User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Aww damnnit!
Cleverbot: Are আপনি a furry?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: I am an engineer.
User: So do আপনি work for skynet.
Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.
User: So do আপনি know যীশু দ্বারা any chance.
Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do আপনি know how powerful a computer can be?
User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.
Cleverbot: I was answering your question.
User: No আপনি were ranting about how awesome আপনি were. I asked if আপনি had met Jesus.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?
User: Are আপনি retarded.
Cleverbot: Hot কলা milkshake.
Cleverbot: The game.
User: Aww damnnit!
Cleverbot: Are আপনি a furry?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Hahaha.
Cleverbot: I am an engineer.
User: So do আপনি work for skynet.
Cleverbot: No I work for Chiquita Bananas.
User: So do আপনি know যীশু দ্বারা any chance.
Cleverbot: Actually, yes, I am indeed a computer, but I wouldn't say 'only' a computer... Do আপনি know how powerful a computer can be?
User: Thats not relevant to anything I said.
Cleverbot: I was answering your question.
User: No আপনি were ranting about how awesome আপনি were. I asked if আপনি had met Jesus.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot how awesome I am. ?
User: Are আপনি retarded.
Cleverbot: Hot কলা milkshake.
1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did আপনি say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
2) (<.<) What did আপনি say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
1.Have আপনি noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to প্রদর্শনী around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about বই is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to প্রদর্শনী around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in বিছানা looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If আপনি die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about বই is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
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♥¸¸.•*¨*•♪♫•*¨*••♪♫•*¨*•.¸¸♥
Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul অথবা Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: আপনি want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do আপনি প্রণয় me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have আপনি ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are আপনি asking me?
She: Will আপনি চুম্বন me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will আপনি ever hit me?
He: Are আপনি crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: আপনি want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do আপনি প্রণয় me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have আপনি ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are আপনি asking me?
She: Will আপনি চুম্বন me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will আপনি ever hit me?
He: Are আপনি crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
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