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দ্বারা Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of হৃদয় disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced দ্বারা Project Blue Beam.










PART 1



The infamous NASA Blue Beam Project has four different steps in order to implement the new age religion with the antichrist at its head.



We must remember that the new age religion is the very foundation for the new world government, without which religion the dictatorship of the new world order is completely impossible.

I’ll repeat that: Without a universal belief in the new age religion, the success of the new world order will be impossible!

That is why the Blue Beam Project is so important to them, but has been so well hidden until now.








Step One of the NASA Blue Beam Project


The first step concerns the breakdown of all archeological knowledge.



It deals with the setup with artificially created earthquakes at certain precise locations on the planet where, supposedly, new discoveries will finally explain to all people the error of all fundamental religious doctrines.



The falsification of this information will be used to make all nations believe that their religious doctrines have been misunderstood for centuries and misinterpreted.



Psychological preparations for that first step have already been implemented with the film, "2001: A মহাকাশ Odyssey;" the তারকা Trek series, and "Star Wars;" all of which deal with invasions from মহাকাশ and the coming together of all nations to repel the invaders. The last films, "Jurassic Park," deals with the theories of evolution, and claim God’s words are lies.

What is important to understand in the first step is that those earthquakes will hit at different parts of the world where scientific and archeological teachings have indicated that arcane mysteries have been buried. দ্বারা those types of earthquakes, it will possible for scientists to re-discover those arcane mysteries which will be used to discredit all fundamental religious doctrines.

This is the first preparation for the plan for humanity because what they want to do is destroy the beliefs of all Christians and Muslims on the planet.



To do that, they need some false "proof" from the far past that will prove to all nations that their religions have all been misinterpreted and misunderstood.







Step Two of the NASA Blue Beam Project



The সেকেন্ড step involves a gigantic "space show" with three-dimensional optical holograms and sounds, laser projection of multiple holographic প্রতিমূর্তি to different parts of the world, each receiving a different image according to predominating regional national religious faith.

This new "god’s" voice will be speaking in all languages. In order to understand that, we must study various secret services’ research done in the last 25 years. The Soviet’s have perfected an advanced computer, even exported them, and fed them with the মিনিট physio-psycological particulars based on their studies of the anatomy and electro-mechanical composition of the human body, and the studies of the electrical, chemical and biological properties of the human brain.

These computers were fed, as well, with the languages of all human cultures and their meanings. The dialects of all cultures have been fed into the computers from satellite transmissions.



The Soviets began to feed the computers with objective programs like the ones of the new messiah. It also seems that the Soviets - the new world order people - have resorted to suicidal methods with the human society দ্বারা allocating electronic wavelengths for every person and every society and culture to induce suicidal thoughts if the person doesn’t comply with the dictates of the new world order.

There are two different aspects of step two. The first is the "space show."



Where does the মহাকাশ প্রদর্শনী come from? The মহাকাশ show, the holographic প্রতিমূর্তি will be used in a simulation of the ending during which all nations will be shown scenes which will be the fulfillment of that which they desire to verify the prophecies and adversary events. These will be projected from satellites onto the sodium layer about 60 miles above the earth.



We see tests every once in a while, but they are called UFOs and "flying saucers."

The result of these deliberately staged events will be to প্রদর্শনী the world the new "christ," the new messiah, Maitreya, for the immediate implementation of the new world religion.



Enough truth will be foisted upon an unsuspecting world to hook them into the lie.

"Even the most learned will be deceived."

The project has perfected the ability for some device to lift up an enormous number of people, as in a rapture, and whisk the entire group into a never-never land.



We see tests of this device in the abduction of humans দ্বারা those mysterious little alien greys, who snatch people out of their beds and through windows into waiting "mother ships."

The calculated resistance to the universal religion and the new messiah and the ensuing holy wars will result in the loss of human life on a scale never imagine before in all of human history.

The Blue Beam Project will pretend to be the universal fulfillment of the prophecies of old, as major an event as that which occurred 2,000 years ago. In principle, it will make use of the skies as a movie screen (on the sodium layer at about 60 miles) as space-based laser-generating satellites project simultaneous প্রতিমূর্তি to the four corners of the planet in every language and dialect according to the region. It deals with the religious aspect of the new world order and is deception and seduction on a massive scale.

Computers will coordinate the satellites and software already in place will run the sky show. Holographic প্রতিমূর্তি are based on nearly identical signals combining to produce an image অথবা hologram with deep perspective which is equally applicable to acoustic ELF, VLF and LF waves and optical phenomena.

Specifically, the প্রদর্শনী will consist of multiple holographic প্রতিমূর্তি to different parts of the world, each receiving a different image according to the specific national, regional religion. Not a single area will be excluded.

With computer অ্যানিমেশন and sounds appearing to emanate from the very depths of space, astonished ardent followers of the various creeds will witness their own returned messiahs in convincing lifelike reality.

Then the projections of Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Krishna, etc., will merge into one after correct explanations of the mysteries and revelations will have been disclosed.



This one god will, in fact, be the antichrist, who will explain that the various scriptures have been misunderstood and misinterpreted, and that the religions of old are responsible for turning brother against brother, and nation against nation, therefore old religions must be abolished to make way for the new age new world religion, representing the one god antichrist they see before them.

Naturally, this superbly staged falsification will result in dissolved social and religious disorder on a grand scale, each nation blaming the other for the deception, setting loose millions of programmed religious fanatics through demonic possession on a scale never witnessed before.

In addition, this event will occur at a time of profound worldwide political anarchy and general tumult created দ্বারা some worldwide catastrophe. The United Nation even now plans to use Beethoven’s "Song of Joy" as the anthem for the introduction for the new age one world religion.

If we put this মহাকাশ প্রদর্শনী in parallel with the তারকা wars program we get this: combination of electromagnetic radiation and hypnosis have also been the subject of intensive research.



In 1974, for instance, researcher G. F. Shapits, ব্যক্ত of one of the research proposals that,

"...in this investigation it will be shown that the spoken words of the hypnotist may also be converted দ্বারা electromagnetic energy directly and to the subconscious part of the human brain without employing any mechanical device for receiving অথবা transcording the message, and without the person exposed to such influence having a chance to control the information input consciously.



It may be expected that the rationalized behavior will be considered to have been taken out of their own free will."

Anyone investigating so-called "channeling" phenomena right now would be wise to take this area of research into consideration.



It will be noted that those who think of themselves as "channellers" has escalated rapidly since this type of research was conducted.

It is uncanny how similar their messages are, despite which entity they claim to be their উৎস of divine guidance. It would suggest any individual considering the credibility of channeled information should be discerning and critically evaluate where the message they are receiving originates, and if the messages are specifically beneficially to the new world order.

The Sydney Morning newspaper published an item on March 21st, 1983 which announced that the Soviets were invading the human mind, the প্রবন্ধ having been দাখিল হয়েছে to the foreign editor দ্বারা Doctor Nathan Abnuengy , assistant professor in the faculty of agriculture in Asia. It is worth quoting the প্রবন্ধ at length even though his grammar is a little old.

This প্রবন্ধ relates to the Soviets who created the supercomputer we were discussing earlier and which is really important because these types of computers can be run through satellites and through space. The computers were fed with all the different languages and their meanings, the dialect of all peoples were fed to the computers with objective programs.

But we are no longer talking about the Soviets; we are talking about the United Nations, the minions of the new world order, who are feeding the computers with the necessary information.

The editor of the column in which the প্রবন্ধ appeared even states that the piece made points too important to ignore. I think it is possible that the persons who have created this mega-mind control program could sell the software to an organization and not be aware that the client might use the program and data to enslave all of humankind. Just imagine how far they have advanced since that প্রবন্ধ was published!

The advancement of techniques propel us toward the third step in the Blue Beam Project that goes along with the telepathic and electronically augmented two-way communication where ELF, VLF and LF waves will reach each person from within his অথবা her own mind, convincing each of them that their own god is speaking to them from the very depths of their own soul.

Such rays from satellites are fed from the memories of computers that have stored massive data about every human on earth, and their languages. The rays will then interlace with their natural thinking to form what we call diffuse artificial thought.

That kind of technology goes into the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s research where the human brain has been compared to a computer. Information is fed in, processed, integrated and then a response is formulated and acted upon.

Mind controllers manipulate information the same way a computer for grammar manipulates information.

In January 1991, the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় of Arizona hosted a conference entitled, "The NATO Advanced Research Workshop on Current and Emergent Phenomena and Biomolecular Systems." What does that mean exactly?

It means this: We refer to one paper that was delivered at the conference which stands out for its different attitude towards the development under discussion at that time. It was, in effect, a protest and chilling warning to the attending scientists about the potential abuse of their research findings.

Their findings, of course, stated that the United States has already developed communications equipment which can make the blind see, the deaf hear and the lame walk. It can relieve the terminally ill from pain without the use of drugs অথবা surgery. I’m not talking about science fiction.

A man might retain the use of all his faculties right up to the moment of his death. This communications equipment depends upon a completely new way of looking at the human brain and neuro-muscular systems and radiation pulses at ultra-low frequencies.

Some of this equipment is now operational within the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), and Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI).



It will never be used to make the blind see, the deaf hear and the lame walk because it is central to the domestic political agenda and foreign policy of George গুল্ম and his puppet-masters of the new world order.

Domestically, the new communications equipment is being used

to torture and murder person who match profiles imagined to be able to screen a প্রদত্ত population for terrorists

to torture and murder citizens who belong to organizations which promote tolerance and peace and development in Central America

to torture and murder citizens who belong to organizations who oppose the development and deployment of nuclear weapons

to create a race of slave cult automatons, অথবা what is popularly called "the Manchurian Candidates"

Overseas experimentation is taking place on hostages held দ্বারা the United States and Canada, Great Britain, Australia, Germany, Finland and France.



Additionally, there has been a long series of bizarre suicides among British computer scientists, all of whom have had some connection to the United States Navy. What it is possible to ask before such a psychology of terror is this: would any government, corporation অথবা psychiatrist willfully promote such horror today?

The answer is quite obviously, "Yes."



Government agencies and the corporations that work with them toward new world order are prepared to promote anything that will help them achieve their objective of total social control.














PART 2


As for the প্রশ্ন of why:

For one thing, if আপনি terrify the public and make them fear for their safety, they will allow আপনি to implement draconian law enforcement practice, disarm them and keep extensive records on them, and they only have to tell আপনি that it is all to protect you, of course.


Secondly, it promotes the decay of the present democratic forms of political systems, and leads societies to খুঁজুন for alternative methods of political ideology. Of course, the alternative has already been planned. It is called the new world order and it will not have your safety অথবা interests at heart. As George গুল্ম said: "Read my lips."


Fear has always been used দ্বারা powerful elite to control and subjugate the masses. The old maxim, divide and conquer is being played out to the worldwide to ensure that everyone is frightened for their personal safety, and to be suspicious of everyone else. This, too, is mind control.

To go further in regard to the new technology which is at the base of the NASA Blue Beam Project, we have to consider this statement দ্বারা psychologist James V. McConnell which was published in a 1970s issue of Psychology Today.



He said,

"The দিন has come when we can combine sensory deprivation with drug hypnosis and astute manipulation of reward and punishment to gain almost absolute control over an individual’s behavior. It should then be possible to achieve a very rapid and highly effective type of positive brainwashing that would allow us to make dramatic changes in a person’s behavior and personality."

Now, when we talked before about that kind of রশ্মি and the telepathic and electronically augmented communication, the kind of rays that are fed from the memories of computers which store massive data about humans, human language and dialects, and we ব্যক্ত that the people will be reached from within, making each person to believe that his own god is speaking directly from within his অথবা her own soul, we refer to that kind of technology and that kind of thinking that same psychologist was espousing, that is:

we should be trained from birth that we should all do what society wants us to do rather than what we want to do for ourselves; that because they have the technology to do it, no one should now be allowed to have their own individual personality.

This statement and these ideas are important because it is the basic teaching of the United Nations that no one owns his অথবা her own personality.



And that same psychologist claims that no one has any say-so about the kind of personality they acquire and there is no reason to believe আপনি have the right to refuse to acquire a new personality if your old personality is considered "antisocial."

What is important in this declaration is that the New World Order will be set up over the current system , meaning the old way of thinking and behavior and religion will be considered the "old" and incorrect way of thinking and that they can change it at one of the eradication camps of the United Nations to make sure that anyone with this "antisocial" behavior will be disposed of quickly so that other modified individuals will be able to fulfill the needs and agendas of the new world order without being distracted দ্বারা the truth.

Could this be the greatest mind control project ever?



The NASA Blue Beam Project is the prime directive for the new world order’s absolute control over the populations of the entire earth. I would suggest আপনি investigate this information carefully before dismissing it as fanatic lunacy.

If we go further in the different reports we have presented, we find that the mind control operations and technology include a transmitter that broadcasts at the same frequency as the human nervous system, which transmitter is manufactured দ্বারা the Loral Electro-Optical System in Pasadena, California.

Loral, a major defense contractor, has previously conducted research on directed energy weapons for Lt. Gen. Leonard Perez of the U.S. Air force who was searching for a weapon that could implant messages into the minds of the enemy while urging his own troops on to superhuman deeds of valor!

The device employs electromagnetic radiation of gigahertz frequencies pulsed at extremely low frequencies (ELF).



It is used to torture people both physically and mentally from a distance. Weapons of this type are thought to have been used against a British woman protesting the presence of American Cruise Missiles at Greenham Common Airbase during the 1970s.

This weapon can be used to induce total sensory deprivation দ্বারা broadcasting signals into the auditory nerve at such high power that it blocks the ability of the individual to hear themselves think!

The process employed দ্বারা such ELF technology are described in various U. S. Defense Department publications, including one entitled, "The Electromagnetic Spectrum and Low Intensity Conflict," দ্বারা Captain Paul E. Tyler, Medical Commandant, U.S. Navy, which is included in a collection entitled, "Low Intensity Conflict and Modern Technology Edict," দ্বারা Lt. Col David G. Dean, USAF.

The paper was delivered in 1984 and the collection published 1986 দ্বারা Air বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় Press, Maxwell Air-force Base, Alabama.

Another pulse microwave device can deliver audible signals directly to an individual while remaining undetectable to anyone else. The technology is very simple and can be built দ্বারা using an ordinary police radar gun. The microwave beam generated দ্বারা the device is modulated at audio frequencies and can broadcast messages directly into the brain.

Now here we come to the NASA Blue Beam Project. The broadcasting of subliminal two-way communication and প্রতিমূর্তি from the depths of মহাকাশ correspond directly to that kind of technology.

In his book, "The Body Electric," Nobel Prize nominee Robert Baker describes a series of experiments conducted in the early 1960s দ্বারা Allen Frie where this phenomena was demonstrated as well as later experiments conducted in 1973 at the Walter Reed Army Institute of Research দ্বারা Dr. Joseph C. Sharp who personally underwent tests in which he proved he could hear and understand messages delivered to him in an echo-free isolation chamber via a pulsed microwave audiogram which is an analog of the word’s sound vibration beamed into his brain.

Baker then goes on to state,

"Such a device has obvious application for covert operations designed to drive a target crazy with unknown voices অথবা deliver undetectable instructions to a programmed assassin."

Now figure out when we hear that voice from the new world messiah who would be speaking from মহাকাশ to all of the sane people of the earth who might give instructions to zealots and religious fanatics, we would see hysteria and social mayhem on a scale never witnessed before on this planet.

No police forces in the world, even as a combined front, could deal with the disorder that will follow!

A 1978 book entitled, "Microwave Auditory Effect and Application," দ্বারা James C. Linn describes how audible voices can be broadcast directly into the brain. This technology could actually allow the blind to see and the deaf to hear. Instead, it has been turned into a weapon to enslave the world.

Allen Frie also reports that he could speed up, slow down অথবা stop the hearts of isolated frogs দ্বারা synchronizing the pulsed rate of a microwave beam with the হৃদয় itself.

According to Robert Baker, similar results have been obtained using live frogs, which shows that it is technically feasible to produce হৃদয় attacks with rays designed to penetrate the human chest. It should be mentioned also that Dr. Baker does NOT participate in such research.

It has been demonstrated that focused ultra high frequency UHF electromagnetic energy beams can be used to induce considerable agitation and muscular activity অথবা induce muscular weakness and lethargy.

Microwaves can also be used to burn human skin and aid the effect of drugs, bacteria and poisons অথবা affect the function of the entire brain. These effects were all revealed at length দ্বারা the CIA on September 21, 1977 in testimony before the Subcommittee on Health and Scientific Research.



Dr. Sidney Gottlieb, who directed the MK-Ultra program at that time was forced to discussed the scope of the CIA’s research to find techniques of activation of the human organism দ্বারা remote electronic means.

So this is something that exists right now, that has been pursued to its highest degree, that can be used from মহাকাশ to reach any person, anyplace on the face of the earth.

If we go deeper in that process of mind control over the people we find that the equipment and technology has been used to influence politics in a much আরো direct fashion.

Michael Dukakis, the Democrat candidate running against George গুল্ম in the 1988 election was targeted with microwave technology in order to impede his public speaking performance once the public opinion মতামত showed he posed a serious threat to Bush’s election prospects. He also claims that the equipment was used against Kitty Dukakis and drove her to the brink of suicide.

In the Disneyland world of U. S. politics, a presidential candidate with problems such as these, would obviously lose their race to the White House.

In the December 1980 edition of the U. S. Army Journal, called the Military Review, a column দ্বারা Lt. Col John B. Alexander, entitled, "The New Mental Battlefield - Beam Me Up, Spock," provides further insight into the technical capabilities at the disposal of the comptroller. He writes,

"Several examples will demonstrate areas in which progress have been made.



The transference of energy from one organism to another; the ability to heal অথবা cause disease to be transmitted over a distance, thus inducing illness অথবা death from no apparent cause; telepathic behavior modification which includes the ability to induce hypnotic states up to a distance of 1,000 kilometers have been reported.



The use of telepathic hypnosis also holds great potential. This capability could allow agents to be deeply planted with no conscious knowledge of their programming. In movie terms, the Manchurian Candidate lives, and does not even require a telephone call.



"Other mind-to-mind induction techniques are being considered. If perfected this capability could allow the direct transference of thought via telepathy from one mind অথবা group of minds to a select target audience. The unique factor is that the recipient will not be aware that thought has been implanted from an external source. He অথবা she will believe the thoughts are original."

This is exactly what we were talking about.








Step Three of the NASA Blue Beam Project



The third step in the NASA Blue Beam Project is called the Telepathic Electronic Two-Way Communication.



Lt. Col Alexander’s প্রবন্ধ continues:

"If it is possible to feed artificial thought into the multigenic field via satellite, the mind control of the entire planet is now possible. An individual’s only resistance would be to constantly প্রশ্ন the motivation behind their thoughts and not act upon thoughts which they consider to be outside their own ideological, religious and moral boundaries."

Once again, it is wise to consider how television, advertising, modern education and various types of social pressure are used to manipulate those boundaries.

It has been reported দ্বারা Lt. Col Alexander who said, in the summary of his Military Review article,

"The information on those kinds of technologies presented here would be considered দ্বারা some to be ridiculous since it does not conform to their view of reality. But some people still believe the world is flat."

Now, this means a lot, because if people do not believe this kind of technology is possible, অথবা that it is science fiction, those people put themselves in great jeopardy, because on the night when those thousand stars will shine from space, during the night when the new messiah will be presented to the world, they will not be prepared and will have no time to prepare to save themselves against that kind of technology.



They don’t believe and they won’t take time to prepare.








Step Four of the NASA Blue Beam Project


The fourth step concerns the universal অতিপ্রাকৃতিক manifestation with electronic means. It contains three different orientations.

One is to make mankind believe that an alien (off-world) invasion is about to occur at every major city on earth in order to provoke each major nation to use its nuclear weapons in order to strike back. This way, the United Nations Court will require that all those nations which launched nuclear weapons to disarm when the invasion is shown to have been false.

And how will the United Nations know that the invasion was false? They will have staged it, of course.


The সেকেন্ড is to make the Christians believe that the rapture is going to occur with the supposed divine intervention of an alien (off-world) civilization coming to rescue earthlings from a savage and merciless demon. Its goal will be to dispose of all significant opposition to the implementation of the new world order in one major stroke, actually within hours of the beginning of the sky show!


The third orientation in the fourth step is a mixture of electronic and অতিপ্রাকৃতিক forces. The waves used at that time will allow "supernatural forces" to travel through optical fibers, coaxial cables (TV) electrical and phone lines in order to penetrate to everyone at once through major appliances. Embedded chips will already be in place. The goal of this deals with global Satanic ghosts projected all around the world in order to push all populations to the edge of hysteria and madness, to drown them into a wave of suicide, murder and permanent psychological disorders.

After the night of the thousand stars, worldwide populations will ready for the new messiah to re-establish order and peace at any cost, even at the cost of abdication of freedom.

The techniques used in the fourth step is exactly the same used in the past in the USSR to force the people to accept Communism. The same technique will be used দ্বারা the United Nations to implement the new world religion and the new world order.

A lot of people ask when this is going to happen and how they will accomplish the visions of the night of a thousand stars, and the events that will point to the days when it will begin.

According to the many reports we have received, we believe it will begin with some kind of worldwide economic disaster. Not a complete crash, but enough to allow them to introduce some kind of in-between currency before they introduce their electronic cash to replace all paper অথবা plastic money.

The in-between currency will be used to force anyone with savings to spend অথবা turn in their cash because they understand that people who have money and are not dependent upon them might be the very ones who will mount an insurrection against them. If everyone is broke, no one can fund a war of any kind, paper currency will cease to exist. This is one of the first signs.

But to implement the worldwide electronic money system, everyone in the world who might have money in the future, will have to have a way to transfer money electronically. Before that time, everyone will have spent, before the বছর 2,000, all of their cash, reserves and assets. Everyone has to be 100% dependent upon the Council for their existence.

To prevent any kind of independence, the new world order has already implanted micro chips in wild animals, birds, fish, etc.



Why? They want to make certain that the people who will not accept the new world order will not be able to hunt অথবা মাছ any where in the world. If they try, they will be tracked and traced দ্বারা satellites, then hunted down and imprisoned অথবা killed.

The new world order is already changing the laws of all nations to make everyone dependent upon a single খাবার and vitamin supply.



They are changing laws about religion and psychiatric disorders in order to identify anyone who is potentially threatening to the NWO. Those who are found defective will be sent to eradication camps where their organs will be taken and sold to the highest bidders. Those who are not killed outright will be used as slave labor অথবা used in medical experiments.

The goal of a dictatorship is to control everyone, everywhere on the planet, ruthlessly and without exception.

That’s why the new technology being introduced everywhere is a technology for the control of the people. The technology of the 1940s and 1950s was used to help the people have an easier and আরো productive life.



The new technology is designed and built to track down and control people everywhere. This technology is being manufactured for a specific purpose and to refuse to see and recognize that purpose , which is to enslave the entire populations of the world, is to deny the emergence of the antichrist and the establishment of the new world order religion and government.

If আপনি cannot see, if আপনি cannot learn, if আপনি cannot understand, then আপনি and your family and বন্ধু will succumb to the fires of the crematoria that have been built in every state and every major city on earth, built to deal with you.
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I'm a little pawn still in your game
And আপনি ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know আপনি better than আপনি know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but আপনি start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but আপনি turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will আপনি believe,...
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posted by Fangirl99
another monday,at waysway high school. Vanessa for hated school for mainly for 1 reason. susan.katie.ashlee.the meanest,popular,and prettiest girls in the school.they always taunt vanessa for being different. people thought ashe was different for her personality,but,that wasnt the only reason.
there was only one girl who didnt care if she was different.kylie.kylie was the smartest gilr in school,thats why she got made fun of. she was a nerd. though she had no braces,gloasses,or anything.in fact,vanessa thought kylie was prettier than susan,ashle,or katie.
People think they know vanessa,but,they dont,not yet. she had a very terrible,scary,and strange experiance.when আপনি hear it,it may seem like a dream,but,its all true.its not a lie.its not a tall tale.its a true story. 100% true
this the satory of Vanessa Colorado.
mysterious প্রণয়

- chapter 13-





"Ok আপনি can open them now."
When I opened my eyes my mouth droped.
"Go carts! How did...when did...THATS AWESOME!"
He laughed "I thought আপনি would like them."
"Well আপনি were right! " Then I realized I was অভিনয় like a 6 বছর old in front of the hottest guy I had ever seen.
"I mean umm... there...great?"
"Dont worry your not অভিনয় like a six বছর old." Mathew smiled at me.

How did he no that?


Then of course me being me.i
I ব্যক্ত the stupied possible thing any body could EVER say.

"You look so cute when আপনি smile like that." I could just imagin the big hearts in my eyes....
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Angelas POV

-Jenna, Jenna, wake up!!-I said
-Huh..I'm awake, mum. I'm awake. School time?!-She answered
-No, silly, it's Angela.
-Angela? What da.?
-Listen, and listen carefully. I'm a werewolf. I'll প্রদর্শনী you.
-Hahaha.-She started laughing!
-Shut up, and listen, Jenna! PLEASE! And I have a talent..My dreams are actually reality. Whatever I do in my dreams actually happens. If I dream in Paris, I will really be in Paris! I can take pictures and do everything like when I'm awake.
-Angela, why are আপনি kidding with me?
-I'm not-I yelled -Please believe me, please!
-Show me!
-Okay. Jump on my back!

After...
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posted by lexie2635
This is my first fanfiction.I hope আপনি like it. Please মতামত down below about what আপনি like, what আপনি don’t like, and what আপনি want to see next.Short chapter.

Introduction:
A penpal relationship is often used to practice পাঠ করা and লেখা in a foreign language, to improve literacy, to learn আরো about other countries and life-styles, and to make friendships. As with any friendships in life, some people remain penpals for only a short time, while others continue to exchange letters and presents life-long. Some penpals eventually arrange to meet face to face. Some pen pals even get married....
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond সরানো 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got প্রথমপাতা and found the wife preparing ডিনার and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 আরো feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she উত্তর back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic সেকেন্ড line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying আপনি simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I প্রণয় your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
Tuvalu- Tuvalu is a Mean Woman, she can be pretty boring, she likes to eat a lot of Candy, she has long curly hair just like Samoa, and she has a little skirt, and some tights, and some long boots that is all the way to her knees, and a long sleeve shirt, she also has a little diary, she never lets anyone in her house, she loves to be in conversations, plus, she might be a little nice

Samoa- Samoa is a foolish woman, she never speaks to anyone but Marshall Islands, everyone calls her stupid, otherwise that Canada and her are cousins, she be foolish to him,

*little mini story*
Samoa- where its...
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added by tanyya
Ok so we all hear প্রণয় stories, but this one is special. Ok so lets start the story. Ok the was a girl named Marie and she was in 10th grade so one দিন she was walking in the halls with her বন্ধু and then BUMP! She ran into Noah(her crush) she blushes then says "I'M SOOOOO SORRY NOAH!!!"Then Noah says "It's ok" then my friend(Sarah) ব্যক্ত in Marie's ear "Someone likes Noah." Then Marie ব্যক্ত "SHUT IT!!!!!" Then Noah ব্যক্ত "Well bye Marie see ya in science." Then Marie ব্যক্ত "Ya bye" He grins and waves. Marie walks to science class then sat দ্বারা Noah. Then Noah said"Hey Marie" then she says "Hi"....
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Yes I know what your gonna say

“Connor Breaking Bad is SOOO 2008, stop living the past আপনি pathetic piece of Canadian dog shit.”

Well firstly, fuck you.. No but seriously Breaking Bad has gone down as one of the greatest shows of the সাম্প্রতিক decade, it has won many awards and skyrocketed Bryan Cranston’s career as আরো as just the bumbling idiot in sitcoms.

But why am I talking about it so late in the game.. cause I’m mature now, at least I like to think I am. Mature enough to finally ‘really’ get this show.. Its the sins of Greed and Pride.. How having too much of both can turn...
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posted by whatsupbugs
Peaches is a song from The Super Mario Bros. Movie that has become a worldwide phenomenon. The song has Jack Black গান গাওয়া as the villainous Bowser. Despite being a true villain, Bowser has fallen for Princess Peach. He sang a romantic song for her. For Bowser, it was a very emotional expression of love. For the fans, it was a delightfully silly song. I have decided to make my own parody of the song. This version is a song for Prince Hans to sing to কুইন Elsa.

Here's the song:

"Elsa, you're so cool, and with your kingdom, we're gonna rule.

Elsa, understand that I'm gonna প্রণয় আপনি till the very...
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I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze চলচ্ছবি on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot আরো simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd অনুরাগী before this album. Obviously I do প্রণয় them now.. The দেওয়াল really made a পরাকাষ্ঠা Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and-
Master Sword: *Coughs*
Tom: Goddammit!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: আপনি interrupted me!
Master Sword: Not on purpose!!
Tom: Yes it was on purpose. আপনি know what I'm going to do?
Master Sword: *Terrified* What?
Tom: I'm gonna forget this whole thing happened, and সরানো right along to Brony Of The Month.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Who is Brony of the মাস this time?
Tom: WWEChampion16....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Happy 4th of July!
Tom: We already passed that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Angry* SINCE WHEN?!!?
Tom: Since last Saturday?
Master Sword: *Has smoke coming out of his ears, and catches on fire* RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Save that for The Story Of Corporal Agarn.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We have three special guest stars that will appear later on in this show, but right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first দিন of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first দিন of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: নমস্কার Master Sword, পরবর্তি time আপনি interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: নমস্কার everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are আপনি doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would আপনি tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of...
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