here they are... in no particular order...
1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a তারকা mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded দ্বারা sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let আপনি charge directly from the দেওয়াল (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked দ্বারা a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in dodge-ball (*me gusta* me safe)
8.teachers that don't give homework on weekends (they deserve the nobel peace prize for reducing stress for teens.)
9. automatic sprinklers (guess who doesn't have to water the garden anymore...)
10.remotes (reducing the energy needed to get up and change the channel... what a wonderful invention)
11. duct tape (oh the possibilities are endless...)
12. instructions that come with pictures (i will never get this thing built and--- oh look they got pictures... i'll be done within the hour.)
13. Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste (spreading the wealth without spreading the work)
14. microwaveable খাবার (like i got time to use the stove...)
15. Snow (let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.)
16. USA!! ('Merica)
17. Family (somebodies got to get আপনি the presents... but fuck that shit... gotta get the প্রণয় <3)
18. watches ("hey what time is it", "time for আপনি to get a watch", *pulls out watch* "what now bitch"... they also help আপনি keep track of time)
19. চলচ্চিত্র (who needs the to read the book anyway)
20.Shows (reasons to watch TV)
21. Adventure time (i have spent tons of money and wasted tons of time on this... i could have enough money to buy a brand new computer and could have learned how to play the guitar... WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME!!! i made the right choices)
22. clothes (keeping my body warm and আবর্জনা out of site... what আরো can আপনি ask for?)
23. Headphones (keeps people from গান গাওয়া my fav songs via stereo)
24. Video games. (no explanation required)
25.alarm clocks (letting me no oversleep and miss the bus... also helps improve my throwing accuracy with my shoe...)
26. Text বই that have the উত্তর written in them (well looks like i'm gonna have an easy semester)
27. that time when আপনি don't know the answer and are completely lost... and the teacher doesn't call on আপনি to solve the problem (THANK GOD!)
28. paper (giving me something to doodle on when i'm too bored to work but don't have anything else to do)
29. Early release days (getting out of school early... always a celebration inside my heart)
30. fishing (can be boring... but the moment আপনি get that bite... ALL WORTH IT!)
31. Hunting (bragging rights and meat... in no particular order)
32. lights (keeping our toes from being stubbed in the dark... and also allowing us to see i guess that's important too...)
33. beds (Zzzzz.... *sleep talking* so... comfy....Zzzz)
34.freedom (refer back to USA)
35. খ্রীষ্টধর্ম (not going to hell... and there's no greater feeling than that... if আপনি see it coming anyway...)
36. the Bible (don't read it as often as i should... but it's comforting to know that it's there for when i am lost...)
37. Church (the have the two things above and socialization/community)
38. Republicans (may not be the best... but without them... only democrats remain *scared look* that's a world i don't want to live in)
39. cars (you ever feel like walking/jogging/running 30+ miles to town every day?)
40. pillows (no one else can touch my head and it not be uncomfortable)
41. খাবার (well... i like living... and খাবার keeps me alive... so therefor i like food)
42. Water (see মতামত above)
43. Being alive (some people just don't get how great it is to just be alive... such a waste to commit suicide)
44. heated water (there's a reason i take long showers... *Me Gusta*)
45. Rage Comics (haters gonna hate)
46. Imagination (was best summed up দ্বারা Spongebob Squarepants... haters gonna hate)
47. Finnamers/Finname pics (So much WIN in this)
48. Other Christians/Catholics (making me feel not alone in my religious world... Thank আপনি god)
49. Mirrors (stopping embarrassing "they drew on my face" moments and other appearance related occurences BEFORE they happen)
50. Completing a 50 thing post (satisfaction in the fact that I'm DONE... just... yes)
1.The Nuke in CoD Zombies (saving people from hordes since 2008)
2. using ghost mode to steal a তারকা mode in MarioKart (So... Much... Satisfaction.)
3.sunglasses (why i wear them: 5% to not be blinded দ্বারা sun 95% to look cool)
4.Ipod converters that let আপনি charge directly from the দেওয়াল (life made convenient in 3, 2, 1...)
5.light switches that are directly beside the door (eliminates the chance of being attacked দ্বারা a monster in the dark when searching for the light switch.)
6. Internet (...life about to be wasted... couldn't be happier)
7. Human Shields in dodge-ball (*me gusta* me safe)
8.teachers that don't give homework on weekends (they deserve the nobel peace prize for reducing stress for teens.)
9. automatic sprinklers (guess who doesn't have to water the garden anymore...)
10.remotes (reducing the energy needed to get up and change the channel... what a wonderful invention)
11. duct tape (oh the possibilities are endless...)
12. instructions that come with pictures (i will never get this thing built and--- oh look they got pictures... i'll be done within the hour.)
13. Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste Copy and paste (spreading the wealth without spreading the work)
14. microwaveable খাবার (like i got time to use the stove...)
15. Snow (let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.)
16. USA!! ('Merica)
17. Family (somebodies got to get আপনি the presents... but fuck that shit... gotta get the প্রণয় <3)
18. watches ("hey what time is it", "time for আপনি to get a watch", *pulls out watch* "what now bitch"... they also help আপনি keep track of time)
19. চলচ্চিত্র (who needs the to read the book anyway)
20.Shows (reasons to watch TV)
21. Adventure time (i have spent tons of money and wasted tons of time on this... i could have enough money to buy a brand new computer and could have learned how to play the guitar... WHAT TIME IS IT? ADVENTURE TIME!!! i made the right choices)
22. clothes (keeping my body warm and আবর্জনা out of site... what আরো can আপনি ask for?)
23. Headphones (keeps people from গান গাওয়া my fav songs via stereo)
24. Video games. (no explanation required)
25.alarm clocks (letting me no oversleep and miss the bus... also helps improve my throwing accuracy with my shoe...)
26. Text বই that have the উত্তর written in them (well looks like i'm gonna have an easy semester)
27. that time when আপনি don't know the answer and are completely lost... and the teacher doesn't call on আপনি to solve the problem (THANK GOD!)
28. paper (giving me something to doodle on when i'm too bored to work but don't have anything else to do)
29. Early release days (getting out of school early... always a celebration inside my heart)
30. fishing (can be boring... but the moment আপনি get that bite... ALL WORTH IT!)
31. Hunting (bragging rights and meat... in no particular order)
32. lights (keeping our toes from being stubbed in the dark... and also allowing us to see i guess that's important too...)
33. beds (Zzzzz.... *sleep talking* so... comfy....Zzzz)
34.freedom (refer back to USA)
35. খ্রীষ্টধর্ম (not going to hell... and there's no greater feeling than that... if আপনি see it coming anyway...)
36. the Bible (don't read it as often as i should... but it's comforting to know that it's there for when i am lost...)
37. Church (the have the two things above and socialization/community)
38. Republicans (may not be the best... but without them... only democrats remain *scared look* that's a world i don't want to live in)
39. cars (you ever feel like walking/jogging/running 30+ miles to town every day?)
40. pillows (no one else can touch my head and it not be uncomfortable)
41. খাবার (well... i like living... and খাবার keeps me alive... so therefor i like food)
42. Water (see মতামত above)
43. Being alive (some people just don't get how great it is to just be alive... such a waste to commit suicide)
44. heated water (there's a reason i take long showers... *Me Gusta*)
45. Rage Comics (haters gonna hate)
46. Imagination (was best summed up দ্বারা Spongebob Squarepants... haters gonna hate)
47. Finnamers/Finname pics (So much WIN in this)
48. Other Christians/Catholics (making me feel not alone in my religious world... Thank আপনি god)
49. Mirrors (stopping embarrassing "they drew on my face" moments and other appearance related occurences BEFORE they happen)
50. Completing a 50 thing post (satisfaction in the fact that I'm DONE... just... yes)
শীর্ষ 10 signs your partner needs a vacation
1) He keeps handcuffing himself দ্বারা accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants আপনি to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking আপনি if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and আরো সঙ্গীত on the police channel
1) He keeps handcuffing himself দ্বারা accident.
2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.
3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.
4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."
5) He wants আপনি to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
6) He keeps asking আপনি if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.
7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.
8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.
9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
10) He wants to hear less talk and আরো সঙ্গীত on the police channel
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This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
আপনি may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that আপনি would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
প্রণয় আপনি in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate আপনি
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from আপনি can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about আপনি
before they go to sleep.
6. আপনি mean the world to someone.
7. আপনি are special and unique.
8. Someone that আপনি don't even know exists loves you.
9. When আপনি make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When আপনি think the world
has turned its back on আপনি
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments আপনি received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
আপনি may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.
1. There are at least two people in this world
that আপনি would die for.
2.. At least 15 people in this world
প্রণয় আপনি in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate আপনি
is because they want to
be just like you.
4. A smile from আপনি can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.
5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about আপনি
before they go to sleep.
6. আপনি mean the world to someone.
7. আপনি are special and unique.
8. Someone that আপনি don't even know exists loves you.
9. When আপনি make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
10. When আপনি think the world
has turned its back on আপনি
take another look.
11. Always remember the compliments আপনি received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
