আরো Car Stereotypes
We have আরো stereotypes for আরো cars, coming your way.
Rolls-Royce
Butler: *Parks a Silver Wraith in front of a giant mansion*
Rich Man: *Steps out with an unbrella* Well, pish posh and perfection, welcome to my British প্রথমপাতা dear chap. Come this way and I'll প্রদর্শনী আপনি what's inside. *Inside his house* First off, we have every picture inside a স্বর্ণ frame. Each frame is 24 karat gold. I have 65 million pounds worth of diamonds, and 65 million pounds in general. I make ten thousand pounds a day, and share half of it with everyone in town.
Butler: He wouldn't do that if he had an Audi. He'd have to save up to keep it from falling apart.
GMC
Teenager: *Looking at a man*
Man: আপনি scratched my truck.
Teenager: I did not.
Man: Yes আপনি did.
Teenager: *Follows the man towards his truck. No scratch is seen*
Man: My door is messed up thanks to you.
Teenager: I didn't even touch your truck.
Man: আপনি need to be আরো careful on your bicycle. Get some training wheels.
Teenager: Hey, worry about yourself. *Rides away*
Man: *Shaking in fury*
Dodge
Girl: *Looking at a black charger following her* Please don't be undercover.
Man: *Driving the Charger* What is the meaning of this person going slow? *Runs the girl off the road*
Girl: *Stuck in a ditch* Well, he's definitely not a cop.
Chevrolet
Teenager: *Going 75 on the highway* I don't care if the speed is 55. I'm late for college.
Man 77: *Parked on the side of the road in a Suburban*
Teenager: *Turns off the highway, and drifts onto a road, turning right. He sees the Suburban* That's not a cop, because cops only use Ford's.
Man 77: *Spots the teenager speeding past him. He follows him, turning on his police lights* Dispatch, I got me a speeder.
Teenager: *Looks back at the cop* Fuck.
Mercedes-Benz. There's two of these.
The first one.
Busty Blonde: *Stops at a gas station in a shiny convertible* I need premium.
Attendant: You're not gonna masturbate if আপনি have engine trouble, are you?
Busty Blonde: Does my car look like a Fiat? Besides, why should I masturbate, when I got you?
Attendant: *Blushing*
2nd
Indian: Hello, I from India, and this is my 1978 Mercedes. It is diesel powered, and should break down, but it does not, because it is Mercedes. All Indians, and Muslims in America drive diesel powered sedans from the 70's and 80's.
Muslim: Not me, I drive Volvo.
Indian: Get a diesel আপনি bitch.
Mitsubishi
Man: *Drifting in snow* Woo-hoo!!
Man 79: *In a Ford Focus* Why am I losing?
Man: Because you're not driving a Mitsubishi. The king of rally cross, in dirt, অথবা snow!! Yeah!! *Goes over a 50 foot jump, and continues driving in the snow* Forget Jeep, Subaru, and everything else. Mitsubishi is what আপনি need for off road adventures.
Subaru
Asian: *Drifting in an outback station wagon. He smiles as he tries hard not to lean into the passenger's আসন as he continues drifting*
And finally, BMW
I wish this wasn't true, because BMW's are very nice cars. Alas, some বিএমডবলু drivers do behave like morons. As a matter of fact, what আপনি will see actually happened to me recently.
Man: *At a red light, getting ready to turn left. He looks at a বিএমডবলু X5 on the other side of the intersection, also getting ready to turn left* That's a nice car, I'd like to have one of those.
Woman: *In the X5*
Man: *Sees the light turn green. He begins to go forward*
Woman: *Driving forward, but gets in front of the other car, and goes on the wrong side of the road*
Man: What are আপনি doing?
Woman: আপনি nearly hit me!!
Man: I'm not the one who got on the left side of the road. *Gets rammed দ্বারা a Toyota*
Okay, I didn't actually get rammed, but a Toyota was coming towards me at 80 miles an hour. If আপনি want to kill yourself, that's your problem, but don't get others involved দ্বারা driving like a jackass.
Are আপনি embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to প্রদর্শনী her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all আপনি got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute শিশুরা were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online লেখা
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta অনুরাগী fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I প্রণয় Korn
I have almost EVERY এমিনেম album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO বন্ধু these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online লেখা
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta অনুরাগী fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I প্রণয় Korn
I have almost EVERY এমিনেম album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO বন্ধু these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard অথবা a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako মৎসকুমারী does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
আপনি can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic অথবা inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for পাঠ করা this প্রবন্ধ and I hope it works for everyone that read it.