Here are my তালিকা of corny jokes. Now i'm just gonna let আপনি know now i got alot of these from the ইউটিউব channel, vlogbrothers. So check them out too. Prepare to laugh.
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's পছন্দ vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the মাশরুম have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do আপনি call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do আপনি call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do আপনি make an octopus giggle ten times?
আপনি give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do আপনি make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's পছন্দ composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between আপনি and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't আপনি hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the টমেটো blush?
It saw the সালাদ dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do আপনি know if it's raining মার্জার and dogs?
আপনি step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do আপনি know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do আপনি get পিকাচু on a bus?
আপনি পোকেমন (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't আপনি dress with পিকাচু in the room?
He'll পিকাচু (peek at you)
#27 What do আপনি call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
আপনি boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton ক্রুশ the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do আপনি call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's পরাকাষ্ঠা and fluffy?
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when আপনি drink 7 coca colas?
আপনি burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the মাছ say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't আপনি trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope আপনি liked them. Make sure আপনি check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
(Make sure your not drinking anything অথবা eating anything আপনি might spit it অথবা something.)
#1 How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank coffee before it was cool.
#2 Why are celsius and farenheit friends?
Because they're fair-in-height. (I came up with that one :)
#3 Why was the ঝাড়ু late to work?
It overswept!
#4 Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the উপসাগর they'd be bagels.
#5 What's Michelle Obama's পছন্দ vegetable?
Barackoli (broccoli)
#6 Why does the মাশরুম have so many friends?
Because he's a fungi! (Fun guy)
#7 What do আপনি call a fake noodle?
An impasta! (Imposter)
#8 How often do i make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
#9 What do আপনি call a pencil without lead?
Pointless!
#10 How do আপনি make an octopus giggle ten times?
আপনি give him ten-tickles (tenticles)
#11 How do আপনি make lady gaga cry?
Poker face!
#12 What did Beethoven become when he died?
A decomposer!
#13 What's a chicken's পছন্দ composer?
Bach!
#14 What did one eye say to the other eye?
"Between আপনি and me man, something smells." (Your nose)
#15 What did the stamp say to the envelope?
"Stick with me man, we'll go places."
#16 What did the hat say to the hatrack?
"Stay here, I'll go on a-head."
#17 Why can't আপনি hear a pteradactyl use the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent (the letter p in the name is silent)
#18 Why did the little boy eat his homework?
The teacher ব্যক্ত it was a piece of cake.
#19 Why did the টমেটো blush?
It saw the সালাদ dressing.
#20 What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
"Ruff!" (Rough)
#21 Why did the man send his phone to school?
He wanted a smartphone (i came up with that one too :)
#22 How do crazy people go through a forest?
They take the psycho path.
#23 How do আপনি know if it's raining মার্জার and dogs?
আপনি step in a poodle (puddle)
#24 How do আপনি know if a clock is wise?
It goes clockwise (i thought of that)
#25 How do আপনি get পিকাচু on a bus?
আপনি পোকেমন (pok 'em on)
#26 Why can't আপনি dress with পিকাচু in the room?
He'll পিকাচু (peek at you)
#27 What do আপনি call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese (so old right?)
#28 How do get holy water?
আপনি boil the hell out of it!
#29 What starts with "E" ends with "E" but only has one letter in it?
An envelope, duh xD
#30 Why didn't the skeleton ক্রুশ the road?
He didn't have the guts to.
#31 What did the ghost say to scare the bees?
"BOOOOBEEES!" XD (please don't yell that if your parents are home)
#32 What does an angry pepper do?
It gets jalepeño face! (All up in yo face)
#33 What do আপনি call an alligator in a vest?
An in- vest-igator investigator
#34 What's পরাকাষ্ঠা and fluffy?
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff
#34.5 what's blue and fluffy? (Think about it)
পরাকাষ্ঠা fluff holding it's breath.
#35 What happens when আপনি drink 7 coca colas?
আপনি burp 7up
#36 Why can't your nose ever be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot.
#37 why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle!
#38 Why was the police man in bed?
He was undercover.
#39 what did one light bulb say to another light bulb?
"Watts up?" (You know li,e the watts that are in a light bulb?)
#40 what did the মাছ say when he hit a concrete wall?
"Dam!"
LAST ONE!
#41 Why can't আপনি trust lions?
They be lion to you! (Lying)
Alright so those are my corny jokes. Hope আপনি liked them. Make sure আপনি check out vlogbrothers they're really cool. Ciao! And rememeber...
1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)
Million has 6 zeros
Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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Billion has 9 zeros
Trillion has 12 zeros
Quadrillion has 15 zeros
Quintillion has 18 zeros
Sextillion has 21 zeros
Septillion has 24 zeros
Octillion has 27 zeros
Nonillion has 30 zeros
Decillion has 33 zeros
Undecillion has 36 zeros
Duodecillion has 39 zeros
Tredecillion has 42 zeros
Quattuordecillion has 45 zeros
Quindecillion has 48 zeros
Sexdecillion has 51 zeros
Septendecillion has 54 zeros
Octodecillion has 57 zeros
Novemdecillion has 60 zeros
Vigintillion has 63 zeros
Googol has 100 zeros.
Centillion has 303 zeros (except in Britain, where it has 600 zeros)
Googolplex has a googol of zeros
Gazillion has 86430 zeros
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When আপনি turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If আপনি have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
আপনি cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If আপনি have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
আপনি cannot turn back anymore
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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Chuck Norris can make onions cry.
Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)