যেভাবে খুশী Article: Dear, maria....Questions*

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posted by latinlover

WENNNN....
a plane crashes-your cry/hit someone/shoota bird!
the lights go out-you turn them on agian
your bf says i প্রণয় you-what bf?/say wtf?since when?

GIVE ME MORE!-brittany!!/ewwwwww!leave brit!alone!
Do আপনি want a lolipop?-when?/haha
are আপনি okay?-NOOOOOO,im not ok i promise!/
the photos-i took/of nick ;)
what happen when...-idk was i awake?/nick tok his sunglasses off?
the best time to.....-stalk the night~/creeper
My fav.color is..-orange/red the color of the inside of a bird
did the sun fall?-yea!duh wtf?/for the mooon!
are আপনি hungry...?-I am!/cookies!!
Its bad when i..-think alot/hit small animals
the last thing i did was..-download music/drink
What im thinking now is..-god i hate that dude/laurens উত্তর are horrible!

Tdinoahiscute4, xneville_rocksx and 3 others like this

Lauren12345 good times :D

latinlover hehe kick asss momentos chica!

bubblykat91 i dont understand it, but OK!

XxXAFI4everXxX Mom: Are u ok? Me: No, I'm not ok, i promise! Lol! I love that song! MCR is great!

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FUNNY'S!

added by KatiiCullen94

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added by Manicliker123

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Nursery Rhyme As Us Text Addicts Would Text Them Via Text Message

posted by TeamSongz4eva

MARY HAD A LITLE LMB LITLE LMB LITLE LMB MARY HAD A LITL3 LMB WHOSE FLECE WAS WHIET AS SNOW
SNG1!!1!11 WTF A SONG OF SIXPENC3 A POK3T FUL OF RY3!1!! OMG হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ FOUR AND TWENTY BLAKBIRDS BAEKD IN A PEI1!!!11 OMG WTF হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ WHAN TEH PEI WAS OP3NED DA BIRDS BGAON 2 SNG1!1!11 হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ WASNT TAHT A DANETY DISH 2 SET BFORA DA KNG
TWINKLE???!???? হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ TWINKLA LITL3 STAR1!!!!1 WTF হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ HOW I WONDAR WUT U AER1!!11! OMG UP ABOV3 TEH WORLD SO HIGH1!!1 WTF হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ LIEK A DIMOND IN DA SKY1!11 TWINKL3 TWINKLE LITLA STAR!!11 OMG HOW I WONDER WUT U AER111!

i could barely read this and again this is from the internet<33

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Catchprhases

posted by EllentheStrange

Feel free to use them
1.Your mom
2.Dick
3.Eat it bitch
4.That's what she said
5. The future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary
6.Forshizz
7.Holy cannibal cupcake!
8.IDEK
9.Hey ho,let's go!
10.In Soviet Russia,the ভালুক wrestles you
11.Chuck Norris was here
12.Apple cake
13.Bloody bastards!
14.Ya know,I was welcomed to the black parade
15.Take my fucking hand and suck my thumb
16.Eat the children raw
17.RAWR means I প্রণয় আপনি in Italian
18.I will carry on with the black parade
19.So long and goodnight
20.Ya know,I live life on the murder scene

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things guys should know about girls

posted by karpach_13

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to আপনি as much as you
enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say আপনি understand when আপনি don’t.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. আপনি don’t have PMS; don’t act like আপনি know what it’s
like.
6. Saying something sweet might get আপনি off the hook;
doing something sweet will always get আপনি off the hook.
7. If আপনি talk about having a big dick; we know আপনি don’t.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don’t like it when আপনি act like Mr....

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the engineer

posted by jessicamc26

The Engineer

An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.

After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty জনপ্রিয় guy.

One দিন God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here অথবা I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are আপনি going to get a lawyer?"

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Weird Science উত্তর

posted by Jeffersonian

A teacher forwarded this তালিকা of মতামত from test papers, essays, etc., দাখিল হয়েছে to science and health teachers দ্বারা elementary, junior high, high school, and college students. As she noted, It is truly astonishing what weird science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and grades.

The body consists of three parts - the branium, the borax, and the abominable cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the হৃদয় and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it...

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ways to make "Hey Band" stylish and funny

posted by Nayeli53

1 when they ask u what your name is, make a name up (like hello kitty অথবা santino marella. অথবা even better, if youre a girl make up a guys vice versa for da guys)

2 when they ask u what insturment u play, make up a name for your insturment

3 when u have to introduce that person, mess up, like say a stupid name and a wierd insturment they play. then explain that's what আপনি heard when they explained it 2 you

4 wear a শার্ট over your uniform that makes the other teams band members offended.

5 hug them, and place a beetle INSIDE their uniform

6 bring along your little Brother/sister (if u dont hav one...

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yoyo

posted by cheeeese

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