1.When your roommate comes in, pretend that আপনি are on the phone, screaming angrily and shouting obscenities. After আপনি hang up, say "That was your mom She ব্যক্ত she’d call back".

2.Buy a jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the clown pops out. Scream continuously for twenty minutes.

3.Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

4.Keep a বিষাক্ত মাকড়সা in a jar for three days. Then get rid of the tarantula. If your roommate asks, say “Oh, he’s…… around here somewhere….

5.Shoot rubber bands at your roommate while his/her back is turned, and then look away quickly.

6.As soon as your roommate turns the light off at night, begin গান গাওয়া famous operas as loud as আপনি can. When your roommate turns on the light, look around and pretend to be confused.

7.Ask your roommate to pose for a portrait. Leave.

8.Borrow your roommate’s clothes. Offer to wash them, then act like they were yours all along

9.Buy a telescope. Sit on your বিছানা and look across the room at your roommate through the telescope. When you’re not using the telescope, act like your roommate is too far away for আপনি to see.

10.-Draw a tiny, black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, „It’s spreading, it’s spreading.“

11.Every time আপনি enter the room, sit in a chair, lean back too far, and fall over backwards. Laugh hysterically for about ten minutes. Then, one day, repeat the falling-over exercise, but instead of laughing, get up, look at the chair sternly, and say, „It’s not funny anymore.“

12.Every time your roommate walks in yell, „Hooray! You’re back!“ as loud as আপনি can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, „Shouldn’t আপনি be going somewhere?“

13.Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that আপনি were trying to kill a mosquito.

14.Make your finger talk to you. Write backwards on the walls.

15.Hold all night candle lit pagan rituals in your room. Invite as many people as possible.

16.Spell out the last word of each sentence আপনি say to your roommate.

17.Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells আপনি to take it off, say, „Who the hell do আপনি think আপনি are? A king?“

18.Steal something valuable of your roommate’s. If s/he asks about it, tell him/her that আপনি traded it for some magic beans. Give some beans to your roommate.

19.Talk about your roommate to the little man who lives in your pocket.

20.Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.