This is a My Little টাট্টু অনুরাগী fiction. If আপনি do not like colorful ঘোড়া বিষয়ক with the ability to speak, run for your life.
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It was a wonderful, and sunny দিন when a টাট্টু with a sniper রাইফেল was looking at a mare swimming. The টাট্টু with the রাইফেল was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the শীর্ষ of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an ঘন্টা later, a টাট্টু was walking. This টাট্টু was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a আসন Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to brief আপনি on a টাট্টু that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, আরো ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do আপনি call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need আপনি for Harry, I'll call আপনি if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
Half an ঘন্টা later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.
Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would আপনি like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise আপনি this time. Only chili today.
Dou: আপনি got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need আপনি to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery on 7th Avenue.
Dou: Ok, here's your hotdog.
Harry: Thanks. *eats hotdog* Now, just wait for the calvary to arrive.
But when Harry finished his hotdog, the alarm at the bank went off.
Harry: Oh damnit.
robbers: *exit bank*
Harry: *walks down রাস্তা with gun*
robbers: *pull out shotgun*
Harry: HALT!
robbers: *shoot gun*
Harry: *shoots shotgun carrying burglar*
burglars: *get in car*
Harry: *shoot driver*
driver: *crashes into firehydrant*
burglars: *get out*
Harry: *shoots both burglars*
civilians: *scream, and run*
Harry: *notices leg* They shot me
shotgun carrying burglar: *lays on ground*
Harry: *goes toward burglar*
burglar: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he আগুন six shots, অথবা only five? To tell আপনি the truth I হারিয়ে গেছে track myself after all this excitement. *shows gun* Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. আপনি gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Burglar: *silent*
Harry: Well do আপনি punk?
Burglar: *does nothing*
Harry: *takes shotgun*
Burglar: Hey. I got's to know.
Harry: *pulls trigger*
Nothing happened. And as Harry walked from the dying criminal, the police arrived.
The পরবর্তি morning Scorpio was on শীর্ষ of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.
Meanwhile in the police station.
Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, she's with me. When are আপনি going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same দিন আপনি get your's cut.
Russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dummy.
Henry: আপনি could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry? In my office.
Henry: See? Be nice. *puts cup upside down* Now to pour in my coffee.
Captain: We heard that one of the robbers shot you.
Harry: Yeah, I'm past that, so?
Captain: We found আপনি a new partner.
Peter: *walks in*
Captain: This টাট্টু is your new partner.
Harry: Would've been nice if I chose someone আরো reliable.
Peter: Is he always like this?
Captain: Yeah, he pretty much hates everyone. Ask him what he hates the most.
Peter: What do আপনি hate the most?
Harry: Mexicans.
And with that we return to the sniper. He found his target, and was getting ready to shoot when a helicopter was flying close to him.
Scorpio: *gets ready*
Pilot: আপনি with the gun. Yes you, lay on the ground.
Scorpio: *runs inside*
Hours later
Peter: Do আপনি always go on patrol in the night?
Harry: We're not on patrol, we have to go to where the assassin is.
Peter: Did they tell আপনি where?
Harry: It was at a house on Riverside drive. We're almost there.
pedestrian: *gets in way*
Harry: *stops*
Peter: Jeez.
Harry: Get the fuck outta the way asshole. *continues driving*
Peter: wow.
Harry: It's his fault.
When they got to the house they had their guns. Was the sniper really there though?
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.
Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: আপনি see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do আপনি think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, আপনি there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a প্রতিবেদন of a টাট্টু trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria pyramid.
Harry: On our way. *drives*
90 সেকেন্ড later, Harry arrived at the building.
Cops: *put spotlight on suicidal pony*
Harry: Let me up there.
Cops: Ok
Harry: *goes up lift*
suicidal pony: What are আপনি doing man?
Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to talk.
suicidal pony: About what?
Harry: What you're doing. Don't jump, it'll just make things worse.
suicidal pony: Why?
Harry: Well think about it. I had a friend who committed suicide over at St. Foalis. It was a terrible mess, he jumped from the gateway arch. There was a lot of blood, and some ponies vomited at the sight.
suicide pony: আপনি bastard *jumps*
Harry: *catches suicidal pony*
crowd: *watch*
Harry: *goes down lift*
Once he reached the bottom, Peter was there waiting for him.
Harry: Now আপনি know why they call me Dirty Harry.
Peter: Oh, I already knew.
Harry: Not you.
suicidal pony: Me?
Harry: Yeah.
The পরবর্তি morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another টাট্টু was killed দ্বারা Scorpio during the suicide scene.
Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his পরবর্তি move.
Captain: Listen up আপনি two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Dear SFPD,
I am glad to tell আপনি that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if আপনি can pussies.
Scorpio
Harry: Well, he definitely likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.
পরবর্তি night, Harry, and his partner were waiting at the docks,
Peter: So we just wait for Scorpio to call us?
Harry: Pretty much. Everything আপনি hear from me, অথবা Scorpio will be coming from this *shows wire* You'll have to listen carefully, but if আপনি go through any tunnels, it'll be hard for আপনি to hear.
Peter: Understood.
The phone rang, and Harry went to it
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: Is this Harry?
Harry: Yeah, are আপনি Scorpio?
Scorpio: Yes. Now I'm going to have আপনি do a few things for me before I get the money. I don't want to see any other cops then you.
Harry: Sure thing. Where am I going?
Scorpio: First let me tell আপনি one this. I have a little filly trapped in the sewers. If আপনি screw up, I'll have her killed.
Harry: Ok, now where do আপনি want me to go?
Scorpio: Go to the ফুল ভান্দার in খড় Ashbury.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *drives car*
Harry: *gets to ফুল shop*
The phone there rang, and Harry picked it up.
Scorpio: Good work. Now next, you'll go to the trolley station underground.
Harry: *goes to trolley station*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *gets to phone booth* I'm here.
Scorpio: Excellent. Now take the train that'll be arriving
engineer: *blows horn*
Scorpio: Now
engineer: *pulls into station*
Harry: *enters trolley*
Peter: I can't hear anything.
engineer: *gets to পরবর্তি station*
Harry: *walks to phone booth*
Scorpio: *calling station*
mustache pony: *picks up phone*
Harry: HEY! Get away from there! *hits other pony*
Scorpio: Who was that?
Harry: A retard. Now what?
Scorpio: Now you're gonna go to the park.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *slowly follows*
Once Harry arrived at the park he saw another টাট্টু waiting দ্বারা a tower with a ক্রুশ on the top.
Scorpio: Good, আপনি made it.
Harry: Now what am I doing?
Scorpio: Exactly as I say. Pull out your gun.
Harry: *shows gun*
Scorpio: My, that's a big pistol. Throw it on the ground.
Harry: *drops gun*
Scorpio: Now give me the money
Harry: *hands over bag*
Scorpio: Good work. *hits harry* Now, here's what's going to happen next. If আপনি want that filly to survive the sewer, আপনি let me leave town, without any cops following me. Do we understand each other? *hits Harry* Do we understand each other?
Peter: *slowly enters park*
Scorpio: আপনি know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna let her die!
Peter: NO! *shoots Scorpio's leg*
Harry: Peter, get outta here!
Scorpio: *Shoots Peter*
Harry: *Grabs gun*
Scorpio: *Rolls down a hill, and escapes*
Harry: Hold on. I'm getting আপনি to a hospital.
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.
Harry: Did আপনি call for the অ্যাম্বুলেন্স dummy?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives a GTO*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*
At the football stadium.
Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: আপনি can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!
The পরবর্তি morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.
At the police station
Captain: আপনি shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are আপনি saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: আপনি really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and আপনি want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.
Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if আপনি beat me up.
Black pony: Beat আপনি up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: আপনি sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. আপনি stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*
At the hospital, a টাট্টু on a বিছানা was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed দ্বারা news reporters.
News: Can আপনি tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying আপনি beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If আপনি touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend আপনি of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*
Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.
Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me আপনি guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok আপনি two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do আপনি know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did আপনি solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a টাট্টু from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with আপনি up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do আপনি enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good টাট্টু I don't want the same stuff happening to him.
That night, in a gunshop.
Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*
After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio গাউন ammo for the gun he had, and took আরো money. He was now going to make his escape.
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.
Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either আপনি do as I say, অথবা I get my gun to have আপনি fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: নমস্কার kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO
At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.
Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants আপনি in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: আপনি listen well আপনি sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: আপনি mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if আপনি interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol
On the Golden Neigh Bridge
Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can আপনি tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! *Sings at an incredible high rate of speed* Row row row your নৌকা gently down the stream!! Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! *Sings even faster* Row row row your নৌকা gently down the stream!! *The speed of his voice turns back to normal* And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The পরবর্তি one
bus driver: *takes পরবর্তি turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on আপনি stupid green Americar, সরানো faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits the Americar*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! AH!!
Scorpio: *shoots four bullets through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: আপনি idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *Follows*
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: *Fires a bullet, also missing*
Scorpio: *runs upstairs into a building*
Harry: *Shoots at Scorpio, and misses again*
Scorpio: *Jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *Moves towards Scorpio*
Scorpio: *Shoots two bullets, hitting the ceiling*
Harry: *Shields his eyes from the falling dust*
Scorpio: *Runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Scorpio: *Slides down the railing to a flight of stairs*
Harry: *Follows, firing two bullets that miss, hitting the ground*
They soon got to a lake, where a little অশ্বশাবক was fishing
Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, অথবা the অশ্বশাবক dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing আপনি peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he আগুন six shots অথবা only five? To tell আপনি the truth I হারিয়ে গেছে track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. আপনি gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do আপনি punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*
Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.
The End
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
It was a wonderful, and sunny দিন when a টাট্টু with a sniper রাইফেল was looking at a mare swimming. The টাট্টু with the রাইফেল was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the শীর্ষ of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an ঘন্টা later, a টাট্টু was walking. This টাট্টু was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a আসন Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to brief আপনি on a টাট্টু that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, আরো ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do আপনি call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need আপনি for Harry, I'll call আপনি if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
Half an ঘন্টা later, Harry went to grab some lunch. There was place he always enjoyed going to called Dou Chebag's.
Harry: *enters restaurant*
Dou: Harry, how's it going?
Harry: Hello Mr. Chebag, how are you?
Dou: Wonderful. Would আপনি like your usual?
Harry: I think I'll surprise আপনি this time. Only chili today.
Dou: আপনি got it. *looks out window* A lot of polution out there, it's not good.
Harry: No it isn't. Why can't we have clean streets for once?
Dou: We live in a town of crime.
Harry: Yeah *sees bank* I need আপনি to make a call.
Dou: What for?
Harry: Tell the police that there's a bank robbery on 7th Avenue.
Dou: Ok, here's your hotdog.
Harry: Thanks. *eats hotdog* Now, just wait for the calvary to arrive.
But when Harry finished his hotdog, the alarm at the bank went off.
Harry: Oh damnit.
robbers: *exit bank*
Harry: *walks down রাস্তা with gun*
robbers: *pull out shotgun*
Harry: HALT!
robbers: *shoot gun*
Harry: *shoots shotgun carrying burglar*
burglars: *get in car*
Harry: *shoot driver*
driver: *crashes into firehydrant*
burglars: *get out*
Harry: *shoots both burglars*
civilians: *scream, and run*
Harry: *notices leg* They shot me
shotgun carrying burglar: *lays on ground*
Harry: *goes toward burglar*
burglar: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. Did he আগুন six shots, অথবা only five? To tell আপনি the truth I হারিয়ে গেছে track myself after all this excitement. *shows gun* Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. আপনি gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky?
Burglar: *silent*
Harry: Well do আপনি punk?
Burglar: *does nothing*
Harry: *takes shotgun*
Burglar: Hey. I got's to know.
Harry: *pulls trigger*
Nothing happened. And as Harry walked from the dying criminal, the police arrived.
The পরবর্তি morning Scorpio was on শীর্ষ of another building with his sniper rifle. He was aiming it at some ponies, but didn't know who to shoot.
Meanwhile in the police station.
Harry: *walking to office*
filly: Hey. You're the one that stopped the bank robbery!
Harry: Yeah, I am.
Cop: Sorry, she's with me. When are আপনি going to cut your hair?
Harry: The same দিন আপনি get your's cut.
Russian cop: Excellent work yesterday.
Harry: Thanks foreign cop of Equestria.
Henry: Duh, great job yesterday.
Harry: Thanks dummy.
Henry: আপনি could be nice for once.
Harry: I could, but I prefer not to.
Captain: Harry? In my office.
Henry: See? Be nice. *puts cup upside down* Now to pour in my coffee.
Captain: We heard that one of the robbers shot you.
Harry: Yeah, I'm past that, so?
Captain: We found আপনি a new partner.
Peter: *walks in*
Captain: This টাট্টু is your new partner.
Harry: Would've been nice if I chose someone আরো reliable.
Peter: Is he always like this?
Captain: Yeah, he pretty much hates everyone. Ask him what he hates the most.
Peter: What do আপনি hate the most?
Harry: Mexicans.
And with that we return to the sniper. He found his target, and was getting ready to shoot when a helicopter was flying close to him.
Scorpio: *gets ready*
Pilot: আপনি with the gun. Yes you, lay on the ground.
Scorpio: *runs inside*
Hours later
Peter: Do আপনি always go on patrol in the night?
Harry: We're not on patrol, we have to go to where the assassin is.
Peter: Did they tell আপনি where?
Harry: It was at a house on Riverside drive. We're almost there.
pedestrian: *gets in way*
Harry: *stops*
Peter: Jeez.
Harry: Get the fuck outta the way asshole. *continues driving*
Peter: wow.
Harry: It's his fault.
When they got to the house they had their guns. Was the sniper really there though?
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.
Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: আপনি see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do আপনি think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, আপনি there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a প্রতিবেদন of a টাট্টু trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria pyramid.
Harry: On our way. *drives*
90 সেকেন্ড later, Harry arrived at the building.
Cops: *put spotlight on suicidal pony*
Harry: Let me up there.
Cops: Ok
Harry: *goes up lift*
suicidal pony: What are আপনি doing man?
Harry: Nothing, I just wanted to talk.
suicidal pony: About what?
Harry: What you're doing. Don't jump, it'll just make things worse.
suicidal pony: Why?
Harry: Well think about it. I had a friend who committed suicide over at St. Foalis. It was a terrible mess, he jumped from the gateway arch. There was a lot of blood, and some ponies vomited at the sight.
suicide pony: আপনি bastard *jumps*
Harry: *catches suicidal pony*
crowd: *watch*
Harry: *goes down lift*
Once he reached the bottom, Peter was there waiting for him.
Harry: Now আপনি know why they call me Dirty Harry.
Peter: Oh, I already knew.
Harry: Not you.
suicidal pony: Me?
Harry: Yeah.
The পরবর্তি morning, Harry, and Peter went to a crime scene. Another টাট্টু was killed দ্বারা Scorpio during the suicide scene.
Harry: He attacked at a perfect time.
Peter: Yeah. Now what?
Harry: Now we find out about his পরবর্তি move.
Captain: Listen up আপনি two. Scorpio sent us another letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Dear SFPD,
I am glad to tell আপনি that I no longer want $150,000. Instead I want to double it, and have $300,000. Come up with it if আপনি can pussies.
Scorpio
Harry: Well, he definitely likes to call us names.
Peter: Don't remind me.
Harry: I know what we'll do.
পরবর্তি night, Harry, and his partner were waiting at the docks,
Peter: So we just wait for Scorpio to call us?
Harry: Pretty much. Everything আপনি hear from me, অথবা Scorpio will be coming from this *shows wire* You'll have to listen carefully, but if আপনি go through any tunnels, it'll be hard for আপনি to hear.
Peter: Understood.
The phone rang, and Harry went to it
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: Is this Harry?
Harry: Yeah, are আপনি Scorpio?
Scorpio: Yes. Now I'm going to have আপনি do a few things for me before I get the money. I don't want to see any other cops then you.
Harry: Sure thing. Where am I going?
Scorpio: First let me tell আপনি one this. I have a little filly trapped in the sewers. If আপনি screw up, I'll have her killed.
Harry: Ok, now where do আপনি want me to go?
Scorpio: Go to the ফুল ভান্দার in খড় Ashbury.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *drives car*
Harry: *gets to ফুল shop*
The phone there rang, and Harry picked it up.
Scorpio: Good work. Now next, you'll go to the trolley station underground.
Harry: *goes to trolley station*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *gets to phone booth* I'm here.
Scorpio: Excellent. Now take the train that'll be arriving
engineer: *blows horn*
Scorpio: Now
engineer: *pulls into station*
Harry: *enters trolley*
Peter: I can't hear anything.
engineer: *gets to পরবর্তি station*
Harry: *walks to phone booth*
Scorpio: *calling station*
mustache pony: *picks up phone*
Harry: HEY! Get away from there! *hits other pony*
Scorpio: Who was that?
Harry: A retard. Now what?
Scorpio: Now you're gonna go to the park.
Harry: *runs*
Peter: *slowly follows*
Once Harry arrived at the park he saw another টাট্টু waiting দ্বারা a tower with a ক্রুশ on the top.
Scorpio: Good, আপনি made it.
Harry: Now what am I doing?
Scorpio: Exactly as I say. Pull out your gun.
Harry: *shows gun*
Scorpio: My, that's a big pistol. Throw it on the ground.
Harry: *drops gun*
Scorpio: Now give me the money
Harry: *hands over bag*
Scorpio: Good work. *hits harry* Now, here's what's going to happen next. If আপনি want that filly to survive the sewer, আপনি let me leave town, without any cops following me. Do we understand each other? *hits Harry* Do we understand each other?
Peter: *slowly enters park*
Scorpio: আপনি know what? Fuck it. I'm gonna let her die!
Peter: NO! *shoots Scorpio's leg*
Harry: Peter, get outta here!
Scorpio: *Shoots Peter*
Harry: *Grabs gun*
Scorpio: *Rolls down a hill, and escapes*
Harry: Hold on. I'm getting আপনি to a hospital.
While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.
Harry: Did আপনি call for the অ্যাম্বুলেন্স dummy?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives a GTO*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*
At the football stadium.
Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: আপনি can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!
The পরবর্তি morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.
At the police station
Captain: আপনি shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are আপনি saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: আপনি really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and আপনি want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.
Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if আপনি beat me up.
Black pony: Beat আপনি up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: আপনি sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. আপনি stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*
At the hospital, a টাট্টু on a বিছানা was being rolled down a hallway. He was being filmed দ্বারা news reporters.
News: Can আপনি tell us who did this to you?
Scorpio: It was somepony working for the San Franciscolt Police Department. Some call him Dirty Harry, and he beat me up like this for no reason.
Captain: *turns off tv* Explain this to me.
Harry: I was nowhere near him.
Captain: Then how come he's saying আপনি beat him up?!
Harry: He's framing me.
Captain: If আপনি touch him once more, I'm gonna suspend আপনি of your work.
Harry: Yeah whatever *leaves police station*
Harry was at another hospital where his partner was at.
Peter: Thanks for coming to check on me আপনি guys.
Harry: No problem Pete.
Kayla: You're welcome handsome.
Peter: Tell the kids I'm going to be out in four days.
Kayla: Sure thing baby *kisses Peter*
Nurse: Ok আপনি two, your time is up.
Harry & Kayla: *walk down stairs*
Kayla: How do আপনি know Peter?
Harry: He's my partner in the police force.
Kayla: That's nice. How many crimes did আপনি solve together?
Harry: None. But he helped me prevent a টাট্টু from killing himself.
Kayla: Wow.
Harry: I went up to where he was about to jump, and when he did jump I caught him.
Kayla: Why did he jump with আপনি up there?
Harry: I forced him to. Do আপনি enjoy being married to a cop?
Kayla: Why? What's your wife like?
Harry: She died three years ago.
Kayla: Oh, that's so sad.
Harry: Yeah. Peter's a good টাট্টু I don't want the same stuff happening to him.
That night, in a gunshop.
Scorpio: Hello.
Cashier: Hi, how are you?
Scorpio: I'm great. Listen, I need a gun, any gun.
Cashier: Well I have a Walther from WW2.
Scorpio: Let me see it.
Cashier: *shows gun
Scorpio: Ok *K.O's cashier*
After knocking out the cashier, Scorpio গাউন ammo for the gun he had, and took আরো money. He was now going to make his escape.
It was another bright morning in San Franciscolt. A group of happy colts, and fillies were getting ready to go to school on the bus, when the bus driver stopped at the bus stop. Then that's when Scorpio arrived.
Bus driver: Come on in children.
Scorpio: And stallion! Ok, take me to a phone booth.
Bus Driver: I can't sir. I gotta take these kids to school
Scorpio: Either আপনি do as I say, অথবা I get my gun to have আপনি fired.
Bus Driver: Fuck. *drives*
Scorpio: নমস্কার kids, I'm going along with you. Who wants to sing a song? Old Mcdonald had a farm
kids: EIEIO.
Scorpio: And on his farm he had a duck.
kids: EIEIO
At the SFPD Headquarters... Again.
Harry: *parks car*
Russian cop: The captain wants আপনি in his office now.
Harry: Great. *walks to captain's office*
Captain: Oh good, you're hear. I have Scorpio on the phone.
Harry: Hello?
Scorpio: আপনি listen well আপনি sonovaprick. I'm on my way to the airport. I have a busload of colts, and fillies. If any cop tries to interfere. They all die.
Bus driver: I wanna say something.
Scorpio: Sure
Bus Driver: It wasn't my fault, he came in with a gun-
Scorpio: Shut up. Now we gotta go *hangs up*
Harry: Well what do we do?
Captain: Nothing.
Harry: আপনি mean you're going to let that guy kidnap several little ponies?
Captain: We have to, and if আপনি interfere with him, you're fired!
Harry: Fine. Just gonna go do my patrol
On the Golden Neigh Bridge
Bus Driver: *driving*
Scorpio: Row row row your boat, gently down the stream
kids: Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
Bus Driver: (If only they knew what was happening.)
fat colt: Excuse me sir. Can আপনি tell us where you're going?
Scorpio: The airport. Now keep singing! Row row row your boat-
fat colt: Why are we going there?
Scorpio: Quit asking me questions! *hits colt* Now sing! *Sings at an incredible high rate of speed* Row row row your নৌকা gently down the stream!! Merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream.
fat colt: I wanna go home.
Scorpio: Be Quiet!! *Sings even faster* Row row row your নৌকা gently down the stream!! *The speed of his voice turns back to normal* And turn right there.
bus driver: *prepares to turn right*
Scorpio: NOT HERE!! The পরবর্তি one
bus driver: *takes পরবর্তি turn*
Harry: *standing on bridge*
Scorpio: How did he get there?
Harry: *waiting*
bus driver: *slows down*
Scorpio: Come on আপনি stupid green Americar, সরানো faster.
Harry: *jumps on bus*
Scorpio: AAHHH! After I told him NO COPS!!!! *takes over bus*
Kids: *scream*
Scorpio: *hits the Americar*
driving pony: *honks horn*
Scorpio: *pushes car off road*
Harry: *hanging on*
Scorpio: Get over here, and drive!! *grabs gun*
filly: It's a gun!! AH!!
Scorpio: *shoots four bullets through ceiling*
Harry: *dodges bullets*
kids: *screaming*
bus driver: *spins out through gate*
Scorpio: আপনি idiot!
bus driver: *hits pile of gravel*
Harry: *flies into gravel*
Scorpio: *runs out of bus*
Harry: *Follows*
Scorpio: *Fires two bullets, but misses*
Harry: *Fires a bullet, also missing*
Scorpio: *runs upstairs into a building*
Harry: *Shoots at Scorpio, and misses again*
Scorpio: *Jumps on conveyor belt*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *takes cover*
Harry: *Moves towards Scorpio*
Scorpio: *Shoots two bullets, hitting the ceiling*
Harry: *Shields his eyes from the falling dust*
Scorpio: *Runs*
Harry: *follows*
Scorpio: *pushes worker*
Worker: Hey, watch where you're going bitch!
Scorpio: *Slides down the railing to a flight of stairs*
Harry: *Follows, firing two bullets that miss, hitting the ground*
They soon got to a lake, where a little অশ্বশাবক was fishing
Scorpio: *kidnaps colt*
Harry: *stops*
Scorpio: Drop that gun, অথবা the অশ্বশাবক dies
Harry: *does nothing*
Scorpio: I'm not bluffing আপনি peice of hell! Drop the gun!!
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Colt: *runs*
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: Uh uh. I know what you're thinking punk. Did he আগুন six shots অথবা only five? To tell আপনি the truth I হারিয়ে গেছে track myself after all this excitement. Being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in all of Equestria, and will blow your head clean off. আপনি gotta ask yourself a question. Do I Feel Lucky?
Scorpio: *lays on ground*
Harry: Well do আপনি punk?!
Scorpio: *reaches for gun*
Harry: *kills Scorpio*
Scorpio: *falls into lake*
Harry knew he was going to get fired, so he took his police badge, and threw it far away on the other side of the lake. Then, he walked. Away from the criminal he just killed, but possibly into another story.
The End
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