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So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where আপনি are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"

5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take আপনি out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.

6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk অথবা high.
-Make sure at least one অথবা two people stay sober.

7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If আপনি know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!

8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as আপনি hear the নেকড়ে howl in the distance it's time to go.

9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when আপনি hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If আপনি think there's a robber অথবা something in your house আপনি call the cops অথবা jump out of a window. আপনি do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.

10.Don't hide in a place where আপনি won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure আপনি can run if the killer comes to get you. If আপনি go into a closet অথবা under the বিছানা where are আপনি going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.

THANKS FOR READING!
posted by MOLLYMAYJR
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book দ্বারা its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders অথবা u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id প্রণয় to hear ur thoughts!!
Your Mother also has her sentence she says and repeats it all the time?

Let us share ...

1. We don't say "Yuck."
2. I'm tired of repeating the same thing a hundred times.
3. I'm not your maid.
4. It's not over soon this comedy?
5. Stop sniffing blow your nose.
6. I have not heard the magic word.
7. আপনি don't say "I do not like" আপনি have not even tasted.
8. What we say to Mom?
9. File in your room!
10. Hurry up, you'll be late!
11. Don't wad of bread.
12. What are these grades?
13. Eat: it's full of vitamins.
14. But leave them alone!
15. Because it's like that, that's all.
16. Go on, shoo!
17. Pee, teeth and...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the চলচ্চিত্র that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their চলচ্চিত্র look GOOD.

The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If আপনি haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know আপনি shouldn't judge a movie দ্বারা it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy...
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posted by jessicamc26
Two guys were picked up দ্বারা the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give আপনি a সেকেন্ড chance rather than jail time. I want আপনি to go out this weekend and try to প্রদর্শনী others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see আপনি back in court Monday."


Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge ব্যক্ত to the first one,

"How did আপনি do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did আপনি tell them?"

"I...
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posted by MileySelena982
Never mind the haters. All they do is break আপনি down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to আপনি that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating মতামত about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why আপনি like what আপনি do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do আপনি do it? Do আপনি have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever আপনি do, don't give it to them.

-JC
Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 আরো seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and বিস্কুট and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
posted by Jamie38459
Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, বিস্কুট and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
Mr.Mosby: I'm so glad zach is gone for my whole life!
Zach: Hi Mr.Mosby!
Mr.Mosby: *screams* what are আপনি fdoing here!
Cody: he's getting held back!
Mr.Moasby: and you?
Cody: I'm just droping him off.
Mr.Mosby: Oh great!
Brianna: Rich girls coming through!
Mr.Mosby: Oh আপনি must be the hetrick sisters!
Rochelle: yeah! now go find our maid!
Mr.Mosby: আপনি don't have a maid.
Brianna: Then go get us one!
Mr.Mosby: আপনি can't have a maid!
Rochelle: why not?
Zach: *wripers in Mr.Mosby's ear* Say that there too prety to have one.
Mr.Mosby: Your too prety to have one.
Brianna: oH well, that's great! Let's go Rochelle!...
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posted by shutyourface
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent কলা even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a কলা is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but আপনি can call me bobby jo


i shall return with a আরো stories of the help bananas society


dum de de de dum dum dum de dum


BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are সংগঠন song)

কলা কলা মেষ are there বন্ধু
BANANAS
posted by jblovesme4ever
one দিন that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny ব্যক্ত hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first তারিখ ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him প্রথমপাতা AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO প্রথমপাতা AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE ব্যক্ত WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE ব্যক্ত COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP

THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES







YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
posted by dinglebell14
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট road like 45 like সেকেন্ড পূর্বে and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like আপনি like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went প্রথমপাতা and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like দিন in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't আপনি wanna mix cotton ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and popscicles!
As I weaved through the crowded hallway, I focussed on the rhythm of my footsteps. I was lost. It was as if I was a new student অথবা something. Now that Annabella was gone, the hallway made me dizzy with fear. I stood in this hallway and whined, begging for her not to leave. This is where I shared the last hug I will ever share with Annabella. When you're with your best friend, nothing matters. When আপনি know you'll never see her again, not even a faint light of happiness appears at the end of the freight tunnel.
I had a hard life. We all do. I lived in a small mountain town in North Carolina...
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posted by Puppetmaster111
নমস্কার guys! My বন্ধু Sydney is on ফ্যানপপ now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if আপনি guys want to be a অনুরাগী of bubblegirl2 then go to the two সংগঠন ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to যোগদান আপনি guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done দ্বারা ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done দ্বারা me, it is done দ্বারা
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps অগ্রবর্তী before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
I'm here to tell আপনি that I প্রণয় you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that আপনি hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here to tell আপনি that I'm yours forever.
You're here to say, no, and never.
I'm here to explain that you're the best.
You're here to tell me আপনি could care less.

I'm here to hug আপনি when you're sad.
You're here to tell me my hugs are bad.
I'm here to tell আপনি how smart আপনি are.
You're here to say smart I'm far from.

I'm here to tell আপনি that I প্রণয় you.
I'm here to hold your hand.
You're here to tell me that আপনি hate me.
You take my hand and throw it back.

I'm here...
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Before আপনি read this, note that this is not in anyway encouraging the abuse of illegal, অথবা even legal substances. This is simply stating that it will take আপনি down a dark road - one that once আপনি start, আপনি can't go back. You'll be falling through quicksand, without arms, and no one's going to pull আপনি out.

I am lost.
An impossible path I'd sought.
But only treachery it brought.
And pre-decided fights I had fought -
All of which I, unfortunately, lost.

Loved, I am, and also feared.
Silence blares, it rings out clear.
Yet, we stay together, huddled near.
The silence is still all I can hear.

Lies persist...
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posted by candyangel
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.

2. Cows say moop moop meep.

3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.

4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.

5. Chickens say burgack burgack.

6. ড্রাগন say shlurp shlurp.

7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.

8. Elephants say near near fear near.

9. Moose say poooo poooo low.

10. Bears say guro guro guro.

11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.

12. মাছ say blub blub blub.

13. ইউনিকর্ণ say ashshnifafurfur.

14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.

15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And আপনি ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know আপনি better than আপনি know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but আপনি start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but আপনি turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will আপনি believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when আপনি hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.