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(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they প্রদর্শনী up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this প্রবন্ধ has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. আপনি fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the শিরোনাম alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to those evil grandmothers from Cookie Clicker. That'd be absolutely goddamn ridiculous.

Regardless though, I don't write often anymore, so let's make this one count. KICK IT!

*Insert Overly Melodramatic পিয়ানো Here*

♫Sometimes আপনি feel useless...♫
♫Like a screen door on a submarine, if ya know what I mean, I'm talking anger, depression, sadness...♫
♫While every other motherfucker's feelin' some bliss!♫

♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫"Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say!"♫

♫Stop treating me like a child, a bother অথবা a prick!
♫Or else I'll have আপনি all suck my-
Thesaurus.....♫

*More Sad পিয়ানো For Ya'll*

♫So I got প্রথমপাতা from school, slept a bit and shot a cannon♫
♫Watched some Kanon, but the কামান was never canon♫
♫I got up from my sheets, and to my dismay♫
♫I felt my sadness rise as I gazed down the drivewaaaay♫

♫But little did I know that some hope would arise♫
♫My weirdness someday would pay off in my eyes♫
♫Because my name is Deathding and I'm here to say-♫
♫My sexuality's a double entendre 'cause it goes both waaays...♫

♫'Cause it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my vocab was oracular!♫

(Even though it's not.)

*Play That Sad Piano*

♫While I was at school, I practiced coding in Brackets♫
♫Keying out some brackets as I typed a tourney bracket♫
♫But like life itself, there's no way আপনি can hack it♫
♫Just gotta mash buttons and proofread your homework packets♫

♫But fear not, and wipe those tears away!♫
♫Because you're bound to get fucked if your days are gray♫
♫Or is it spelled grey? In the UK, that's what they say♫
♫And while I'm rhymin' sublime, on a dime, to pass the time♫
♫Nobody will notice that I'm not straight অথবা gay...♫
♫'Cause todaaaayyy....♫

♫Yeah it's a play on words, play on words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still droppin' rhymes like my name was Mick Jagger!♫

♫Even though it's not!♫

♫Yeaaahhhh! Oh yeah!♫

*More Epic পিয়ানো Solo Goodness*

♫This is the part of the song♫
♫Where everything slows down, and time adjusts to a screeching haaaaalt....♫

♫How can that go wrong?♫
♫Killing some time দ্বারা beating up a clock just to pass the tiiiiiiime♫


Wait, that doesn't rhyme...

♫Now that's not very sublime♫
♫Stopping the flow just to please the proletariat kind♫
♫Mind, don't mind, but it's all in your mind♫
♫Still dropping bars left and right like my fate was intertwined, refined, designed দ্বারা all of humankiiiiiind....♫

♫Yeah I'm sure আপনি know what's coming up in kiiiiind.....♫

♫Now I'm just screwing with words, screwing with words!♫
♫So stop and take a look back and interpret what আপনি heard♫
♫And even though our vernacular ain't so spectacular♫
♫I'm still dropping bars with the sharpness of a daggeeeeeer!♫

♫Nagging on and oooooooooon!♫

♫Yeeeaaaahhhh!♫


(Take my life.)
 An original dumbass melody written দ্বারা Deathding in 2018.
An original dumbass melody written by Deathding in 2018.
posted by HaiSuG96
RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, চলচ্ছবি and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i প্রণয় my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones আপনি see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they প্রণয় their haters, and sometimes I think "if আপনি প্রণয় your haters, then why do আপনি hate back?" seriously....
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when that অ্যাঞ্জেল sits on my shoulder
whispers into my হৃদয়
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the অ্যাঞ্জেল appears to আপনি in form of desire
আপনি float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
আপনি jump about
cos আপনি cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this অ্যাঞ্জেল with her good intensions
will make আপনি fly
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি cry
the অ্যাঞ্জেল will make আপনি feel how others feel
so আপনি can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the অ্যাঞ্জেল and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already হারিয়ে গেছে
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A দিন dont go দ্বারা আপনি dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF আপনি do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta আপনি XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by hotice
" I know what আপনি want from me.you want me to tell আপনি my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to আপনি . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell আপনি i could get a lot of people around me hurt " ব্যক্ত the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what আপনি will tell me today " ব্যক্ত the man .

"Alright but আপনি will not like what i tell আপনি .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " ব্যক্ত the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if আপনি want hear আরো . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u
♥♥♥.............again found this.not দ্বারা me!

Here they are:

1. Do not be late.

2. Do not put your feet on the desk.

3. Do not eat garlic 24 hours prior.

4. Do not have a flapping dried nostril booger অথবা a long protruding nose hair.

5. Do not have a stringer of spittle in the corner of your mouth.

6. Do not shake hands if your palm is cold, clammy and limp.

7. Do not wear sneakers unless they are brand new.

8. Do not wear a lapel pin of any sort unless it is the American অথবা Mexican flag.

9. Do not ask about hours, salary, vacation, pensions, insurance অথবা anything else that might be considered ......
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posted by I_love_Mikey
Contradicting as it is, and hypocritical of me to say, this is how I view the industrial culture...

There're stereotypes, and within stereotypes, groups, and within groups, characterization, and within the characterization, secrets, and within the secrets, lies.

We'll start with the industrial style:

People will go off and call others "emo", "goth", "punk", etc. And, then within "emo" is "scene", "poser", "rocker", and within "goth", there's "cyber goth", and so on and so forth...

People in their own groups will call each other posers.

Overall, the industrial culture started off as something without...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
how আপনি chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what আপনি feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what আপনি do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i প্রণয় the way আপনি know
who আপনি are and to me it's exciting
when আপনি know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...
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posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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 প্রণয় them :D
LOVE them :D
Angela's POV

Days passed one দ্বারা one, and my প্রণয় for Jacob got even bigger. It's almost a বছর since I'm here.Now I know everybody in Forks. Alexandra became my best friends, and she's the only one that knows my secret. There's too much জেলি girls, but he didn't cheat on me as long as I know. Actually he says he loves me আরো every day. And I think he means it. Bella is really nice to me, and I try to be nice to her. Her boyfriend, Edward (the vampire) left her. I would die if Jacob would do something like that to me. Last night I dreamed Edward..or at least he says he is Edward. We were in...
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posted by boomerlover
A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps পরবর্তি to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy আপনি another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This দিন is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police ব্যক্ত that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in বিছানা with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, আপনি প্রদর্শনী up and drink my poison."
Here's the rest of em'

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of কমলা traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your ডিনার with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in যেভাবে খুশী spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone আপনি meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do...
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Mysterious love

-chapter two-


That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few ঘন্টা I fell asleep and woke up দ্বারা the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a শার্ট that had some sort of শিরোনাম on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old কনভার্স on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are আপনি doing here aren't আপনি supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...
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posted by deathding
An amazing Card-Based game with so many features! Over 100 cards, আপনি can meet real people online playing it, যোগদান the, "Cult" faction, a faction obsessed with alien advanced modern technology. অথবা the brotherhood. a faction who doesn't stop until your enemy is dead. Destroy your opponents rocket অথবা heal completely to win! upgrade your cards, skills, armor, and weapons in this Extraordinary game. And if আপনি Don't have an e-mail, just make one up. This game features "Generators" where every turn আপনি get 2 kinds of points. Attack points, Which let আপনি attack and do other cool stuff to destroy your opponent, and Material points, which let আপনি heal অথবা use cool things to protect your rocket. So please everyone, যোগদান the club, make a profile,(its free) and start battling! আপনি WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED!
Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to বন্ধু about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in প্রণয় with crush

Step 10: Imagine having শিশুরা with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.
added by Crazedsitcomfan
I made this তালিকা before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with বিভক্ত করা personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black গান গাওয়া as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to কুইন Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna প্রণয় আপনি till the very...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic রামধনু is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How is everypony doing today?
Audience: Good.
Master Sword: That word is used too often. Not only does it describe the way you're feeling, but it also describes... Ah, forget it.
Tom: Save the screw ups for the bloopers, okay?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have a special guest on our প্রদর্শনী today, and his name is Nocturnal Mirage.
Audience: *Cheering*
Mirage: *Arrives*
Master Sword: Hey, good to see আপনি again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: আপনি see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let আপনি know who Brony Of The মাস is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, অথবা laughing....
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