60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as আপনি are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let আপনি see us cry, unless we want আপনি to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if আপনি are interested. But we will later deny it অথবা make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot অথবা sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for আপনি (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if আপনি don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but আপনি know...I think I like আপনি in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other অথবা get উপদেশ on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught দ্বারা ourselves with আপনি because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until আপনি prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having আপনি প্রদর্শনী us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot গাধা girlfriend! Aren't আপনি jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, অথবা darling" are নিরাপদ to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess অথবা Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking আপনি are calling them to innocent অথবা incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just প্রণয় to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell আপনি that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" অথবা "I প্রণয় you". If আপনি think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up আপনি in the hall and asks "Do আপনি like Ashley?"
আরো often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask আপনি because she is to shy to ask আপনি herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now আপনি are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at আপনি in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if আপনি already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that আপনি like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls প্রণয় to feel special, even though they might not প্রদর্শনী it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless আপনি tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if আপনি are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls প্রণয় it when a guy pulls them close দ্বারা the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে too much
23) A চুম্বন on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't প্রদর্শনী it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants আপনি to listen, she wants আপনি to listen. She doesn't need আপনি to fix it অথবা tell her how to. She just wants আপনি to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if আপনি pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And আরো likely than not, it will endear them to আপনি আরো than anything else.
30) Girls প্রণয় it when guys say their name
31) Girls প্রণয় confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, আপনি know আপনি mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to আপনি as much as আপনি enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get আপনি off the hook; doing something sweet will always get আপনি off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what আপনি say, your ex-girlfriend is a নিড়ানি, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious দ্বারা nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if আপনি think it is cool to burp, fart, অথবা emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell আপনি it is.
40) As far as আপনি are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless আপনি make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when আপনি wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think আপনি should wear that আরো often"
41) Whatever আপনি do, don't just প্রদর্শনী up at our house unexpected অথবা at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like আপনি do. And no matter how much আপনি would like to see that, we will likely never talk to আপনি again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and আপনি will be dirt.
43) We want আপনি to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your গাধা at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want আপনি to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed দ্বারা আপনি in front of your friends. It makes us feel like আপনি care a lot about us.
45) আপনি don't have PMS; so don't act like আপনি know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me আপনি never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want আপনি to say আপনি প্রণয় us if আপনি don't mean it
48) We প্রণয় it when আপনি make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If আপনি ask a girl out directly, আরো likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know আপনি better and get to like আপনি even more.
51) Most girls প্রণয় it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when আপনি tell us what আপনি are thinking, even if আপনি don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When আপনি have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, আপনি have a lot আরো responsibility, privilege and control than আপনি would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be হারিয়ে গেছে in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. আপনি don't have to hang on our every word অথবা give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If আপনি don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, অথবা worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit আপনি far আরো to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then আপনি do আপনি earn us. We not some trophy আপনি can earn,put on a shelf and admire. আপনি have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how আপনি feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus
2) We are just as shy as আপনি are about relationships
3) Many of us don't let আপনি see us cry, unless we want আপনি to comfort us
4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if আপনি are interested. But we will later deny it অথবা make it into a joke
5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot অথবা sexy. But not all of us
6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for আপনি (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if আপনি don't like what we wear say something likely look really nice today, but আপনি know...I think I like আপনি in jeans better'
7) We travel in groups for one of two reasons 1) because we want to share some form of gossip with each other অথবা get উপদেশ on something 2) B/c we don't want to get caught দ্বারা ourselves with আপনি because we won't know what to say and are afraid we'll make a fool of ourselves
8) MOST girls spend about 15% of the time thinking about specific guys, 20% thinking of guys in general, 25% thinking of how to get guys to notice us and what to say when we do, 30% of the time TALKING about guys (even if someone else isn't listening), and 10% of the time doing something else
9) Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until আপনি prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
10) Most girls are under the impression that guys only want skinny 'hot' girls
11) Most girls enjoy being paraded around once in awhile in front of your friends. We enjoy having আপনি প্রদর্শনী us off to your friends, kind of like, 'Hey, look at my hot গাধা girlfriend! Aren't আপনি jealous?" But we don't enjoy being nothing but a trophy girl
12) Nicknames like "Babe, অথবা darling" are নিরাপদ to call just about any girl. But beware of "Princess অথবা Angel". Some girls will take offense to this thinking আপনি are calling them to innocent অথবা incapable of taking care of themselves.
13) Speaking of nicknames, almost every girl has ONE nickname that they just প্রণয় to be called
14) Most girls will drop lots of hints to tell আপনি that they like you, but won't come right out and say" I like you" অথবা "I প্রণয় you". If আপনি think they like you, there is a good chance they do.
15) Scenario time! -You like a girl named Ashley, Ashley has a friend named Brenda. Brenda comes up আপনি in the hall and asks "Do আপনি like Ashley?"
আরো often than not in this scenario Ashley asked Brenda to ask আপনি because she is to shy to ask আপনি herself. And even if she didn't the first thing Brenda is going to do with your answer is tell Ashley. Now আপনি are thinking "WHAT!? NO!! DON"T TELL HER THAT!!!" but in reality, this is a good thing. Because there is a good chance she already likes you. And if she doesn't, she will now be looking at আপনি in a different way, and let me tell you. It's a lot easier to fall for a guy if আপনি already know they like you. So its safe. So go ahead and tell Brenda that আপনি like Ashley. Take a chance.
16) Girls hate it when guys say perverted things.
17) Girls প্রণয় to feel special, even though they might not প্রদর্শনী it
18) Girls talk about everything with their girl friends. So unless আপনি tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if আপনি are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
19) Girls hate guys with bad hygiene.
20) Girls প্রণয় it when a guy pulls them close দ্বারা the waist
21) Most girls like a guy that will willing dance with them, even if he doesn't know how
22) Usually, when a girl is sarcastically mean to you, it means they're attracted to you, but are afraid that they'll be প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে too much
23) A চুম্বন on the hand with the right timing can be a REAL TURN-ON
24) Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
25) When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
26) Girls get embarrassed easily, even if guys don't know what the hell just happened.
27) Girls daydream about their crushes ALL the time. They just don't প্রদর্শনী it.
28) When a girl is upset and wants আপনি to listen, she wants আপনি to listen. She doesn't need আপনি to fix it অথবা tell her how to. She just wants আপনি to listen.
29) When a girl is crying, she feels a lot safer if আপনি pull her close and tell her that everything is going to be all right. And আরো likely than not, it will endear them to আপনি আরো than anything else.
30) Girls প্রণয় it when guys say their name
31) Girls প্রণয় confidence
32) When a girl cooks for you, আপনি know আপনি mean a lot to her
33) Girls hate it when other girls flirt. Yet they flirt themselves too. Ah, the beauty of irony
34) We don't enjoy talking dirty to আপনি as much as আপনি enjoy listening.
35) Saying something sweet might get আপনি off the hook; doing something sweet will always get আপনি off the hook.
36) Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
37) No matter what আপনি say, your ex-girlfriend is a নিড়ানি, hoe to us. Not because we don't like your taste in women, because believe me WE do! its just that...we don't want to have to wonder if she is better than us. And if she is a hoe, we are better. So it makes things simple for us.
38) We are self-conscious দ্বারা nature; we can't help it. But we CAN try and hide it.
39) Even if আপনি think it is cool to burp, fart, অথবা emit other strange gases from your body, it is not. Though we sometimes will tell আপনি it is.
40) As far as আপনি are concerned, we are beautiful at all times, and don't tell us different, unless আপনি make it sound like a compliment (even if it isn't) Like, "You were really pretty yesterday when আপনি wore -insert clothing/accessory here-, I think আপনি should wear that আরো often"
41) Whatever আপনি do, don't just প্রদর্শনী up at our house unexpected অথবা at least without ringing the door bell...we run around in our underwear just like আপনি do. And no matter how much আপনি would like to see that, we will likely never talk to আপনি again
42) DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and আপনি will be dirt.
43) We want আপনি to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your গাধা at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want আপনি to be too obvious.
44) We enjoy being kissed দ্বারা আপনি in front of your friends. It makes us feel like আপনি care a lot about us.
45) আপনি don't have PMS; so don't act like আপনি know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me আপনি never will.
46) Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
47) We don't want আপনি to say আপনি প্রণয় us if আপনি don't mean it
48) We প্রণয় it when আপনি make eye contact with us while we talk.
49) Most girls are afraid of losing our independence to guys (for some unknown reason)
50) If আপনি ask a girl out directly, আরো likely than not, she will say yes to you. Even if she only has lukewarm feelings for you, because it will give her the chance to get to know আপনি better and get to like আপনি even more.
51) Most girls প্রণয় it when guys ask them for advice.
52) Girls like it when আপনি tell us what আপনি are thinking, even if আপনি don't understand it yourself
53) After you've been dating for a while, realize that we really have started to trust you. When আপনি have a girlfriend who truly trusts you, আপনি have a lot আরো responsibility, privilege and control than আপনি would think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power, and it can be হারিয়ে গেছে in a nanosecond
54) There is nothing wrong with being attentive and sensitive. However, this behavior can be carried too far. আপনি don't have to hang on our every word অথবা give in to our every whim. The thrill of the chase doesn't end after the first successful pick-up line. If আপনি don't present us with some minor challenges, we're likely to get bored, অথবা worse, feel that you're creepy and obsessive.
55) Variety is the spice of life. There are patterns underlying what your woman says she likes and doesn't like. It would benefit আপনি far আরো to try and discern the nature of these than to repeat everything she admits to enjoying until she no longer does
56) Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then আপনি do আপনি earn us. We not some trophy আপনি can earn,put on a shelf and admire. আপনি have to care for us like the living human beings we are.(see 54)
57)WHEN WE SAY NO ITS NO, SO STOP ASKING!!!
58)If someone flirts with you, its a complement. If you're not interested, accept it but dont flirt back.
59)The woman in your life needs to hear how আপনি feel about her, and often. Tell her now
60)All women are complicated, and it is doubtful any man will ever fully be able to understand us.But we know that, so its going to be ok.
I want everyone who is having a bad দিন to feel better and everyone who is having a good দিন to feel better. The cure is কুকুরছানা and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if আপনি want a closer look at the awesomeness of সারমেয় ( অথবা if আপনি just want to make the picture larger)
That poor girl, but নমস্কার a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your দিন is going better than hers.
আপনি will never see the পিক্সার lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but নমস্কার at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, আপনি do not steal another dogs...
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That poor girl, but নমস্কার a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your দিন is going better than hers.
আপনি will never see the পিক্সার lamp the same way again.
The poor dog is in a cage, but নমস্কার at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.
That is just wrong, আপনি do not steal another dogs...
