hear my voice 7 miles away, but no one gave a damn. Later in the afternoon My mom yelled at me and ব্যক্ত "You need to get yo "A" and two double snakes to the store and buy some milk,eggs,flour and আপেল juice.I thought" what in mother's name can আপনি make with milk,eggs,flour, and আপেল juice. My mom was a really good cook. She can turn দুধ into cheese without using giant machines and all that. I put on my long puffy red কোট with my bag hanging off one shoulder. I stepped outside to smell the cold air. Then i walked a fourth of a mile to the bus stop. The bus arrived and I got on. I remember this lady had seemed to be staring at me. It was creepy. She had a lazy eye, used a cane, her hair was as white as snow. She sat right behind me. Then she starts to scream at my back pack saying "I WILL KILL আপনি MUTHERF***ER!".She kept yelling at my bag like it did something to her. So I told her " Stop yelling at my bag, old lady!!". Then she got up stood in my face. I was so scared, but I couldn't help staring at her yellow teeth. One of her teeth was missing." WHAT THE HELL DID আপনি SAY TO ME!?! The us driver stepped in and ব্যক্ত " GET OFF MY BUS!!!". "Who?" I said. THE BOTH OF YOU!!!! After that i ended up walking a mile to the store. and about half a mile back. At the end of the দিন I always say "God, I hate my life".
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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with আপনি guys :D


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Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the টাইটানিক first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character অথবা the central female figure in a computer game.

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