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"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray দেওয়াল behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter.

She gulped hard when she could taste the salty bile attempting to rise high and make its exit, shuddering hard at the slimy taste and texture that was left on her tongue.
Her eyes scanned the vicinity quickly, her eyes inevitably coming across the corpses that were piled in the corner.

There were four of them, each one twisted and contorted in a way that shouldn't have been possible. One of them had almost been folded into a perfect cube, snapped অস্থি jutting from flesh like splinters of wood. Another had been scalped দ্বারা bare hands and laid crookedly among the rest.
But all of them bore the resemblance of dry, disheveled black hair and a ghostly tint of skin.

She drew in a trembling breath in attempt to calm the torments of tremors that ran throughout her body. Her eyes shifted to the other side of the room, and then the ceiling. The ceiling, where the large, veiny eye stared at without blinking.

"A-and. It. W-waddled. A-away. W-W-Wah...dled...Away. W-what.. Wadd-dled...A-Away?"

It's voice could be explained to her ears as writhing in the most literal sense that words could describe. Centipedes and worms under filthy skin. Bugs crawling through her ears and burrowing tunnels through her eardrums and into her head. And with it, that প্রশ্ন again.

And again, and again. And again.

But this time, she didn't answer, her jaw clenching in her silence.

"W-what.. Wadd-dled...A-Away?" It asked again, it's head twitching, it's body distorting into some sort of crouch. It's knees were pointy, stretching feet above its head. It's arms were twisted forms of bone and muscle arms were splayed at its side, reaching both walls of the room.

But still, Number 05 didn't answer. Her হৃদয় leaped in her chest, and she wrecked her memories, digging back through years and years worth.

"W-hat.. Wad-d-dled...Away?" It's words became sharp with impatience as it only repeated silence, it's voice taking up a nasty slurring gurgle.

Number 05 watched as it twisted further into a sharp stand. It's neck tipped sideways, crunched against the ceiling due to its tall firm. It's knees looked as if they were still bent, flesh now sagging around its shins.
Where it had been sitting, she could see the rotting strings of meat still peeling from from the floor and back to its body.

She felt the stare of the eye intensify, a ice cold sweat sliding down her face. What waddled? What waddles?
She had ব্যক্ত penguins before, but that had caused her limbs to be jammed through their sockets and her back snapped দ্বারা excessive force.

"Waddle...W-waddle..W-Wad-d-dle...WHAT. W-hAT. Wad-d-dled...A-aWAy!?!" It snarled as it took slow, slosh, crab-like steps towards her, it's tall lanky body moving backwards.

Her body pressed against the দেওয়াল now, Number 05 could feel herself starting to hyperventilate, her breathing slipping out of her control. She could see the door on the opposite দেওয়াল of the one she was against through the legs of the creature.
The smooth, stained steel door with dents pressed into it from where bodies had been slammed into it. She could see the slot within it where she would have been able to see outside.

But it wouldn't let her get anywhere near that door. Not until she gave the correct answer. But she feared that it was once again too late.

For it had started turning around now. "W-Wad-d-dle... W-Wad-d-dled...Let Me. S-Sq-uEEze. Your. Hea-a-d. Like. A. [b]Grape."
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - অথবা Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening অথবা something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, আরো commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people আপনি can get to যোগদান in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on শীর্ষ of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an প্রবন্ধ of it since I seem to be making the same মতামত over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an প্রবন্ধ to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my মতামত on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this অনুরাগী club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Rolando Burbon aka Xzendor7
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Source: tumblr
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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of আপনি know I made a তালিকা of 20 পছন্দ animated heroes, which ফ্যানপপ actually advertised on the ফ্যানপপ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous অথবা something. Anyway just like with my পছন্দ animated heroines তালিকা I'm going to be making a তালিকা of the worst animated heroes. I just প্রণয় to do these hate প্রবন্ধ just as much as my পছন্দ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just আরো fun because আপনি get to make আরো jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a মতামত and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are আপনি doing?", say, "What are আপনি doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the পালঙ্ক until আপনি give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. কুইন Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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added by adultswimperson
Source: গুগুল
The List

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last বছর met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the শীর্ষ of a গগনচুম্বী it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued দ্বারা the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most জনপ্রিয় domestic trip activity দ্বারা American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started লেখা it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if আপনি don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest আপনি don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your বন্ধু and either forget all about us অথবা tell a story about the hideous freak আপনি met tonight. আপনি don’t know me, if আপনি did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have বন্ধু - except my brother....
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 116 - Diamonds #385
Marie: Oh I used to প্রণয় Valentines Day!... then I met your father.
Frank: I used to প্রণয় every day.
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond] 121 - Fascinating Debra #409
Debra: There's nothing funny about me to imitate y'know?
Ray: Oh, what are আপনি talking about? Here I'll do you. "Ray, get off of me, it's not your birthday"
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[Everybody Loves Raymond] 202 - Father Knows Least #380
Ray: Look, আপনি have to do what Mommy says.
Ally: Why?
Ray: 'Cause I do.
Contributed দ্বারা funnytvquotes.com



[Everybody Loves Raymond]...
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I'll do my best not to give out spoilers.. Would be hard though...


#1: JOHN MARSTON:
 "Give the Devil my regards."
"Give the Devil my regards."


Lets start the obvious choice. The man we all know.. Johnny Marston.

When we met him. He a man on a mission.. Track down everyone in his old gang, so he can return to his family.. His sassy nature. Badass look. And introduction to 'deadeye', quickly regarded John as one of the most memable protagonists of Rockstar games. Extra points cause, Bill and Javier are expert fighters. John is just "that good" দ্বারা comparison.

I can't really say much without spoiling the end of...
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