আপনি know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your পছন্দ character from তারকা Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
আপনি think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled দ্বারা Beast becoming human.
আপনি replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, অথবা Minerva Mink.
আপনি slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
আপনি can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your পছন্দ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
আপনি go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often আপনি can recite the dialogue off দ্বারা heart.
... and আপনি think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
আপনি know what 'yiff' means.
The section আপনি most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
আপনি can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
আপনি find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
আপনি try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
আপনি infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
আপনি know what FurryMUCK is.
... and আপনি know the IP and port number দ্বারা heart.
আপনি have আরো than one character on FurryMUCK.
আপনি really do buy 'Playboy' অথবা 'Penthouse' for the articles.
আপনি buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
আপনি socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
আরো than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when আপনি finally get introduced to her, আপনি think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" অথবা "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
আপনি regularly visit the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has প্রদত্ত আপনি a life-long প্রণয় of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best বন্ধু no longer remember your real name.
আপনি know what "digitigrade" means.
... and আপনি can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and চলচ্ছবি with "Vixens" in the শিরোনাম that don't contain actual foxes are regarded দ্বারা আপনি as dealing in false advertising.
আপনি wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
আপনি become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
আপনি name a useful program, computer, network অথবা ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer মতামত on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and আপনি spend several confused সেকেন্ড looking for it.
আপনি spend আরো time on FurryMUCK than off it.
আপনি dream of romantic interludes with comic অথবা cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
আপনি dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
আপনি take your furry দফতর to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, অথবা comics...
Your পছন্দ Robin ঘোমটা film was made দ্বারা ডিজনি and did not তারকা Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing আপনি can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
আপনি send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
আপনি read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' প্রতীকী in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
আপনি intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many আরো cool foreign prints, 'zines etc আপনি can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
আপনি remember what অবতার actually was.
আপনি immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when আপনি পছন্দ furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
আপনি change your Internet provider so আপনি can better access FurryMUCK.
আপনি don't mind what আপনি get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn দ্বারা Terrie Smith".
আপনি wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into নেকড়ে-মানুষ অথবা animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
আপনি consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so আপনি can become your পছন্দ furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu অথবা other furry comics.
আপনি want to name your cat "Omaha".
আপনি catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
আপনি change your name to Wolf, Fox, অথবা Otter.
আপনি watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
আপনি can remember when alt.fan.furry contained আরো discussions than flames.
আপনি 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
আপনি ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct অথবা Darkstalkers.
আপনি seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
আপনি mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
আপনি keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so আপনি can morph your face with that of a critter.
আপনি occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
আপনি keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
আপনি have আরো plushies than the local toyshops.
আপনি post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
আপনি start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
আপনি try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" অথবা any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo অথবা wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
আপনি drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
আপনি watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
আপনি think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
আপনি actually look অগ্রবর্তী to foxes অথবা raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced দ্বারা a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
আপনি lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, আপনি change schools instead.
আপনি pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
অভিনয় on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, আপনি replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
আপনি have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and আপনি buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
আপনি have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
আপনি think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
আপনি rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) দ্বারা their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
আপনি eat breakfast cereals just for the জন্তু জানোয়ার on the box.
আপনি discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking আপনি have mange instead.
আপনি carry animal plush toys with আপনি on business trips, and প্রদর্শনী them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see আপনি in the lobby.
আপনি boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that প্রবন্ধ on Confurence.
আপনি have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them দ্বারা name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
আপনি read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve পশম grafts.
... অথবা prosthetic tails.
আপনি spend আরো money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and আপনি buy passports for each of them.
... and আপনি try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped দ্বারা Immigration on overseas trips.
আপনি think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
আপনি get sensory feedback from body parts that আপনি don't have.
আপনি refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
আপনি made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
আপনি are digitigrade আরো than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
আপনি turn around whenever আপনি close a door so that আপনি don't get your tail caught.
আপনি are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
আপনি grow your own winter coat.
আপনি have been banned from the vets until আপনি get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
আপনি call your বিছানা a nest.
... and it looks like one.
আপনি call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
আপনি worry that if আপনি bite someone আপনি will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your পছন্দ character from তারকা Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
আপনি think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled দ্বারা Beast becoming human.
আপনি replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, অথবা Minerva Mink.
আপনি slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
আপনি can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your পছন্দ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
আপনি go to see 'Pocahontas' for the animals.
You've seen "Balto" so often আপনি can recite the dialogue off দ্বারা heart.
... and আপনি think Jenna is sexy.
Furry image files consist of over half of your PC's hard-drive capacity.
আপনি know what 'yiff' means.
The section আপনি most frequent in the video store is the children's section.
আপনি can identify which issue of 'Albedo' the first use of 'sociopolitical ramifications' was used.
আপনি find any excuse to use "sociopolitical ramifications" in a sentence. (And other neat jargon like "psych bugs".)
আপনি try to make a journey to a mystical place called 'ConFurence' each year.
আপনি infiltrate your local SF convention committee, and persuade them to start a furry track/panel/room.
আপনি know what FurryMUCK is.
... and আপনি know the IP and port number দ্বারা heart.
আপনি have আরো than one character on FurryMUCK.
আপনি really do buy 'Playboy' অথবা 'Penthouse' for the articles.
আপনি buy wildlife magazines and 'National Geographic' to get character ideas for your drawings.
আপনি socialize with the pets rather than your relatives at a family gathering.
আরো than half your clothing has an animal motif.
You're disappointed when the "foxy babe" your friend talks about turns out to be a good looking human.
... and when আপনি finally get introduced to her, আপনি think how much better she would look with vulpine ears, thick red fur, and a bushy tail.
Insults such as "you weasel" অথবা "son of a bitch" bring about wishful thinking.
আপনি regularly visit the বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় at night, but only to hand-feed the possums (or MUCK, snarf off Avatar, run naked..)
Watching one particular furry film has প্রদত্ত আপনি a life-long প্রণয় of a particular animal species/breed.
You're intensely jealous of Pascall Fox, Mike Rabbitt, Simon Ferret, Possum Borne...
Your best বন্ধু no longer remember your real name.
আপনি know what "digitigrade" means.
... and আপনি can spell it.
... but not "ankle".
Magazines and চলচ্ছবি with "Vixens" in the শিরোনাম that don't contain actual foxes are regarded দ্বারা আপনি as dealing in false advertising.
আপনি wish when a human pops up in a furry cartoon that he'd go away.
আপনি become indignant at TV Medical reporters who describe harelips as disfiguring.
আপনি name a useful program, computer, network অথবা ISP after favourite animals.
Two-thirds of your browser bookmark file points to furry artist and story sites.
Your computer backdrop/wallpaper is always a furry picture.
... and so is your screensaver.
... and your workmates/family no longer মতামত on it.
Someone says "Oooh, what a piece of tail!", and আপনি spend several confused সেকেন্ড looking for it.
আপনি spend আরো time on FurryMUCK than off it.
আপনি dream of romantic interludes with comic অথবা cartoon furries.
... and after a while it gets even more... errr... intimate ;)
আপনি dream that famous furry artists come to live in your neighbourhood.
আপনি take your furry দফতর to job interviews that have NOTHING to do with cartooning, animation, অথবা comics...
Your পছন্দ Robin ঘোমটা film was made দ্বারা ডিজনি and did not তারকা Kevin Costner.
The absolute worst thing আপনি can say about any animated production is "too many damn humans."
আপনি send in drawings of furries to your art tutor for your 'life studies' class.
আপনি read 'Genus' in public places.
... and see nothing wrong with it.
The 'FoxPro' প্রতীকী in Windows is used for ALL your Windows computer programs.
আপনি intently watch the exchange rate to figure out how many আরো cool foreign prints, 'zines etc আপনি can buy for your lousy Australian/New Zealand/ Canadian/<insert country of origin> currency.
আপনি remember what অবতার actually was.
আপনি immediately begin to experience withdrawal syndromes when আপনি পছন্দ furry art archive goes down for moving, restructuring, security holes, etc.
আপনি change your Internet provider so আপনি can better access FurryMUCK.
আপনি don't mind what আপনি get reincarnated as, "as long as I can be drawn দ্বারা Terrie Smith".
আপনি wonder, when people in horror films are transformed into নেকড়ে-মানুষ অথবা animals, why they always think of it as a bad thing...
আপনি consider volunteering for genetic engineering experiments just so আপনি can become your পছন্দ furry species.
Your pets are named after characters in Albedo, Xanadu অথবা other furry comics.
আপনি want to name your cat "Omaha".
আপনি catch yourself saying "@wheeeee."
আপনি change your name to Wolf, Fox, অথবা Otter.
আপনি watch the X-Files just because Mulder's first name is Fox.
আপনি can remember when alt.fan.furry contained আরো discussions than flames.
আপনি 'yiff' in a movie theatre (or other public place).
আপনি ALWAYS use the werewolf character while playing either Killer Instinct অথবা Darkstalkers.
আপনি seriously consider what would happen if a furry-portrait of yourself had gone into your high-school yearbook.
আপনি mentally choose appropriate species for your workmates.
আপনি keep looking for the bigger, better morphing computer program, just so আপনি can morph your face with that of a critter.
আপনি occasionally try to walk digitigrade, just to see what it's like.
আপনি keep wondering why Darth Vader in "Star Wars" sounds so much like Mufasa from "The Lion King".
আপনি have আরো plushies than the local toyshops.
আপনি post to alt.fan.furry on a regular basis.
... in third person, as your character on FurryMUCK.
আপনি start to think of racial issues as analogies of furry problems, rather than the other way around.
আপনি try to imagine "Prince of Thieves" অথবা any other movie with foxes and the like.
Artistic 'life studies' classes always mean a trip to the local zoo অথবা wildlife park instead of drawing a nude human model.
আপনি drink beers for their names and the animal pictures on their labels.
আপনি watch reruns of M*A*S*H, and think that Hawkeye always calling Frank Burns "ferret face" was meant as a term of endearment, rather than an insult.
আপনি think the Bennigan's restaurant slogan "Food and fun for humans" might be grounds for a discrimination lawsuit.
আপনি actually look অগ্রবর্তী to foxes অথবা raccoons raiding your garbage.
The Kathy Ireland poster in your dorm room is taken down and replaced দ্বারা a REALLY BIG furry wearing a swimsuit.
আপনি lobby actively to change your school's nickname to an animal name.
... and if that doesn't work, আপনি change schools instead.
আপনি pick up a copy of Fur-Fish-Game, expecting to see a catalog of furry MU*s, but are cruelly surprised.
অভিনয় on sacred and divine rules of morality and righteous indignation, আপনি replace all the copies of Field and Stream on the rack in the waiting room with InFurNation.
আপনি have at least one video copy of Animalympics, The Lion King, Meet the Feebles, Fritz The Cat, Balto and/or The Secret of Nimh.
... and foreign language dubs of at least one of the above.
... and at least one furry tape that is a different video standard to the one used in your country.
... and আপনি buy a multi-standard VCR just to play it.
আপনি have unclean thoughts about Fifi LaFlume.
আপনি think "Gadget Goes Hawaiian" ranks right up there with "Apollo 13".
আপনি rate sports teams (Rugby League, etc) দ্বারা their animal mascot rather than their playing ability.
আপনি eat breakfast cereals just for the জন্তু জানোয়ার on the box.
আপনি discontinue treatment for baldness, and start thinking আপনি have mange instead.
আপনি carry animal plush toys with আপনি on business trips, and প্রদর্শনী them to the flight attendants and hotel receptionists.
... and they start asking after them whenever they see আপনি in the lobby.
আপনি boycott the magazine "Loaded" on general principles after that প্রবন্ধ on Confurence.
আপনি have animal plush toys at your workstation in your office - and refer to them দ্বারা name.
Your interest in Egyptian mythology stems from a fascination with animal-headed gods like Anibus and Sekhmet.
আপনি read the Journal of Medicine in hopes they'll approve পশম grafts.
... অথবা prosthetic tails.
আপনি spend আরো money on buying animal soft toys on trips than buying duty-free.
... and আপনি buy passports for each of them.
... and আপনি try to get the passports for your animal soft toys stamped দ্বারা Immigration on overseas trips.
আপনি think the use of the term "coyote ugly" is derogatory - for coyotes.
আপনি get sensory feedback from body parts that আপনি don't have.
আপনি refer to the humans from a third person/species point of view.
আপনি made your own 'You might be a Furry if...' list.
আপনি are digitigrade আরো than half of the time.
... and don't realize it.
আপনি turn around whenever আপনি close a door so that আপনি don't get your tail caught.
আপনি are upset that video game systems offer so few animal characters.
আপনি grow your own winter coat.
আপনি have been banned from the vets until আপনি get a pet.
The police keep your bite marks as well as fingerprints on file.
আপনি call your বিছানা a nest.
... and it looks like one.
আপনি call little ones cubs, pups, hatchlings, etc...
আপনি worry that if আপনি bite someone আপনি will have to be put down.
You've ever barked at a passing car.
You've tried to make an appointment with a "Dr. Moreau".
You've grown and sharpened your nails into claws.
