After আপনি cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and আগুন trucks so আপনি get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what আপনি are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let আপনি in front of him/her, প্রদর্শনী your appreciation দ্বারা letting the entire world in front of you, including ট্র্যাক্টর trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason আপনি had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind আপনি is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If আপনি are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If আপনি are on vacation and আপনি see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If আপনি get হারিয়ে গেছে while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If আপনি have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If আপনি have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If আপনি need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind আপনি and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 বছর old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, অথবা a child.
If আপনি see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder আপনি should press.
If আপনি see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking দ্বারা keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that আপনি can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure আপনি have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If আপনি don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If আপনি can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle পরবর্তি to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking অথবা come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of আপনি pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last সেকেন্ড and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow আপনি to where ever আপনি are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an ঘন্টা just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning অথবা late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks অথবা in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the পোষ্ট হয়েছে limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever আপনি see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your পছন্দ song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your পছন্দ song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
আপনি always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting সঙ্গীত at approximately 900,000 dB.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and আগুন trucks so আপনি get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what আপনি are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let আপনি in front of him/her, প্রদর্শনী your appreciation দ্বারা letting the entire world in front of you, including ট্র্যাক্টর trailers and construction vehicles.
If for some reason আপনি had to pull over on the shoulder, wait until a car is approaching to pull back onto the road.
If the driver behind আপনি is honking and flashing his headlights because he is in some sort of an emergency rush, do NOT pull over to let him pass.
If আপনি are driving fast, stick one arm out the window, twist your hand back and forth, and pretend to be an airplane as the wind lifts your arm.
If আপনি are on vacation and আপনি see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
If আপনি get হারিয়ে গেছে while driving, the best place to stop and get your bearings is at a green light.
If আপনি have a car phone, use it as much as possible. If আপনি have no one to call, hold the phone up to your ear and pretend.
If আপনি need to stop to ask for directions, wait until there is a car behind আপনি and stop in your lane to block traffic. Try to ask directions from either a 90 বছর old local, a deaf person, an illegal alien, অথবা a child.
If আপনি see a vehicle getting in your lane directly behind you, hit your brake pedal. The closer the vehicle, the harder আপনি should press.
If আপনি see an emergency vehicle traveling on the opposite side of a concrete divider, stop abruptly.
If your vehicle is capable of spinning its tires on dry roads, take advantage of this. Make as much black smoke as possible.
Keep your brake light blinking দ্বারা keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
Maintain flex-time at work so that আপনি can drive around leisurely when others are rushing to get to work on time.
Make sure আপনি have at least one of the following bumper stickers:
"I may be slow but I'm ahead of you"
"If আপনি don't like my driving, get off the sidewalk"
"If আপনি can read this, you're too close"
"I'd rather be skiing"
"I brake for no apparent reason"
On multi-laned roads, always drive at the same speed as the vehicle পরবর্তি to you. Try to "box" in drivers behind you, who are attempting to pass.
Slow down drastically for every little bump in the road.
Swerve into the opposite lanes to avoid hitting roadside obstacles... like Styrofoam cups and Twinkie wrappers.
Use your driving time as an opportunity to have an intimate encounter with your significant other.
When approaching a curve in the road, slow down as if the road is ENDING.
When approaching a yield sign, either accelerate without looking অথবা come to a full and complete stop.
When drivers ahead of আপনি pull over to let emergency vehicles pass, accelerate so that they can not merge back into traffic.
When driving at a slower speed, stay in the left-most lane.
When driving in a lane that is going to end because of construction, ignore all the "LANE CLOSED - MERGE AHEAD" signs. Then wait until the last সেকেন্ড and cut off the other drivers that had the common sense to switch lanes earlier.
When driving in heavy bumper-to-bumper traffic, always drive with at least 10 car lengths in front of you.
When having another vehicle follow আপনি to where ever আপনি are going, and a third car merges between you, drive 5 miles an ঘন্টা just to make sure that your followers (who are 2 cars behind) can see you.
When picking up a passenger during the early morning অথবা late night, in a residential neighborhood, stop in front of the house and honk the horn. Either a series of long honks অথবা in a melody of a song such as "Shave and a haircut" is appropriate.
When there's traffic behind you, always drive 8-20 MPH below the পোষ্ট হয়েছে limit.
Whenever possible, cut off other drivers and slow down.
Whenever আপনি see a police car, even parked, slam on the brakes and drive 15-20 MPH slower than the speed limit.
While listening to your পছন্দ song, let other drivers on the road know that your listing to your পছন্দ song. The best way to do this is, is to steer the car with your knee, pretend to be holding a pair of drum sticks, and start beating away at the steering wheel and rear-view mirror. While the whole time bobbing your head all over the place.
While traveling down residential streets, drive 2 MPH and look at all the houses and landscaping. In fact, look everywhere except out the front windshield.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
আপনি always have the right of way.
Your car stereo should be blasting সঙ্গীত at approximately 900,000 dB.
The sky turned as dark as the eerie path in an endless cave as I walked briskly up the pathway of my new house. I finally reached the door and the strong, cold wind howled in my ears and tore away the last of autumn's golden leaves. I took a deep breath, opened the door and cautiously stepped inside. I was greeted দ্বারা a grand entrance hall and the greatest flight of stairs I've ever seen! I decided to take a tour around this magnificent mansion. "Am I dead অথবা am I alive?" I'd whisper, absolutely stunned. I opened the door of my new bedroom. I felt a buzz of excitement erupt in me. There was a portrait that hung over the king size bed. It was of a girl with long, wavy ginger hair. she wore a navy ball গাউন, gown and her eyes shone like sapphires. I unpacked my bags, got into my PJs and read a chapter of my book.
“You can’t!” I screeched, griping the thick ঘাস beneath my paws.
“The whole forest will belong to the Pack of Shadows!” the dark নেকড়ে exclaimed enthusiastically, his পশম flickering like shadows, “No নেকড়ে will stop us!”
I have to do something! I couldn’t let it end like this! Not with the alpha in this state! Not with the pack বিভক্ত করা in four!
“Out of my way pup!” he tossed me aside like a tiny mouse.
“No!” I leaped at him, biting and clawing with all my strength.
“This is pointless! আপনি cannot defeat me she-wolf!” I felt him bite me and fling me away again. I was too tired to সরানো now, after traveling this far without resting, I can no longer breathe enough to live.
I’m over; this is the end of the Pack of Ice! I lay winded and defeated, awaiting death’s arrival patiently.
1. Leaving holes in the backstory.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some মহাকাশ empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to প্রদর্শনী up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them আরো vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.
As learned from Marty Chan, the human imagination is not only the most beautiful place in the world, it can also be the most horrific. If a person leaves some মহাকাশ empty (ex: "Tara disappeared after the encounter and was never heard from again....") , your mind will immediately fill it in, your imagination coming up with the most grisly scenario possible....
2. Waiting a REALLY long time for the killer/ monster to প্রদর্শনী up.
The person becomes bored and even slightly drowsy, which makes them আরো vulnerable to fear. If the antagonist pops up about halfway through (especially out of nowhere, and at night) they'll jump up as though just awaken from a nightmare. A little humor will definitely help if you're planning on doing this.