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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary বন্ধু that আপনি talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...

12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...

13. At everything they say yell, Liar...

14. Try to swim in the floor...

15. Tap on their door all night...

16.Pretend to have amnesia...

17.Say everything backwards...

18.Give yourself a swirly...

19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...

20.Sing at the শীর্ষ of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...

21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...

22.Snort loudly when আপনি laugh and then laugh harder...

23.Run in circles...

24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...

25.Pretend to beat yourself up...

26.Chase/bark at the mail man...

27.Wear your pants on your head and your শার্ট on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...

28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...

29.Super glue your finger up your nose...

30.Talk to a pen...

31.Lay face down and chant like an Indian tribe...

32.Try and climb the wall...

33.Roll on the floor laughing hysterically in supermarkets...

34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...

35. Turn the tv on to a station আপনি don't get, watch the static and say you're looking for the pattern...

36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...

37.Eat your hair...

38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...

39.Eat anything obviously not edible...

40.Say your pet is mocking আপনি and chase it around the house...

41.When আপনি ঝরনা অথবা bathe yell, "I'm drowning!!!"...

42.Try to স্নরকেল in your মাছ tank..

hyunakada33, deathding and 50 others like this

Seastar4374 LOLZ!!!!!!

kaylabarker12 no mom and dad i wont make out with you that is funny

shadowsgirl252 I am going to try Number 12! LOL

Blitz_Utonium I like to sing backwards YAY!!!!!!!!!!

emmett LOL these made me laugh ;) I'd never do them tho but it's funny to imagine.

emmett number 29 is lol

darkmintoutau These really work! I did 2,5,30,36,40 and 41 my parents went crazy! Lol

faizul1971 ^_^

TDItwin hahahahahahahaha lmao this is soo funny 43#in the super market all of a suden throw a temper tantum screaming LIFE IS SO UNFAIR

Abilei This list is priceless, absolutely hilarious! I lmfao

alice1fan so funny

KatiiCullen94 HAHA I WAS CACKING MYSELF THE WHOLE TIME!!!!! BRILANT!!

spence0891 43. Stare at your mom/fag step dad/dad until they ask what your staring at and say is that a mole or a bulging tick?

3nala I wanna try #24 with Twilight

amelialovesjb omg

amelialovesjb that wast the best thing i ever read in my intire life

Friendly_Girl LOL 9 and 36 KILL ME!!!

alikamil123 That is so funny!!!!! lol! i laughed so hard, mom told me i had to shut up! lol. jk.

xoPixie-Popxo lolz im a retard......

Chaann94 May I add a 44, please? :) 44. When they're working or behind the computer, stand next to them with your ds/mobile game on the highest volume possible and when they get angry, claim that you don't hear a thing. It worked for me! ^^

amelialovesjb man no wonder my parent were mad i did number 26,29,30,34 and 2

larouxbestfan Nice i'm gonna try #30 & #36

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30 Fun Things To Do While Driving

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the পরবর্তি car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The আরো it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With আপনি XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have আপনি been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen আপনি someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this আসন empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if আপনি sit down.

Man: Your place অথবা mine?
Woman: Both. আপনি go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do আপনি do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: নমস্কার baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do আপনি like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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Why নারুত is the best জীবন্ত ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make আপনি laugh so hard

3.It can make আপনি cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes আপনি wish আপনি lived in the নারুত world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes আপনি think about it all the time

15.It teaches আপনি নারুত history

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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, অথবা were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before আপনি go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if আপনি bail off and do something stupid অথবা try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

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Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope আপনি enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please মতামত and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make আরো lines.
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what kids say abour প্রণয় and marriage হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ

posted by karpach_13

প্রণয় and Marriage:

"If falling in প্রণয় is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where আপনি have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an অনুষ্ঠান- অ্যারো অথবা something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how আপনি smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit পরবর্তি to আপনি because আপনি invisible...

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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned দ্বারা their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their প্রথমপাতা in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded দ্বারা mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by মাইলোরক্স১৮

1. আপনি can do whatever আপনি damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. আপনি can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. আপনি can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. আপনি don't having to think about birth control, calendars অথবা ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. আপনি can go out and flirt as much as your হৃদয় desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet আসন issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between আপনি and the people in front of আপনি while waiting in line.
Every time আপনি pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind আপনি in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let আপনি off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, অথবা pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My প্রবন্ধ On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an প্রবন্ধ on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I হারিয়ে গেছে it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an প্রবন্ধ about reasons why আপনি should do pointe
1. আপনি get to be taller
2. আপনি can use them in self defense
3. আপনি can... what আপনি don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 ঘন্টা Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done দ্বারা a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the দিন of the...

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Exams rage

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Alphabet letters দেওয়ালপত্র

added by fatoshleo

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Online Character Makers/dress up

posted by AislingYJ

I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with আপনি a few websites online that আপনি can নকশা characters! আপনি all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, অথবা just in your mind, and here are some websites where আপনি can নকশা their appearance! অথবা আপনি could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, অথবা make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is দ্বারা far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically আপনি use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...

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Interesting অথবা Creepy?- Facts

posted by Quirnechia

আরো people in history of war have been killed in the name of God (any religion) then any other reason for war
Hellenologophobia - the fear of greek terms
If আপনি sneeze too hard, আপনি can fracture a rib. If আপনি try to suppress a sneeze, আপনি can rupture a blood vessel in your head অথবা neck and die.
Nearly a third of all bottled drinking water purchased in the US is contaminated with bacteria.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over 1 million descendants.
You are আরো likely to be struck দ্বারা lightning than to be eaten দ্বারা a shark.
You are আরো likely to be infected by...

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My opinion on correcting grammar and spelling

posted by User20392

Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This প্রবন্ধ is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be আরো than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've ব্যক্ত here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...

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How to Make Skittles ভদকা

posted by australia-101

Skittles Vodka

Things You'll Need:

A handle (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) of ভদকা per bag of Skittles

A large bag of Skittles ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট (the "movie size" bag)

Each handle of ভদকা (1.75 liters, about a half gallon) requires a large bag worth of Skittles, so if আপনি plan on doing only one flavor for a flavorful vodka, you'll have to buy 5 large bags of Skittles.

Coffee filter অথবা extremely clean t-shirt
Large funnel অথবা strainer to hold filter

Steps:

1. Separate the রঙ of Skittles that আপনি want to flavor the ভদকা with. Many people choose to leave out the green, which is চুন if আপনি are using original Skittles,...

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Sad Stories Regarding AIDS

posted by DramaQueen1020

Sad Stories About AIDS

I found these stories online. These are true stories.

I used to know Josephat and his lovely family of a wife, 2 daughters and a son. He used to live in a town 1,000Km from the city. The town is on the Tanzania Zambia border. He used to come to the city many times during the বছর on his pickup অগ্রদূত but when I did not see him for over a বছর I inquired from his cousin. The cousin informed me that he had a motor accident on the Dar es Salaam Zambia Highway. He died on the spot. That was 6 years ago. I had forgotten about him and family till yesterday when I met his cousin...

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