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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the রান্নাঘর and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian স্প্যাঘেটি and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some বন্ধু and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself. Swoosh! Eve thought she saw something whiz through the red brick wall. Eve gasped, as anyone would. Eve shivered at a thick breeze passing. A ghost! "Cynthia?!" Eve whispered as a tall 18-looking girl faded into a person. "Yes, it's me, Cynthia. It's been such a long time!" Cynthia said. Cynthia was Eve's "baby sitter" when she was very young. "Run, Eve! You're in danger! I can't tell আপনি much. Did Sarah tell you?" Cynthia ব্যক্ত in an eerie voice. "Sarah? Tell me what? What's going on?" Eve said, getting frightened now. "Guess not... I have to go! Don't turn back! Run home!" Cynthia ব্যক্ত looking around disappearing and fading slowly. Eve ran as fast as she could until she reached her house. দ্বারা then she was breathing heavily.

Mellissa walked up to the door to her bedroom after dinner. She pulled her cell phone out of her pocket and sat on her bed. "Hey, is Emma already here?" Eve ব্যক্ত when she picked up the phone. "No, lemme add her to the call." Mellissa replied. "Hey, this is Emma!" Emma ব্যক্ত enthusiastically. "Whew! We're all here. I have something crazy I need to tell আপনি guys. I took a shortcut through an alley after I got off the bus, and..." Eve started. "Uh huh?" Mellissa ব্যক্ত expectantly. Eve gulped and bit her lip. "Come on, SPILL!" Emma said, still enthusiastic. “I, uh, saw... I don't think আপনি guys will believe me..." Eve ব্যক্ত hesitantly. "Come onnnn! We want to know!" Emma said, her voice getting less enthusiastic. "I saw a ghost. Of a friend."

After Eve explained everything, she left her বন্ধু speechless. "I know আপনি don't believe me. I wouldn't. But please believe me!" Eve pleaded. "We believe you." Emma and Mellissa sighed at the same time. "Look, if--- what?! You're not..." Eve said, but got cut off. "Thinking your off your rocker?" Mellissa said. "Seeing things?" Emma finished for Mellissa. "Well no. We so believe you. And why, আপনি ask? Because of all of the things happening, that's something that could help us..." Mellissa went on. "Thanks, guys!!!" Eve almost yelled.

After the girls had ventured into the topic of shopping, they remembered the lockets. "Hey guys, remember those lockets?" Emma asked. "Yeah." Eve and Mellissa ব্যক্ত at the same time. "Then meet me in the girls’ bathroom. The one outside the science classroom. Earlier I thought I saw them glowing!" Emma said. "GLOWING?!" Eve and Mellissa again ব্যক্ত at the same time. "Yes, glowing. Just meet me tomorrow, okay? I have to go." Emma said. "Ok. See আপনি tomorrow." Eve said. "Talk to আপনি lates!" Mellissa ব্যক্ত after Eve. Emma hung up the phone. "I guess I have to go do my homework and do a little research. See আপনি tomorrow, Mel." Eve said, sighing. "Kay, see আপনি tomorrow." Mellissa replied. They both hung up.
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1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys প্রণয় flirts.
3. A guy can like আপনি for a minute, and then forget আপনি afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are আপনি doing something?" অথবা "Have আপনি eaten already?" are the first usual প্রশ্ন a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all দিন but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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DEMENTED POEMS

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit

ফুলেরসাজি are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy

ফুলেরসাজি are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And প্রদর্শনী me your tits

ফুলেরসাজি make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And আপনি প্রণয় it up the shitter

ফুলেরসাজি are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted

ফুলেরসাজি are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky

ফুলেরসাজি are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry

ফুলেরসাজি are shit
Violets are crap
প্রদর্শনী me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap

ফুলেরসাজি are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And গেলা it down

ফুলেরসাজি are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
1. At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t আপনি try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala”...
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I found this hilarious প্রবন্ধ on pcworld.com
Don't know who the লেখক is, but he's funny.

1. Backward Thinking
"I sold my only car to help pay for gas money, but now gas has come down in price. How do I get my car back?"
I tried to contact this guy, but it turns out that he also sold his computer to help pay for his Internet connection.

2. It's স্মারক Lock--Capisce?
"HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK? I ACCIDENTALLY TURNED IT ON YESTERDAY AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO TURN IT BACK OFF."
Note to self: Register howtoturnoffcapslock.com; make millions.

3. Credit Crunch
"I wanted to see if my computer would read my...
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posted by Sheetal1256
Here are some funny New Year's resolutions for 2012...
I will think of a গুপ্তশব্দ other than "password" অথবা "hello".

I will not tell the same story at every get together.

I won't worry so much.

I will cut my hair.

I will grow my hair.

I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits পরবর্তি to me again, I'll tell him he stinks!

I will be আরো imaginative.

I will not bore my boss দ্বারা with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some আরো excuses.

I will do less laundry and use আরো deodorant.

I will avoid taking a bath whenever...
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Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The প্রদর্শনী was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids প্রদর্শনী that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The প্রদর্শনী had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my পছন্দ parts of the প্রদর্শনী was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

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Shots fired.

Seriously, this is EASILY the stupidest song on this...
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did আপনি get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A পেংগুইন rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four প্রশ্ন to determine the level of your intellect. Your উত্তর must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating অথবা wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: আপনি are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in সেকেন্ড place.
In which position are আপনি now?

Answer:

If আপনি answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. আপনি overtook the সেকেন্ড runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the পরবর্তি প্রশ্ন try not to be so dumb.

2 : If আপনি overtake the last...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
a boy was asked দ্বারা his teacher to pick some spelling words for his homework. the boy goes প্রথমপাতা and asks his mum "what's a good spelling word?" and the mother উত্তর " Shutup, i'm busy", so he writes it down.
he goes to his dad and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and the dad উত্তর "da na na na Batman!" so he writes it down.
next he goes to his older sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "yeah yeah" so the boy writes it down.
he goes to his younger sister and asks "whats a good spelling word?" and she উত্তর "lollipop, lollipop" so he writes it down.
Finally he goes...
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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? আপনি know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let আপনি go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are আপনি enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling আপনি how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
What's your personality type?

Picks/Polls
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(E) Extrovert
-Tend to focus on the outer world of people and the external environment
-Like variety and action
-Often impatient with long, slow jobs
-Are interested in the activities of their work and in how other people do it
-Often act quickly, sometimes without thinking
-Develop ideas দ্বারা discussion
-Like to learn new task দ্বারা talking it through with someone
-Need to experience the world in order to understand it and thus tend to like action

(I) Introverts
-Focus আরো on their own inner world,...
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Okay so if আপনি live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The পরবর্তি day, cut the balloons off and আপনি got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when আপনি can barely সরানো as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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