যেভাবে খুশী Article: Best pickup lines ever! XD

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posted by neonstars

Are আপনি a scientist Cause I'd Like to do আপনি on a টেবিল , Periodically(:

If আপনি where a ত্রিভুজ You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

নমস্কার baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for আপনি and I can't get up (:

ফুলেরসাজি are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

আপনি remind me of my পরবর্তি boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If আপনি were a snack pack id eat আপনি without a spoon.

আপনি smell like a flower. Can I plant আপনি in my garden?

Do আপনি believe in প্রণয় at first sight, অথবা should I walk দ্বারা again?

deathding, I-Luv-L and 2 others like this

seffro Baby I'll treat you like I treat my homework... Slam you on the table and do you all night long x3

neonstars (: Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

neonstars XD

KatieK102 Lol I like the last one xD

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kurumu korono

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funny bunny

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lolcat

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Butterfly.

posted by BloodyMascara_

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It is ever so cold.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the snow.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
One দ্বারা one,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
The soldiers run.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Keep me safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Fly me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I will প্রণয় আপনি forever.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
You will leave me never.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Where did আপনি go?
Butterfly, Butterfly.
I need to know.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
I am not safe,
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Take me away.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
Save me from the growing flames.
Butterfly, Butterfly.
Show me the way.

Butterfly, Butterfly.
It burns so bad.
Butterfly, Butterfly....

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how to know a girl like u

posted by yukikiyruu

How To Know If a Girl Likes আপনি – Clichés

Here are some of the signs that have been popularized over the years as ‘ surefire ways to know whether a girl likes you’. Some of these might seem a bit silly, although people claim to these to work; I personally think these are not applicable to every girl that আপনি meet. Making inferences about a girl’s feelings merely দ্বারা the way she looks at আপনি অথবা দ্বারা the ways she flutters her eyes might seem very romantic and mushy, just like they প্রদর্শনী it in the movies, but again, if only things shown in the romantic chick flicks would come true, life would’ve...

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Cleverbot is a Stalker, Among Other Things...

posted by Spinner13

[b]Thought I'd post bits of a really far-wandering conversation I had with Cleverbot. I'd post it as a picture but I couldn't figure out how.[b]

Cleverbot: But আপনি ব্যক্ত I would never be the boss of you. Why did আপনি change your mind?

User: I did not. And আপনি are incorrectly stating what I said. Perhaps আপনি have me confused with someone else.

Cleverbot: Only if আপনি have an evil twin who is pretending to be আপনি on your website. Are আপনি sure that YOU'RE not suffering from Short Term Memory loss?

User: Oh my god! Evil Twin Cheryl is back? I told her to stop using my website!

Cleverbot: I'm human, so...