1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When আপনি sleep over never boss me around in বিছানা unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If আপনি don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” অথবা “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If আপনি want sex, just ask. (In case আপনি didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those scripts).
10. Only মডেল সমাহার are able to wear most of the stuff আপনি see in fashion magazines.
11. No guy will complain if he comes প্রথমপাতা and sees আপনি in one of the following outfits: French Maid, School girl, bunny, অথবা just plain naked.
12. আপনি don’t need অন্তর্বাস to look sexy before bed, short cotton shorts and a tank শীর্ষ are fine দ্বারা us.
13. Girls look good naked so stop worrying.
14. Sharing your deepest feelings in no way guarantees reciprocity.
15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that আপনি may enjoy, just let us know.
16. Every so often no matter whether it is true অথবা not remind us that we have the biggest penis you’ve ever dealt with.
17. If were not getting প্রণয় we’ll start looking…(haha…just kidding…psych…I’m dead serious)
18. The greatest thing ever is to watch a girl touch herself.
19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person.
20. If you, the girl, make out with another girl we won’t consider it cheating. Actually we strongly promote this behavior.
21. Your hair is like 14 inches long, how are we supposed to notice a quarter inch missing.
22. আপনি shouldn’t be flattered অথবা grossed out if we get an erection when dancing with you. All we need is Friction.
23. Porn…hmmm…Porn. Watching porn is like breathing it would just be wrong to ask us to stop.
24. We masturbate, usually আরো when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact.
25. Blue balls are not sporting equipment. Didn’t your parents teach আপনি not to quit.
26. Giving head is never a bad idea.
27. We are conservationists at heart, water is our biggest love, so ঝরনা with us.
28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) আপনি on শীর্ষ of us. (2) Getting head. (3) Some sort of breakfast.
29. We don’t mind going to gay চলচ্চিত্র with আপনি but don’t tell our friends.
30. আপনি can’t hold it against us if we cry after sports চলচ্চিত্র অথবা “Old yeller.”
31. “The game is on” is an acceptable excuse to avoid any serious conversation.
32. Any harsh contact with the testicles should be assumed a serious injury but soft caresses are strongly encouraged.
33. You’re probably not as funny as আপনি think.
34. Brad Pitt is probably a cool guy but if I hear one আরো girl say “he’s so hot” he may have to die.
35. Your period should be referred to as Blowjob week. (Influenced দ্বারা a Maxim article)
36. Cooking makes a girl that much আরো attractive especially if she can use a grill.
37. আপনি can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends.
38. For every fart that slips out when আপনি are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this.
39. If we want to take naked pictures of আপনি it is because we are proud and want to প্রদর্শনী আপনি off to our friends.
40. The red light means the video camera is off.
41. A guy should be considered sensitive if he asks whether আপনি want to do it with the lights on অথবা off.
42. Whip cream and চকোলেট syrup are not just condiments for ice cream also Altoids just don’t make your breath fresher.
43. Nothing আপনি will ever do will entitle আপনি to operate the remote control. (Unless operating means handing it to us.)
44. The only thing left to be ব্যক্ত after sex is “goodnight.”
45. Video games have helped us develop such finger skills that should only encourage us to play আরো often.
46. Critiquing our driving is only সেকেন্ড to critiquing our প্রণয় making.
47. Guys nights out are sacred events. If we answer প্রশ্ন we could be castrated.
48. If আপনি ask us to go shopping আপনি have to at least entertain the idea of having sex in a changing room.
49. The jeans don’t make your গাধা look fat. Your fat গাধা makes your গাধা look fat.
50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.