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1) Go to Souper Salad, Fill a cup with Ice Cream and put oreo বিস্কুট with চকোলেট Syrup in it. Mix well with a spoon and enjoy. (I did that today :p)

2) Get দুধ and put in a চকোলেট bar. Let it rest for 5 মিনিট and then freeze it for 1 hour. Enjoy.

3) Go to the store and buy a bucket. Fill it with ice cubes made of milk. Put in চকোলেট powder. Churn and enjoy.

4) Go to walmart and open up one fresh bucket of VANILLA ICE CREAM. Go to the spoon section and put in চকোলেট syrup into the ice cream. Mix well and enjoy.

5) Get a job at an ice cream shop. Ask if আপনি can work the ice cream maker. If আপনি can't, cry and beg until আপনি can. Enjoy

6) Go to your mom's room and get her চকোলেট colored lip stick. Put it inside a fresh glass of water. Wait till the water gets murky. Freeze it and enjoy.

7) Get a piece of paper. Draw a চকোলেট ice cream. Cut it out and eat it.

8) Go to a birthday party and meet a clown. Beg him to make আপনি a চকোলেট ice cream balloon. If he has "excuses", cry. Wait for him to make the ice cream balloon and bite into the balloon. Enjoy. (Warning: May hurt lips)

9) Get someone to sit in a toilet and do number two. Tell the person no to flush. When they live, put ice into the toilet and churn it all with a giant spoon. Put in দুধ and sugar. Enjoy.

10) (Lazy way) BUY ICE CREAM!!!
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    Police are investigating a আগুন at a local school building, which was full of what are now dead children and teachers. অথবা at least, presumed dead, as no bodies have actually been found. There was only one person left: a seemingly deranged babbling female teacher speaking of a giant blob, of sorts. The police instantly dismissed her ramblings as those of a traumatized and stressed mind and went back to work. Their investigation turned up large amounts of sulfur, which was very odd and completely unexplained. Most dismissed it, saying that the science labs must have just...
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This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern দিন issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). প্রণয় অথবা hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years পূর্বে were blacks প্রদত্ত the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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1. Know how to make আপনি smile when আপনি are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but আপনি always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give আপনি the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind আপনি and put his arms around আপনি

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer আপনি plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of প্রণয় .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when আপনি take...
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Preferably shouted.

"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO আপনি WEIGH

HA-HA-HA-HA

আপনি CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY আপনি HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT

OH!

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY দিন (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

দুশ্চরিত্রা WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT গাধা CUZ আপনি CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."

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Happy Holidays~
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