(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope আপনি enjoy!)
আপনি know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when আপনি break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this প্রবন্ধ will be আরো of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the মতামত below is going to think I use গুগুল to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus আপনি imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm অথবা hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly ব্যক্ত for this review, it's time to take a রাজহাঁস at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll মতামত to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My পছন্দ version being this one.
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I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a পোকা to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
আপনি know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when আপনি break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.
Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed planet actually has even a bit of a fetish for, Cotton Eye Joe. Specifically the Rednex remix.
But this প্রবন্ধ will be আরো of a brief summary of my opinion on it, and not exactly a review, so preserve that thought in your human brain when inspecting this article.
Also I fathom that the crowd in the মতামত below is going to think I use গুগুল to shamelessly asset smart words for this review, but I digress. Also, again, the haters and trolls can go screw themselves, along with their irregular conceptions.
I use a thesaurus আপনি imbecile. (No offense, this series is meant to be a satirical take on reviews, so I never mean harm অথবা hate when I say stuff like that.)
Blockhead.
But without further ado, literally that line being the utmost cliche sentence I could've possibly ব্যক্ত for this review, it's time to take a রাজহাঁস at the song Cotton Eye Joe.
And yes, I am aware that this isn't the 60's Miguel, so reserve your mindless troll মতামত to your overly complicated human brain.
But straight to the point, I have a huge fetish for this song. And I am aware that song reviewing master ShadowTodd doesn't methodically agnate this piece of music, but as a colossal majority of trolls and haters can't comprehend, it's alright to have an opinion.
Because the aforementioned melody is honestly really catchy! Solemnly, this melody has approximately everything a wonderfully memorable melody needs to have, and I simply adore it!
From the wonderful material inside of the chorus line to the insanely catchy notes, this song is damn near flawless. My পছন্দ version being this one.
link
I can't even justify my indicated opinion previously mentioned about 3 paragraphs ago, the melody discriminately has this haunting pitch to it that attracts me like a পোকা to a flame, and the chorus line gets me every time.
FINAL SCORE: An exceedingly underrated song. 9/10
WINKWAKER430:
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even আরো sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious অথবা not..
DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..
SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his যেভাবে খুশী videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his ফোরাম stories.. So yeah..
COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..
THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to ফেসবুক should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..
If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even আরো sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious অথবা not..
DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..
SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his যেভাবে খুশী videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his ফোরাম stories.. So yeah..
COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..
THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to ফেসবুক should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..
If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
