So there has been a lot of new horror চলচ্চিত্র coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.
So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where আপনি are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take আপনি out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk অথবা high.
-Make sure at least one অথবা two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If আপনি know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as আপনি hear the নেকড়ে howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when আপনি hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If আপনি think there's a robber অথবা something in your house আপনি call the cops অথবা jump out of a window. আপনি do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where আপনি won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure আপনি can run if the killer comes to get you. If আপনি go into a closet অথবা under the বিছানা where are আপনি going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
So I'm gonna help আপনি survive. you're welcome.
1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.
2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down
3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where আপনি are! Stay there and shut the hell up.
4.Don't start screaming to let the killer know where আপনি are.
-If your goal is to not be found then don't scream. That's like playing hide and seek and yelling out "I'm over here!"
5.(This is gonna be hard) Don't invite the hot guys from the football team
-They'll want to take আপনি out into the woods and you'll both die. Just say no.
6.Don't let everyone in the group get drunk অথবা high.
-Make sure at least one অথবা two people stay sober.
7.Don't go into the creepy house that has a background story to it.
-If আপনি know that there's house that people go into and they disappear then don't go in!
8.Don't go into the creepy graveyard
-It's weird enough that you're in a graveyard in the middle of the night. As soon as আপনি hear the নেকড়ে howl in the distance it's time to go.
9.Don't turn into a detective and go investigate when আপনি hear a noise
-NO! Absolutely not! If আপনি think there's a robber অথবা something in your house আপনি call the cops অথবা jump out of a window. আপনি do not go see with that is especially if you're unarmed.
10.Don't hide in a place where আপনি won't be able to run.
-You have to make sure আপনি can run if the killer comes to get you. If আপনি go into a closet অথবা under the বিছানা where are আপনি going to go? I feel like people who do that deserve to die because they chose a fucked up place to hide.
THANKS FOR READING!
নমস্কার everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that খাদ দ্বারা Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a অনুরাগী club about u and make the প্রবন্ধ their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then দ্বারা all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends হ্যালোইন eve. অথবা U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and শীর্ষ me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. আপনি can stuff a বালিশ with the ইঁদুর পশম on the পালঙ্ক alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. আপনি don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. আপনি can stuff a বালিশ with the ইঁদুর পশম on the পালঙ্ক alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. আপনি don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
Just one আরো time before I go
I'll let আপনি know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save আপনি now
The king is down
It's do অথবা die!
Nobody can save আপনি now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save আপনি now
IT'S DO অথবা DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save আপনি now
The king is down
It's do অথবা die!
Nobody can save আপনি now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save আপনি now
IT'S DO অথবা DIE
Just one আরো time before I go
I'll let আপনি know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let আপনি know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save আপনি now
The king is down
It's do অথবা die!
Nobody can save আপনি now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save আপনি now
IT'S DO অথবা DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save আপনি now
The king is down
It's do অথবা die!
Nobody can save আপনি now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save আপনি now
IT'S DO অথবা DIE
Just one আরো time before I go
I'll let আপনি know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most চলচ্চিত্র of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 মিনিট in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If আপনি want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most চলচ্চিত্র of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 মিনিট in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If আপনি want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the সঙ্গীত was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If আপনি are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the সঙ্গীত was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If আপনি are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are অনুরাগী of ট্র্যান্সফর্মার G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 অনুরাগী are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are অনুরাগী of ট্র্যান্সফর্মার G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 অনুরাগী are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the ট্র্যান্সফর্মার 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
