I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping কার্ট and switch the items with stuff from the person পরবর্তি to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen আপনি in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of আপনি on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. সরানো "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes বৃত্ত where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a ব্যাটম্যান costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the শীর্ষ of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if আপনি need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't আপনি people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys দ্বারা setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping কার্ট goes দ্বারা stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a গিটার and start গান গাওয়া Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান of গান গাওয়া ধেড়ে ইঁদুরের ন্যায় প্রাণিবিশেষ dolls. Get your বন্ধু and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do আপনি have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge যেভাবে খুশী people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with আপনি and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a বার্বি doll and say to যেভাবে খুশী people, "I know where আপনি live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a খাবার court, buy a soft drink; explain that আপনি don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up যেভাবে খুশী packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit গান গাওয়া the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would আপনি be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask প্রশ্ন like how come this store is called wal mart? অথবা what's up with your hair? Why do আপনি people wear name ট্যাগ can't আপনি all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what আপনি can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to সরানো it, সরানো it! অথবা say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is ব্রেভ enough to walk up to আপনি and tell আপনি to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his পছন্দ dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever আপনি hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench কোট & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a টুপি gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the সঙ্গীত aisle and start গান গাওয়া horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give আপনি a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell যেভাবে খুশী customers that they can come in if they bring a বালিশ from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We প্রণয় bagels! We প্রণয় bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on যেভাবে খুশী peoples carts গান গাওয়া I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people and poke them. If they ask আপনি what you're doing অথবা tell আপনি to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for ডিনার last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving আপনি will have to enter all the barcodes in দ্বারা hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick অথবা treat!" and if they don't give আপনি anything, do the sad কুকুরছানা dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw যেভাবে খুশী objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a পিজা place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when আপনি see someone put your hand on their শার্ট and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u হারিয়ে গেছে your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with আপনি and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go দ্বারা say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like আপনি can read their mind & say... sir অথবা madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 বছর old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a যেভাবে খুশী woman.
75. Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people and ask them if they will be your বন্ধু then link arms and start to sing the বন্ধু theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they গাউন 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to যেভাবে খুশী people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though আপনি are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. দোল on the half price banners
87. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold বার্বি for ransom
90. Run around with a country সঙ্গীত cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw যেভাবে খুশী items over into the পরবর্তি aisle and see if আপনি can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a বার্বি jeep with বার্বি in the front আসন and act like you're talking to her দ্বারা saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. মোড়ানো a hose around আপনি and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio প্রদর্শনী over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the তারকা Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go প্রথমপাতা and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট to passerby
103. Find the মাছ section and when someone walks দ্বারা begin to pet the মাছ tank and say, "I know how আপনি feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells আপনি to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of ফ্রোজেন veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of ফ্রোজেন carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I প্রণয় u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask যেভাবে খুশী people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed জন্তু জানোয়ার when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with বিস্কুট in your hand lay on a বিছানা then pretend ur having a nightmare about বিস্কুট and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand দ্বারা the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck ভুট্টার খই at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your বন্ধু up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your বন্ধু to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if আপনি on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one স্ট্রবেরি shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to আপনি say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get ভুট্টার খই and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling যেভাবে খুশী things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your বন্ধু seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 বছর old girl all at the same time. আপনি have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your জ্যাকেট and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around আপনি to see who's watching and run away as fast as আপনি can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING আপনি see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the শীর্ষ of your head while গান গাওয়া the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned আপনি never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen আপনি in so long!!!!" Then চুম্বন him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't আপনি ever call me??" Then walk away. Much আরো affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand পরবর্তি to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start গান গাওয়া oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price ট্যাগ with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time আপনি nock something over, subtract a সেকেন্ড from your time. আপনি usually get kicked out before আপনি figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over আপনি and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells আপনি to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE আপনি DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an এমো স্টাইল kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE আপনি COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull আপনি around the store on a skateboard while আপনি scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a কার্ট over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a চকোলেট bar, go to the bathroom, smear চকোলেট on your hand, reach under the পরবর্তি stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start গান গাওয়া বড়দিন carols at the শীর্ষ of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on শীর্ষ of a কার্ট so it lay across it. Get on শীর্ষ and have someone push আপনি down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of সরবৎ from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal বন্দুক and ammo and shoot all the TV's আপনি can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a কার্ট (or just a tall person) pour water on it while আপনি sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front ডেস্ক and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put আপনি on hold. Can আপনি call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some খাবার shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. স্কেইট around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an ঘন্টা and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my পছন্দ show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor বেল্ট at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a মিনিট and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to যেভাবে খুশী people, give them a hug, and say, "I প্রণয় you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your বন্ধু in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a হৃদয় attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform আপনি that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier আপনি forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman দ্বারা running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store গান গাওয়া the My Little টাট্টু theme song as loud as আপনি can.
195. Get a giant বড়দিন মোজা and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a দেওয়াল out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around গান গাওয়া the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as আপনি can
200. Go up to a যেভাবে খুশী old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank আপনি Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to যেভাবে খুশী people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say আপনি wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the বার্বি পুতুল in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a বার্বি as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a প্রথমপাতা run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a কার্ট and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells আপনি the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans আপনি can and put them in your cart, and then tell যেভাবে খুশী people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and ডিনার for the পরবর্তি couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their কার্ট and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a মাছ and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every মাছ they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the সঙ্গীত on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package আপনি see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend আপনি are going to run over somebody and then সরানো out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as আপনি can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as আপনি can in the সঙ্গীত section, then smile and say "Well, it's the সঙ্গীত section so I thought আপনি might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants পরবর্তি to a ফুল display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I প্রণয় PIE!" to everyone আপনি see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a স্ট্রবেরি কেক doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy স্ট্রবেরি shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks দ্বারা you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a টেনিস tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what আপনি wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops আপনি and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw জেলি sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when আপনি do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at আপনি scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help আপনি find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people and ask, "Will আপনি help me find some cat খাবার for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a পিজা from the cashier
255. Ask to have your পিজা shaken, not stirred
256. Start a খাবার fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to যেভাবে খুশী people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! আপনি cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the খাবার section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while আপনি work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some সঙ্গীত and bring some যেভাবে খুশী people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. অথবা pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop আপনি অথবা make আপনি pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, অথবা to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red রস Pour it on your face make streaks অথবা stripes then layout on the floor with a ফুল in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer বেল্ট when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. মোড়ানো yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If আপনি are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট ভূট্টা form the ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE বৃত্ত MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look আপনি yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find আপনি an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then আপনি say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe আপনি won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. সরানো things around. (Put ফ্রোজেন খাবার in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their কার্ট take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your টাকার থলি and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them আপনি are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if আপনি can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon পরাকাষ্ঠা eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If আপনি see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a শার্ট অথবা whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! পিন্টো BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 অথবা more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy গাউন my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when আপনি are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a স্কটল্যাণ্ডের লোমশ কুকুর lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks দ্বারা and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and আপনি will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there অথবা he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car গান গাওয়া the ব্যাটম্যান theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!