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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned দ্বারা their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their প্রথমপাতা in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded দ্বারা mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from the Natascha Kampusch kidnapping, and the authorities were struggling last night to explain how such a horror story could have gone unnoticed.

The girls’ ordeal was apparently sparked দ্বারা their parents’ divorce, after which their mother, a 53-year-old lawyer, suffered a breakdown. But she won custody of the girls — then aged 7, 11 and 13 — and withdrew them from school, claiming that she would give them private tuition at home.

Her husband, a local judge in Linz, Upper Austria, named only as Andreas M, was not allowed to see them once, despite his claims for access reaching court nine times.

The girls, Viktoria, Katharina and Elisabeth, were rescued only when police broke into the house after a neighbour, who had reported his suspicions several times, threatened a local council official with a lawsuit.
INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids দ্বারা their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and গির in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. গির simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, আরো অথবা less a link with the United States. If আপনি look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses আরো firmly. রশ্মি Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup অথবা sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have কেশা babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds আপনি of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his বার্বি girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his প্রথমপাতা adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he উত্তর he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the উৎস of much amusement.

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"If আপনি are a burglar, then we're probably at প্রথমপাতা cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's নিরাপদ to leave us a message."...
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I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write অথবা draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on অথবা off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to প্রদর্শনী the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of আপনি just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ব্রিফকেস অথবা purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ট্যাগ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell আপনি all these: What dates & Why আপনি don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's দিন
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday অথবা the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, আপনি know how if আপনি see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why আপনি ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would আপনি want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 বছর old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. আপনি fall down the stairs.

2. A বৃক্ষ falls down on you.

3. A লামা spits in your face.

4. আপনি eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. আপনি are making out with a person and then আপনি trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your বালিশ gets a face and bites আপনি head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate আপনি and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, আপনি get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that আপনি are going to die, then আপনি die.

11. When আপনি are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying যেভাবে খুশী things until u cry laughing
5. continue পাঠ করা this
6. Walk up to siblings and say যেভাবে খুশী things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on ফেসবুক and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on গুগুল look up স্থূলবুদ্ধি বাচাল ব্যক্তি leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add যেভাবে খুশী people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are আপনি addicted? Are আপনি a super fan? Are আপনি just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are আপনি on ফ্যানপপ too much?

1. আপনি see something আপনি like, and think Oh, I want to অনুরাগী that club!

2. আপনি start shipping people আপনি know অথবা see.

3. আপনি hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. আপনি hear something awesome and immediately want to go on ফ্যানপপ and change your motto.

5. আপনি hear something and আপনি want to মতামত on it.

6. আপনি have great ideas of something আপনি should post on ফ্যানপপ at completely যেভাবে খুশী times of day.

7. আপনি get a new পছন্দ and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will আপনি marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no আরো চিনাবাদাম butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and আপনি have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely যেভাবে খুশী things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as আপনি can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as আপনি can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend আপনি try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT অথবা IT WON'T WORK AND আপনি WILL WISH আপনি HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK আপনি OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT আপনি ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise আপনি WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. পরবর্তি to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS আপনি WANT. ~ 3....
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The শীর্ষ six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as আপনি have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command অথবা File Name" is about as informative as

"If আপনি don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as আপনি make a commitment to one, আপনি find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around আপনি has an attitude problem
2.your adding চকোলেট chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything আপনি say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive আপনি crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and আপনি just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত someone without a reason
12.if আপনি start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if আপনি were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give আপনি 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so আপনি know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a ব্রেভ who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This ব্রেভ had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that আপনি just wanna মুষ্ট্যাঘাত in the face , then someohow , আপনি end up in a relationship with them , আপনি fall in প্রণয় , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing আপনি want to burn either (:]) Well if আপনি still have feelings for that person im gonna help আপনি get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap আপনি guys (: , ohk so আপনি could first start off দ্বারা doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave আপনি on আগুন ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be প্রদত্ত LIFE in prison without the possibility অথবা parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet পাইথন refused to eat it was প্রদত্ত three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD প্রদর্শিত হচ্ছে Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the পাইথন in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the পাইথন failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.