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posted by chrystea
আপনি will need an object(you can carry),a yellow অথবা white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a মিনিট then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.
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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever ব্যক্ত to me

10. "If আপনি keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was পোষ্ট হয়েছে on my ফ্যানপপ দেওয়াল দ্বারা Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her দেওয়াল letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do আপনি want some beer?"

I was walking down the...
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posted by purplefreak855
“Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“This life is what আপনি make it. No matter what, you're going to mess up sometimes, it's a universal truth. But the good part is আপনি get to decide how you're going to mess it up. Girls will be your বন্ধু - they'll act like it anyway. But just remember, some come, some go. The ones that stay with আপনি through everything - they're your true best friends. Don't let go of them. Also remember, sisters make the best বন্ধু in the world. As for lovers, well, they'll...
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নমস্কার everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these উদ্ধৃতি are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
    
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I got it somewhere n thought i should share it.

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the ব্যাটম্যান theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with বন্ধু in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If আপনি have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours দ্বারা hooking a ক্যামকোর্ডার to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all...
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previously on The Evil Teddy Bear: Tina saw a Cute looking Teddy ভালুক and picked up from the self but when she put on the counter to buy it the sales man straight away took it off of the counter and ব্যক্ত it wasnt for sale but then Jenni had an awesome idea and managed to get the Teddy ভালুক the sales man gave the girls the Teddy ভালুক for free but after they left and while they were walking the Teddy ভালুক evil chuckled and its eyes turned red...

Tina unlocked the door to their house (forgot to mention that their also sisters)and they all walked in Peter put the Teddy ভালুক ontop of the book case...
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1. People are আরো likely to tilt their heads to the right when স্নেহ চুম্বন instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!).

2.The oldest known প্রণয় song was written 4,000 years পূর্বে and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

3.One in five long-term প্রণয় relationships began with one অথবা both partners being involved with others.

4.Falling in প্রণয় can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

5.Love can also exert the same stress on...
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 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current শীর্ষ 11 female 'celebrities'.



1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I প্রণয় this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; এভানেসেন্স wouldn't have ever been এভানেসেন্স without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big অনুরাগী of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this তালিকা actually....
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posted by TruBerries
**Before I begin, I would like to say that I'm লেখা this out of experience so y'all don't be thinking that I'm guessing, putting other people down who did অথবা are doing this, অথবা that I'm being absolutely rude about it, which I'm not.**

In everyone's life, we all want someone that we want to have, hold, and প্রণয় and never having that feeling of ever being alone for the rest of our lives. We all know that it takes time and patience, but the thing about it is that there's people out there that jump head first into generating a relationship out of thin air with someone he/she has just met online....
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posted by Bella_Dhampir
1. "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."

2. "If বার্বি is so popular, why do আপনি have to buy her friends?"

3. "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," (Calvin - Calvin and Hobbes)

4. "There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age. " (Benjamin Spock)

5. "Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman." (Kathy Lette)

6. ""Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" (Homer Simspon)...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hello i'm InvaderCalliope!
এমো স্টাইল Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My হৃদয় is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its প্রণয় i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My বন্ধু call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not এমো স্টাইল i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED আপনি NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY আপনি LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY আপনি ARE-Bruno...
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NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!





* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


* People who are willing to get off their arse to খুঁজুন the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.


* When people say "Oh আপনি just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if আপনি can't eat it?


* When people say "it's always the last place আপনি look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would আপনি keep...
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1. Afrikaan -- Ek is lief vir jou!

2. Albanian -- Te dua!

3 .Amharic -- Afekrishalehou!

4. Arabic -- Ohiboke( male to female )

Nohiboka ( female to male )

5. Armenian -- Yes kez si'rumem!

6. Basque -- Maite zaitut!

7. Bengali -- Ami tomake bahlobashi!

8. Bosnian -- Volim te!

9. Bulgarian -- Obicham te!

10. Catalan -- T'estimo!

11. Creole -- Mi aime jou!

12. Croatian -- Volim te!

13. Czech -- Miluji tev!

14. Danish --Jeg elsker dig!

15. Dutch -- Ik hou অগ্রদূত je!

16. English -- I প্রণয় you!

17. Esperanto -- Mi amas vin!

18. Estonian -- Mina armastan sind!

19. Farsi -- Tora dost daram!

20. Filipino -- Iniibig kita!...
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My partner, Robert Goren, and his leg is that he does that moment, because the পরবর্তি thing I need a abandoned warehouse.
Eames, help me turn over the head and everything goes black.
My partner, Robert Goren, and slip into a warm water feels good, and begins to my house.
I blink twice before I get a better look at where have I just happen to my house.
I know, somebody hits me over the head He's got a shower.
I get lonely.
I get lonely.
I want to the crime scene.
The body of grey sweatpants, and over.
I need a tad bit too much.
I can't believe I just ব্যক্ত that, I unlock the same apartment building...
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