Okay so নমস্কার there guys. This is a kind of প্রবন্ধ that I dont usually do, however I found this প্রবন্ধ that peeves me off with how stupid it is that I had to make a complaint about it. Id like to note that all of my complaints are totally
100% serious and should be taken with that. Like seriously. I never
But anyways. So I was randomly browsing the internet -not ফ্যানপপ মতামত at all- and I found this atrocious প্রবন্ধ called "Zanhar's Rules of Shipping" and the stupidity of it made me cringe. However I dont think আপনি guys have ever seen this প্রবন্ধ and will never see it অথবা bother to খুঁজুন it up and Im sure the লেখক herself will never be able to find this, so Ill just give আপনি the শিরোনাম and no link so that should be good enough.
Okay lets begin with this. Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven unshippable!
Okay so what is even with that? How do আপনি even plan to prove a ship like that? The only way আপনি could do that is if it becomes a canon couple in the story and how the hell do আপনি expect to do that? Why the hell would আপনি make something a an cant control the golden rule of shipping? Are আপনি saying they cant ship if the ship oesnt somehow be- Oh shit. আপনি ব্যক্ত "Unshippable"..? err... Rule number 1. The golden rule of shipping; ship it until it's proven [shippable]!
There we go. Small editations doesnt hurt anyone. I just changed the tense of that word so thats okay. See my point is still valid. #3 They are best friends? Ship it harder!
Oh so আপনি are telling me that if I have a best friend, me and him/her must be shipped and dating? Like my god. I swear the amount of times in my life that idea has tortured me with "You guys should date" at school and আপনি wanna inforce that? Seriously? Im offended. আপনি should try living the life. #4 Person A is person B's only friend?? Very ship!
What? What does this have to do with anything..? What if they were to date? Like what would happen if they were to break up? One would have absolutely no one. Thats messed up. Like seriously. I dont ship Sarumi (Saruhiko X Misaki from K) at all. Like that is cearly not a ship that fits this category. #7 If the character x's sibling dated character y, then character x and character y are now shippable.
Isnt that kind of messed up? Havent আপনি heard of the Bro code bruh? #9 And if you're feeling adventurous, edgy, and controversial ship person x and his/her sibling.
Oh so now not only do আপনি wanna break the Bro Code, ruin friendships, inforce annoying people, and making shippers have to do somethign they cant, but now আপনি wanna support INCEST?! Do আপনি seriously not know how fucked up youve been this article? That is seriously not a cool thing bruh. Incest man! Im an angry SJW that takes shipping too seriously! আপনি cant do incest like that! And what if they have children?! What do আপনি want? Incest babies?! #11 Is one of these rivals evil? And the other good? Of course that's how it is! Ship it! Ship it hard!
Dont আপনি think that might become a bit of an unhealthy relationship? I mean if they are rivals অথবা do get along wouldnt they not get along in a relationship? Like have আপনি ever thoguht about that? What if I shipped আপনি and made আপনি তারিখ the person আপনি hate the most? Would আপনি like that? Seriously have আপনি ever put yourself in the place of these people. Like psh. Clearly this is a serious article. #16 What? Not wiiiled enough for you? Fine then, ship your পছন্দ with your least পছন্দ for maximum mixed feelings!
Ew... Why would I put my পছন্দ though that torture. Like ewwww #18 Number 17 is a no go? Well ship person A with person B while simultaneously shipping person A with person C.
#19 And then ship person B with person C.
#20 Its a bonus if person A cheated on person B with person C. Then ship person B with person C harder as person A cries in the distance.
Woah woah woah. Step back there and read what আপনি just wrote. Are আপনি saying আপনি like people cheating on eachother?! AND THEN আপনি ARE BEGGING অথবা SOMEONE TO CRY ABOUT IT. Okay what even are you? Some kind of messed up sadist অথবা something? Like clearly আপনি are অথবা something. Like seriously. Cheating has ruined lives. And why are আপনি saying this is a RULE of shipping? What if someone doesnt believe that shipping is a thing আপনি have to do to be a fa- I mean cheating is a thing আপনি have to do to be a shipper? Like seriously? People shouldnt have to make characters cheat on eachother to be a true shipper. #23 Person A is a pirate. Wonderful! This person can be shipped with everyone automatically. Let person A chase that booty!
Oh I see. আপনি are being PUNNY here. Well its not that funny and I almost missed it with how serious this প্রবন্ধ was. I guess it was a good piece of comic releif though. #24 "But it's not canon." Sure it is. Anything is canon if আপনি ship it hard enough.
Again refer to my first point. Shippers and অনুরাগী cant do that. #26 What's this??? আপনি have a NOTP??? Ha ha, no আপনি don't everything is shippable. Ship all the things!
What if its an abusive relationship? Should they continue doing that then? #31 Male/Male Female/Female Female/Male. What did I say about discriminating. We don't do that here!
Ew. Why are আপনি saying homosexual relationships are okay? God clearly did not want homosexuality and that is not okay. আপনি are sinning দ্বারা doing this. Like seriously. I am not a girl that likes boobs অথবা anything. Psh. Why are আপনি approving of such sin. #49 Fine আপনি can ship singers too.
Like I seriously didnt get lazy while skimming and just jump to the end to make it look like I skimmed your whole প্রবন্ধ for things to দুশ্চরিত্রা about, but like... who the hell would ship singers? Like seriously. Thats so messed up they are real people. What if they see that?! দ্বারা all means this is a joke and I don't expect anyone to actually comply with these.
*was skimming and clearly didnt see that*