There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about আপনি right now. None of them are nice
To know me is to প্রণয় me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
আপনি can যন্ত্রপত্র your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean আপনি get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their ডেস্ক and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, আপনি have two options. Mother Teresa, অথবা Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear আপনি play with dolls.
Live like আপনি were dying tomorrow, because if আপনি keep annoying me, আপনি might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE দুশ্চরিত্রা IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
To know me is to প্রণয় me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.
I want a tazer =)
Has gone to play in traffic.
Is breathing oxygen
I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.
আপনি can যন্ত্রপত্র your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com
Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean আপনি get to slap them twice?
Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???
I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side
SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling the kids on a daily basis
Ever feel like stapling someones ear to their ডেস্ক and slam a sticky note on their head that says "Help me, my ear is stuck to the table"?
Lead me not into temptation... I have a damn good idea where to find it all ready!
If you're looking for the perfect woman, আপনি have two options. Mother Teresa, অথবা Barbie... One of them is dead, sorry to hear আপনি play with dolls.
Live like আপনি were dying tomorrow, because if আপনি keep annoying me, আপনি might
Just a little case of mood poisoning... Must be something I hate.
When all else fails, grab a shovel and bury the bitch
Be the kind of women who gets up in the morning, puts her feet on the floor and makes the devil scream "OH NO!! THE দুশ্চরিত্রা IS AWAKE!!"
I DID NOT TRIP! The floor just looked like it REALLY needed a hug
Has a firm grip on reality *~* and is slowly CHOKING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
1. Whenever আপনি eat ice cream with a friend, start গান গাওয়া "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"
2. If your বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If আপনি বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your বন্ধু asks why, tell them the মাছ were lonely.
4. When লেখা and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit প্রদত্ত to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever আপনি like.
8. প্রদর্শনী them this তালিকা XD
If আপনি have any আরো ways, please write them in মতামত so I can use them in future articles.
<3 Emisa123
2. If your বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.
3. If আপনি বন্ধু has a স্বর্ণ fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your বন্ধু asks why, tell them the মাছ were lonely.
4. When লেখা and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.
5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit প্রদত্ত to CAITLYN_SU for that one
6. Sing The Song That Never Ends
7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever আপনি like.
8. প্রদর্শনী them this তালিকা XD
If আপনি have any আরো ways, please write them in মতামত so I can use them in future articles.
<3 Emisa123