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CHAPTER ONE
    “I’ve got it!” Shade squeaked.
    “Hurry!” পান্না barked, trying to keep up with him.
    “Corner it there, quick!” Kitmira barked.
    Shade turned the rabbit toward the thick thorn bushes. It was getting tired. Shade pounced; he landed perfectly on its back.
    “Bite it!” Neko commanded.
    Emerald lunged অগ্রবর্তী and sunk her teeth into its neck.
    “Good catch!” Mamma called.
    “Did we hunt like a pack?” Kitmira asked.
    “Yes, very good pups!” Shayla, their mother, walked over to examine their kill.
    “Hunting already?” Their father, Smoky ব্যক্ত trotting up to his mate, “They’re hardly allowed out of the গর্ত on their own.”
    “We’re old enough!” Neko announced.
    “I know আপনি are.” Smoky agreed, “Shayla, may I have a word with আপনি please?”
    “Inside the গর্ত pups,” Shayla ordered, “you can eat your kill.”
    “Alright Mamma.” Kitmira groaned. The pups dragged the rabbit between them back to the den.
    “Come this way.” Shayla led her mate to a quiet spot where she could still see the গর্ত through the trees. “What is it Smoky?”
    “Something has happened,” he began, “the pack is অভিনয় strange. The Alpha isn’t speaking to anyone, and all the higher ranked নেকড়ে are avoiding everyone. There have been some arguments going on too.”
    “About what?” Shayla asked, after he went silent for a long moment.
    “I’m not exactly sure. I try to listen, but they leave when they notice me.” He explained.
    “Is that all that’s going on?”
    “Mostly, I haven’t seen any violence অথবা anything.” Smoky sighed,”I think we should get back to the pack; if the pups are old enough to hunt they’re old enough to live with the rest of the pack. It’ll be safer anyway.”
    “Alright,” Shayla agreed, “But let’s wait until tomorrow.”
    “Okay.” Smoky nodded, “We’ll go tomorrow.”
    They walked back to the cave, trying not to প্রদর্শনী their nervousness.
11 year-old Sarah sat in her room.Brown hair.Blue eyes.And black boots."Sarah!Alicia is here!"Mom yelled."Bring her in!"Sarah said."Hey!"Alicia greeted."Ya ready?"She asked."Almost."She snapped the lid on her marker.Alicia whistled."Wo-ow!That's amazing!"She said.Admiring a Drawing of the fat words spelling out "Live.Love.Hope."."Come on!We're late!"Both girls ran outside."Bye mom!"Sarah ব্যক্ত bounding out the door.The girls met 12 বছর old Henry at a পিক্যান tree."Hey!Step aside!I'll open it!"Sarah said,pushing Henry aside so she could put in the combination."Okay!Come up."Sarah ব্যক্ত opening...
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posted by amy36y
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
1. they will sing his songs

2.they will blush when they here somone say his name অথবা talk about one of his new songs

3.they will have atleast one picture of him

4.gets upset if they cant go to one of his concerts

5. wont be afraid to say hes cool

6.listens to his সঙ্গীত every night to go to sleep with

7.will ask আপনি if আপনি have heard his new song

8.screams if someone else says i প্রণয় justin beiber

9.is always talking about a video they watched of him on youtube

10.will say they hate অথবা প্রণয় whatever he does even if they hate it অথবা প্রণয় it
I'm stupid.I'm 18 and I'm STILL afraid of tooth fairies.....my cousin(Not ANDY!),Edricle(Ed-ric.cle) use to tell me funny nonsense until one দিন he came up with this idea the scare me.THE TOOOOOOOOOOTH FAIRY!!!One দিন when I was watching the TV,he came up to me and said"hey,do u know why do tooth পরী take yr teeth?" I asked"why?"so he said"They take yr teeth and use super glue and glue them together to make dentures for OLD PEOPLE!!!" that kinda freaked me out and whenever I loose a teeth,I'll burry it in the ground at the backyard where my dad does his planting.That's when my dad found...
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There once was a girl named,Josie,Josie had black hair,she was a cop,she was 'bout 19,"Mom!!!WHERES MY PHONE?"Said Josie
"I DON'T KNOW!"Her mom said."FINE!I'll just go to my friend's apartment!WITHOUT CALLING!"Josie argued.
Josie drove to her friend's apartment."Kate!"She saw her friend lay dead on the পালঙ্ক with blood running down her face."OH MY GOD!HELP!!!!!911!"
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1 মাস later,Josie tried to find out who killed her best friend.She later found out that she had a sister that was murdered in 1989.Her mom was dating a detective,So he helped her ."Okay,It...
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The start and the only chapter: "Oh my god there's a sale on MINISKIRTS Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Envy just SHUT UP!!!! আপনি are a GUY NOT A GIRL!!!!" Lust yells at Envy as he stares at the miniskirt sale sign. "Hey আপনি bums want simethin অথবা are আপনি goin to keep starin in my store like a couple of freaks?" "Uh I guess that we can look around." "Come on Lust there is a sale on MINISKIRTS here lets go in and buy some MINISKIRTS!!!!!!!!!" Lust just groans as Envy dragged her in the store. "Um Lust?" "Yeah?" "Why is the Fullmetal Pipsqueak here?" "WHAT?!" "That voice, is that Envy and Lust? Al do আপনি hear...
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posted by lupichkata
Sorry, if it's too short, but that's all i could think of.
1. Go to him and say "I know what আপনি did last summer and i'll tell Ron." and see what his reaction is.
2. Poke him with a wand অথবা a stick and when he turns around, pretend it wasn't you.
3. Tell him he has his mother's eyes and his father's package.
4. Laugh hysterically every time he walks in front of আপনি and when he asks why whisper "I've read your diary." then run away. Still laughing hysterically.
5. Ask him how his parents are.
6. Ask him if Dumbledore has proposed yet.
7. Write an erotic story about Snape and Harry's mom and read it...
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posted by karpach_14
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor দ্বারা floor, and once আপনি find what আপনি are looking for, আপনি can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling আপনি what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The বন্ধু laugh and without hesitation সরানো on to...
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 James
James
কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am গান গাওয়া my পছন্দ song, 21 বন্দুক দ্বারা Green দিন whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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কেবিন for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 বছর old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the নাশপাতি into the side of this স্কুলের in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These প্রবন্ধ are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would আপনি wanna listen to সঙ্গীত from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better সঙ্গীত available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain আপনি understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help আপনি concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, আপনি can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help আপনি concentrate. If your friend shows আপনি his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee আরো than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My হৃদয় skips a beat
When আপনি walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with আপনি until the end

I give my হৃদয় and my soul to you
To make আপনি see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant আপনি see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what আপনি want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I প্রণয় my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a বছর and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause আপনি know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause আপনি know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In আপনি I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving প্রণয় in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in আপনি and the things আপনি doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted স্যালমন মাছ (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed ধান in a ধান bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the ধান won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed ধান on your hand and put your পছন্দ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled স্যালমন মাছ on the rice. Push the filling into the ধান lightly. Hold the ধান between your palms. Form the ধান into a round, a triangle, অথবা a cylinder দ্বারা pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the ধান ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. মোড়ানো the ধান ball with a strip of nori অথবা sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly দ্বারা americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: আপনি got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I প্রণয় it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if আপনি call right now we will also send আপনি a what ever আপনি call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 আরো dollers shiping and handleing! আপনি GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever আপনি call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever আপনি call it have আপনি credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL দিন BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST তারকা IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all আপনি have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! গির EVERYONE LOVES আপনি THE MOST আপনি HAVE THE MOST অনুরাগী GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!