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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
I know that I was supposed to make an প্রবন্ধ on the movie Clerks, but after the amount of what I have read today, within such a short span of time, I feel that I have to make this article. And despite the শিরোনাম that isn’t really all that funny, I choose not to make jokes with this. I don’t want to add any funny images, as much as I enjoy that. This is an প্রবন্ধ that contains serious subjects and is a real problem with the modern culture. On August 27th, 2019, ProJared released a video discussing the drama he was in. For those that don’t know, ProJared was a gaming Youtuber who made reviews on video games, mostly RPGs. আপনি may have heard about ProJared from his স্ক্যান্ডাল involving cheating on his wife, making lewd মতামত on people, and sending nudes to his fans, some of which were ব্যক্ত to be underaged. These are false. ProJared did send nudes, but only to those willing. He was divorced from his wife, অথবা already agreed to, দ্বারা the time he sent nudes, and he did not intend to send nudes to underaged minors, some of them having lied about their age. Do I agree with ProJared sending nudes in the first place? No. A content creator, of any kind, should never, ever, ever send their nudes to people online. Even if they ask, there is nothing stopping these people from using those pictures in a way that leaves the creator ruined in some way. It’s a foolish mistake that no one should do for any reason. That being said, accusing ProJared of pedophilia over this is manipulation and has done nothing but make his life worse and possibly ruined his ইউটিউব career. Despite all that, there are people who still disagree with him and call him a cheating pervert. And I will admit, I was one such person. I was a অনুরাগী of ProJared throughout high school. I loved his চলচ্ছবি and his sense of humor. He was just a dorky guy but he had charm and despite that, he made it দ্বারা just doing what he loved. And when I heard about this, I felt betrayed দ্বারা him, that he would do this to his wife and to the community. But once all this came to light, it all became clear just how atrocious বাতিল Culture really is, and I fell for it.
ProJared is far from the first to be roped into this. Hell, he isn’t even the most সাম্প্রতিক example. But he is the most সাম্প্রতিক that caused such an uproar in the community that it left people confused and disgusted throughout ইউটিউব and Twitter. CancelCulture has been around for a long time, even before Youtube. Ladies and gentleman, celebrity media, a total mockery of journalism. It seems that news channels, ones like TMZ, are so thirsty to get some steamy hits on যশস্বী that they will run after them for anything. People always go around talking about how যশস্বী have it easy, and while I can certainly see why, having to deal with people running up to আপনি on a daily basis with cameras and microphones must be a big pain in the ass. One important figure would be Michael Jackson, famous pop তারকা who was accused of pedophilia. Ever since, he was mocked as a child molester and ridiculed until the দিন he died, and even then, people kept making it. But as of late, three guys, three people who are quite the despicable bunch, created a documentary called Leaving Neverland, which was all about discussing why Michael Jackson was a pedophile from the words of “witnesses” themselves. The documentary garnered a lot of attention, resulting in radio stations pulling Michael Jackson’s সঙ্গীত off stations and শিয়াল even removing the episode of The Simpsons that featured Michael Jackson from airing. Even though the creator of the documentary has been বন্ধু with Michael, which আপনি would think would give him far আরো insight on the matter আরো than anyone, but the guy has been proven to change his মতামত daily, even within the same documentary, before claiming that he imagined his own child getting molested, resulting in him calling Michael Jackson an abuser… mmm hmm. The guy has been called an opportunist on several occasions, hoping to garner attention that he had since হারিয়ে গেছে for little to no reason. He’s been called out দ্বারা several celebrities, including comedian Dave Chapelle and rapper Snoop Dogg. Now this is a স্ক্যান্ডাল that has gone on for over a decade, and while I do believe Michael Jackson was losing his sanity in his last years, I don’t believe he was a molester. I never saw it like that and the fact that this man who is an opportunist and is willing to take the chance at bringing up a স্ক্যান্ডাল of a dead man is just sickening.
Another controversy that came not even shortly after ProJared’s স্ক্যান্ডাল was the controversy of Slazo, a Youtuber who was বন্ধু with ImAllexx, who, along with a few other বন্ধু of his, accused Slazo of being a rapist who would rape women and as a result, was made into a criminal. But soon after, ImAllexx was found out for not only being a liar, but had made up the entire স্ক্যান্ডাল with his বন্ধু in privacy, having full intent of framing Slazo as a rapist. Once it was found, ImAllexx, instead of apologizing, made himself look like a victim in the whole matter, as did his posse. Not even long after that, the group, ImAllexx included, started to throw each other to the নেকড়ে in the hopes of saving their own skin, calling out their messy backgrounds and their own things like how they drew porn of minors অথবা how they insult people over minor things, so not only are these snakes disloyal to Slazo, they are also willing to stab each other in the back when things go horribly wrong. Thankfully, Slazo was proven innocent and has been getting traction back, but still, those claims can follow আপনি forever. Doesn’t matter if it’s true অথবা not, people won’t be willing to accept an alleged rapist. Jobs don’t take in people who were associated with that, whether innocent অথবা guilty. They don’t care. ImAllexx is someone I genuinely hate because of how much of a piece of human garbage he is, throwing someone, a friend, under the bus for false accusations and then playing the victim card, and I don’t even watch Slazo. But hey, as long as someone is known for being a liar, people won’t believe them, right?
Not even a day. Not even a দিন after the ProJared apology, we have another attack on someone. This time, it’s Alec Holowka, creator of Night in the Woods and co-founder of the studio, Infinite Fall. He was accused of sexual assault allegations after the woman was brought to Canada, started a short relationship, and then called it rape, leading to Infinite Fall from cutting ties with Alec and the gaming industry leaving him in the dust. Now, there is little evidence telling us what Alec did is true অথবা not and we can only go off the words of the victim. That victims name is Zoe Quinn…. Okay… Alright… I’m going to put aside my hate for this particular person and just state the facts. If, in fact, Zoe Quinn was abused দ্বারা Alec Holowka, I will admit that I am wrong and apologize. However, here’s the thing. Zoe Quinn is a notorious liar and manipulator. She has lied to countless people, accused hundreds of things that were always proven false, and has manipulated people, even people from her own gaming company, and left them in the dust. Zoe Quinn has been doing this since the Gamergate days, another can of বাতিল culture which… I really don’t want to talk about. If Alec is truly an abuser, I will admit that I am wrong. However, we can't just blindly believe the words of someone, especially someone who has lied numerous times like Zoe Quinn, and if this is all a lie, than shame on Infinite Fall for falling for such accusations and, I’d say shame on Zoe Quinn, but আপনি gotta remember who we’re talking about. She has no shame.
And আপনি wanna know what the really good thing is? The চেরি on শীর্ষ of this shit sundae? This all happened in 2019. Everything. The ProJared leaks, the incident between ImAllexx and Slazo, Leaving Neverland, and Zoe’s accusations on Alec. All of this in the span of one year. Fuck, most of these happened just in the summer of this year. We are believing in victims far too much. Yes, victims confessions are just as important as any piece of evidence, but there is this thing called innocent until proven guilty. The reason why this is mandatory is so that people don’t get falsely accused and put on witch trials for things they most likely do. People are too trusting to trust of the audience, be it due to past accusations অথবা because men are all pieces of shit, অথবা for just sheer idiocy. বাতিল culture is on the rise and it is getting worse and worse every day. Well I’m here to say that enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking accusations hurting the reputation of innocent motherfucking people. When does it stop? When does all this false accusing and harrassing ends? Simple. When we make it stop. What are both sides of the story? What is the evidence? Let’s stop taking the victims at face value and look at the bigger picture. When we do that, we may actually change things, we may stop all this বাতিল culture. But what do I know, I’m just a white male who makes edgy humor and rant articles. I may have already raped an entire school bus দ্বারা the time this প্রবন্ধ comes out.
posted by KateKicksAss
Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As আপনি can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did আপনি ever walk in a room and forget why আপনি walked in? I think that’s how সারমেয় spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...
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posted by TVD_rocks
10. Sing “Bad Touch” দ্বারা the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.

9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.

7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”

6. Whenever he complains অথবা argues, reply with “What are আপনি gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”

5.Ask him to be a gangsta with আপনি for Halloween

4. প্রদর্শনী him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile অথবা if it's just you.

3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.

2. Whenever he leaves a room অথবা says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” দ্বারা Madonna.
Do-do-oo-oo
Yeah-Yeah-Yeah-Yeah
(Intro Music)
We wonder, are আপনি ready to যোগদান us now?
Hands in the air, we will প্রদর্শনী আপনি how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and সরানো your hips,
sing
Oa-ah-ah!
Look at your two, do it
La,la,la!
You and me can sing this melody
Oa-oa-ao

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa
Oo-oo-oo-oa-oa-ao
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
There is a topless ছবি of Sel going around, but it’s FAKE!O_O

Sources connected to Gomez told website TMZ that Selena and company ‘are furious that her reputation is being sullied দ্বারা some perverts with Photoshop.’

"The alleged ছবি of Selena Gomez is absolutely not her. Selena’s family is pursuing all available remedies to deal with the offender.” ব্যক্ত her reps.

Now they are going to go after the people responsible.

Awful, isn’t it, some of the weird things people do on the Internet!?
UGGHHHH...

source: TMZ

-Well these stuff don't happen only to famous people,But they also happen to normal fellows and This results in big problems which have no limits!
posted by ShiningsTar542
If আপনি think আপনি পাঠ করা all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real অনুরাগী Twilight fan, wait until আপনি read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega অনুরাগী of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!

Cathy discovered the series a few years পূর্বে when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been প্রণয় with all the mythology and characters.

Source: objetivofamosos
***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here আপনি go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
link

I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet আপনি didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long পূর্বে me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and ব্যক্ত "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years অথবা so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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This is my তালিকা of চলচ্চিত্র from best to worst. Please take notice that this প্রবন্ধ is fully based on opinion and isn't meant to persuade readers to like অথবা dislike any of the চলচ্চিত্র that are listed.

My Favorites: The Best
19. The Little Mermaid III: Ariel's Beginning-So cute and emotionally touching.

18. Alice in Wonderland (1951 ডিজনি Version)-The movie is so imaginative and really brings back so many memories.

17. Kung Fu Panda-It's funny as hell!

16. Stitch The Movie-I just find the whole other experiments thing to be really cool.

15. শ্রেক Forever After-"Do The Roar!" haha.

14. The...
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(CREATED দ্বারা RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can মোছা the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused দ্বারা Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle আপনি with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a হৃদয় attack; his হৃদয় lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
The story we have for আপনি today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted দ্বারা the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate জন্তু জানোয়ার that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became বন্ধু with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a কুকুরছানা at the time.

আপনি would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two জন্তু জানোয়ার connected from the first moment. Now the two জন্তু জানোয়ার are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1)Devise a secret code with your বন্ধু then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask প্রশ্ন so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s প্রশ্ন in slow motion 2)Answer প্রশ্ন only with one word
3)Scream যেভাবে খুশী words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” অথবা “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer প্রশ্ন in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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 Hayley
Hayley
WARNING:The following প্রবন্ধ contains,inappropriate materiel and foreign swearing.


*One দিন at lunch*

Kara:Sigh.

Bell:What's the matter Kara?

Kara:Well a বছর ago,I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me with my so called best friend.Ungrateful bitch.

Johnathan:Well আপনি don't have to worry about that here,I doubt anybody here wants Max.

Everybody:What?

Johnathan:Keep playing dumb Max,keep playing dumb.

Mellisa:I hate you.

Bell:Kara,how about I come over to your place and we do uhh...Girl stuff.

James:Yeah,let's do girl stuff.

Kara:Shut up James আপনি creepy stalker.

James:W-What?

*Kara pushes James on...
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Over the many years of pikachu,if আপনি look closely পিকাচু has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
____________________________________
Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

________________________

Ash:Loose some weight আপনি fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
_________________________________________

Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his খাবার up.Pikachu...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring আপনি food.

3. Spill a lot of বিয়ার on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five মিনিট out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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posted by thespikedturtle
Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one আপনি may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, দ্বারা today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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User: I didn't know আপনি could play Twister all দ্বারা yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know আপনি could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: আপনি spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he অথবা she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that আপনি can see that আপনি di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by woowie
Kat: আপনি spin my head right 'round, right 'round-
Zapnis: DONCHA WISH YO GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME-
Kat: I'D LIKE TO MAKE MYSELF BELIEVE-
Zapnis: I KISSED A GIRL-
Doofenshmirtz: SHUT UP ALREADY! I'M TRYING TO WORK ON MY TOASTINATOR!
*Zim comes in*
Zim: SURRENDER NOW HUMANS!
Kat: Uhh, Zap and I aren't humans, and আপনি know us-
Zim: Shut up, girl!
Gir: AH LIKE TACOS!
*Mermaidman comes in*
Kat: I WANT YO প্রণয় AND I WANT YO REVENGE-
Mermaidman: EEEVIL!
*Bloo from Foster's walks in*
Bloo: AH AM PIERRE'S COUSIN! I HAVE ZE EAR ON ZE SAHD OF MAH FECE!
Kat: AH AM PIERRE'S GIRLFRIEND!
All: ◎_◎
Kat: WHAT!?
Doof: Leave now everyone! Kat, আপনি stay since আপনি live here.
*everyone leaves*
Doof: I'm going back to bed.
Kat: Me too.
DO আপনি wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater অনুরাগী then আপনি might not wanna read this but if আপনি do and it affends আপনি then leave a মতামত and i can tell আপনি in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned আপনি so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...
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1) Pick up cat and শৈশবাবস্থা it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. শৈশবাবস্থা in left arm an repeat process.

3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger....
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