(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they প্রদর্শনী up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this প্রবন্ধ has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. আপনি fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the শিরোনাম alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic পিয়ানো Here*
♫Sometimes আপনি feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother অথবা a prick!
♫Or else I'll have আপনি all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad পিয়ানো For Ya'll*
♫So I got প্রথমপাতা from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the কামান was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way আপনি can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight অথবা gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic পিয়ানো Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time দ্বারা beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed দ্বারা all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure আপনি know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.
Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this প্রবন্ধ has even started...?
Quite possibly, Jared. আপনি fucking idiot.
Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the শিরোনাম alone will win myself a million Grammies.
And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.
Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!
*Insert Overly Melodramatic পিয়ানো Here*
♫Sometimes আপনি feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫
♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother অথবা a prick!
♫Or else I'll have আপনি all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫
*More Sad পিয়ানো For Ya'll*
♫So I got প্রথমপাতা from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the কামান was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫
♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫
♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫
(Even though it's not.)
*Play That Sad Piano*
♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way আপনি can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫
♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight অথবা gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫
♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫
♫Even though it's not!♫
♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫
*More Epic পিয়ানো Solo Goodness*
♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫
♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time দ্বারা beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫
Wait, that doesn't rhyme...
♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed দ্বারা all of humankiiiiiind....♫
♫Yeah I'm sure আপনি know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫
♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫
♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫
♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫
(Take my life.)
when that অ্যাঞ্জেল sits on my shoulder
whispers into my হৃদয়
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the অ্যাঞ্জেল appears to আপনি in form of desire
আপনি float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
আপনি jump about
cos আপনি cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this অ্যাঞ্জেল with her good intensions
will make আপনি fly
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি cry
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি feel how others feel
so আপনি can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the অ্যাঞ্জেল and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already হারিয়ে গেছে
whispers into my হৃদয়
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the অ্যাঞ্জেল appears to আপনি in form of desire
আপনি float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
আপনি jump about
cos আপনি cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this অ্যাঞ্জেল with her good intensions
will make আপনি fly
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি cry
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি feel how others feel
so আপনি can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the অ্যাঞ্জেল and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already হারিয়ে গেছে
"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what আপনি will tell me today " ব্যক্ত the man .
"Alright but আপনি will not like what i tell আপনি .' 'I do not know where to begin ."
"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " ব্যক্ত the man " i am doctor after all."
"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "
alright if আপনি want hear আরো . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps পরবর্তি to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy আপনি another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This দিন is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police ব্যক্ত that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in বিছানা with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, আপনি প্রদর্শনী up and drink my poison."
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps পরবর্তি to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy আপনি another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This দিন is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police ব্যক্ত that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in বিছানা with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, আপনি প্রদর্শনী up and drink my poison."
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to বন্ধু about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in প্রণয় with crush
Step 10: Imagine having শিশুরা with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to বন্ধু about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in প্রণয় with crush
Step 10: Imagine having শিশুরা with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.