যেভাবে খুশী Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave আপনি ...
GIRL : Do আপনি প্রণয় me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did আপনি miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were আপনি away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw আপনি স্নেহ চুম্বন last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say আপনি প্রণয় me! Say আপনি প্রণয় me!
BOY : আপনি প্রণয় me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will আপনি give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do আপনি remember when আপনি proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ঘন্টা ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ঘন্টা of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't আপনি ever want to improve??

BOY : I প্রণয় আপনি and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have আপনি ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a তারিখ once? অথবা was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will আপনি come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do আপনি think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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I Knew আপনি Were in Trouble Lyrics

posted by nmdis

I KNEW আপনি WERE IN TROUBLE দ্বারা Taylor Swift

{I Knew আপনি Were Trouble}

Once upon a time, a few mistakes ago
I was in your sights, আপনি got me alone
You found me, আপনি found me, আপনি found me…
I guess আপনি didn't care and I guess I liked that
And when I fell hard, আপনি took a step back
Without me, without me, without me…
And he's long gone when he's পরবর্তি to me
And I realize the blame is on me.

CHORUS
Cause I knew আপনি were trouble when আপনি walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d never been
so আপনি put me down oh,
I knew আপনি were trouble when আপনি walked in
So shame on me now
I flew me to places I’d...

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Let It Rock ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Whoa
Whoa
Whoa
Whoa

The weekend comes to this town
Seven days too soon
For the ones who have to make up
What we break up of their rules

Well I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Tell his boys they're in command
While chino danced a tango
With a broomstick in his hand
He said, it's alright (Alright) if আপনি have a good time
It's alright (alright) if আপনি want to ক্রুশ that line
Break on through to the other side

Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
You can't stop a আগুন burning out of control
Let it rock (Let it rock), let it go (Let it go)
With the night we’re on the loose, huh
Got to let it rock
Whoa
Whoa

We...

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Breakout ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Breakout
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa
Whoa-oh-whoa-oh
Whoa-oh-whoa

This time girl I've had enough
You're too hot to handle with kid gloves
Oh it's too late I hear a knock on the door
The game's over baby I can't take it no more

Breakout (Breakout)
Take these chains from me
You held my হৃদয় for ransom
Baby, set it free
Breakout (Breakout)
Your lies can't hide what I see
I'm better off on my own

Promises made in the heat of the night (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
Those words were broken under bedroom lights (Whoa-oh)
Your lips they burn your body calls my name (Whoa-oh-whoa-oh)
I can feel the আগুন but it's all in vain (Whoa-oh)...

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Runaway ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

On the রাস্তা where আপনি live
Girls talk about their social lives
They're made of lipstick, plastic and paint
A touch of sable in their eyes

(All your life)
All your life all you’ve asked is
When’s your Daddy gonna talk to you
But আপনি were living in another world
Trying to get a message through

No one heard a single word আপনি said
They should have seen it in your eyes
What was going around your head

Ooh, she's a little runaway
Daddy's girl learned fast
All those things he couldn't say
Ooh, she's a little runaway

A different line every night
Guaranteed to blow your mind
I see আপনি out on the streets
Call me for...

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Erase And Rewind ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I don’t wanna feel like this
I don’t want to
I don’t want to
I don’t wanna freak আপনি out
But I
I think I might of ব্যক্ত too much
Didn’t mean to
Didn’t mean to
Think I might of ব্যক্ত it’s আপনি and I

Guess I should leave this behind
Guess I should erase and rewind
But somehow I can’t seem to stay away
I don’t want to sound desperate but I am
And so say that you’ll come around
Guess I should erase and rewind, erase and rewind

I don’t want to stand in line
Like I used to
Like I used to
I don’t want to have to scream and shout
‘Cause I’m the kind of girl that sticks
Like a tattoo
Like a tattoo...

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Suddenly ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to প্রদর্শনী the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...

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Headstrong ~ Ashley Tisdale ~Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy আপনি are
You’re a talented kind of boy আপনি are
And that’s just the kind of boy আপনি are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can আপনি feel the beat
Melt down, can আপনি feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of...

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Intro ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I am in front of the lights
I can’t unlove you, you, you, you
He ব্যক্ত you’re amazing
She ব্যক্ত then why আপনি waiting
Be good, be good, be good, be good
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom
প্রদর্শনী me some positivity
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
These are headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the সঙ্গীত plays
So much for you, so much for you
So much for you, so much for you

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chicken and a horse joke

posted by jessicamc26

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car অগ্রবর্তী saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If আপনি are hung like a horse, আপনি don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

দোল low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my হৃদয় out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, অথবা the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my হৃদয় out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. আপনি wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet আপনি on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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A তালিকা of Sites আপনি Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that আপনি probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add আরো to the তালিকা when I find আরো sites I think আপনি should probably avoid. So if anyone sends আপনি লিঙ্ক to the following sites, আপনি have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad দ্বারা the name of the লিঙ্ক but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS আপনি ARE A SICKO I ADVISE আপনি NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...

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আরো than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated দ্বারা you.
I was so এনচ্যান্টেড দ্বারা your beauty that I ran into that দেওয়াল over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime আপনি passed by, just so I could stare at আপনি a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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Best Truth অথবা Dare প্রশ্ন Ever To Ask

posted by sam71

Good truth অথবা dare Questions

Truth অথবা dare is fun, only when all the people involved in the game are comfortable with each other. Here are some questions, which can be termed as good truth অথবা dare questions, which will help আপনি to break the ice and ease the environment of a strained gathering.

Which was the most embarrassing moment of your life?

Describe the strangest dream আপনি have ever had in your life?

What is the one quality অথবা feature আপনি would like to change about yourself?

Do আপনি have a crush on any of your friend's boyfriend অথবা boyfriend's friend?

Do আপনি think your boyfriend is marriage material?...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, আপনি answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, আপনি answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, আপনি answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, আপনি say “is that so?”
5. If আপনি so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher আপনি did not turn in your homework because আপনি were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When আপনি walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a শীতল that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up তালিকা is on my ডেস্ক for the part আপনি would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up তালিকা on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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101 things to call your boyfriend/girlfriend

posted by TheRealSexyKate

Sweetie
Sweetheart
My love
Lover
Pumpkin
Baby
Darling
Sweetie Pie
Baby Doll
My Little Cabbage (French)
Love of my Life
Angel
Beloved
Dear
Dearest
Dear one
Deary
Flame
Heart’s Desire
Honey Bun
Poubelle
Honeybunch
Lamb
Jewel
Loveling
Pearl
Pet
Precious
Princess
Prince
My Sweet
Sugar
Treasure
True Love
Beautiful
Beauty
Gem
Saint
Light of my Life
Object of my Affection
Angel Face
Babe
Buttercup
Button
Cherub
Chica
Dumpling
Little Angel
Little Darling
Little Doll
Number One
Prize
Tootsie
Doll Face
My Idol
My Everything
My Life
Object of My Affection
True Love
One and Only
Inamorata
Inamorato
My Passion
Valentine
Dove
Honey Bunny
Smoochy
Babycake
Dream Girl
Dream...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by টারমার২০

1)"Why, do আপনি find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I প্রণয় the সেকেন্ড grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and আপনি actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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The 56 Worst Analogies from High School Papers

posted by moodystuff449

1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6′3″ tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a বৃত্ত that had its two sides gently compressed দ্বারা a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you’re on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina...

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41 ways to annoy your parents

posted by chowjoyi

41 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If আপনি have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your বন্ধু come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি ask their opinion of everything.

7. After আপনি have your bath, মোড়ানো a bath towel around আপনি and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...