Be proud of your gender
Reasons why আপনি shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 সেকেন্ড flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. আপনি know stuff about tanks
4. A five দিন vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. আপনি can open all your own jars
7. Old বন্ধু don't give আপনি crap if you've gained weight
8. Your গাধা is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A বিয়ার gut does not make আপনি invisible to the opposite sex
11. আপনি can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. আপনি can kill your own food
14. The গ্যারেজ is all yours
15. আপনি get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if আপনি swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. আপনি don't have to shave below your neck
19. আপনি don't have to curl up to a hairy গাধা every night
20. চকোলেট is just another snack
21. আপনি get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. আপনি can wear a white শার্ট to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick গাধা over bridal showers
28. Someday আপনি get to be a dirty old man
29. আপনি can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. আপনি never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when আপনি walk into the room
36. আপনি can sit with your knees apart no matter what আপনি are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. আপনি know stuff about everyone
2. আপনি rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. আপনি won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your জয়স্টিক is
8. আপনি smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for আপনি to marry for money
11. Crying gets আপনি anything
12. You'll never have আরো hair in your nose than on your head
13. আপনি have আরো hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. আপনি don't need a শিরোনাম to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. আপনি have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap আপনি for telling a dirty joke
19. আপনি can whip men for money
20. আপনি know that penis size really does matter
21. আপনি can walk down the রাস্তা without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. আপনি can admire another woman without your বন্ধু accusing আপনি of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. আপনি know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your বন্ধু won't call আপনি pussywhipped behind your back
29. আপনি can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. আপনি can get into a fenderbender and nobody প্রশ্ন your womanhood
32. আপনি don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
Reasons why আপনি shoud be proud if your a
Guy
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 সেকেন্ড flat
2. Movie nudity is almost always female
3. আপনি know stuff about tanks
4. A five দিন vacation requires only 1 suitcase
5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter
6. আপনি can open all your own jars
7. Old বন্ধু don't give আপনি crap if you've gained weight
8. Your গাধা is never a factor in a job interview
9. All your orgasms are real
10. A বিয়ার gut does not make আপনি invisible to the opposite sex
11. আপনি can go to the toilet without a support group
12. Your last name stays put
13. আপনি can kill your own food
14. The গ্যারেজ is all yours
15. আপনি get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
16. Nobody secretly wonders if আপনি swallow
17. Sex means never worrying about your reputation
18. আপনি don't have to shave below your neck
19. আপনি don't have to curl up to a hairy গাধা every night
20. চকোলেট is just another snack
21. আপনি get to think about sex 98% of the time
22. আপনি can wear a white শার্ট to a water park
23. The world is your urinal
24. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
25. Same work ...more pay
26. Wedding dress $3,000 Tuxedo rental $100
27. Bachelor parties kick গাধা over bridal showers
28. Someday আপনি get to be a dirty old man
29. আপনি can write your name in the snow
30. Baywatch
31. Playboy
32. Penthouse
33. আপনি never have to clean the toilet
34. Forplay is optional
35. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when আপনি walk into the room
36. আপনি can sit with your knees apart no matter what আপনি are wearing
37. People never glance at your chest when your talking to them
Girl
1. আপনি know stuff about everyone
2. আপনি rarely have to carry your own suitcases
3. Your life expectancy is 20% longer
4. আপনি won't starve without a can opener
5. Multiple orgasms
6. Male pattern baldness
7. Nobody secretly wonders how big your জয়স্টিক is
8. আপনি smell better....no matter what
9. Long nails make great weapons
10. It's O.K. for আপনি to marry for money
11. Crying gets আপনি anything
12. You'll never have আরো hair in your nose than on your head
13. আপনি have আরো hiding places on your body when crossing the border
14. আপনি don't need a শিরোনাম to be in charge of everything
15. Free flowers
16. Revenge is your specialty
17. আপনি have the unconditional right to call anyone a Bastard.. Anytime ..anywhere
18. Nobody will ever slap আপনি for telling a dirty joke
19. আপনি can whip men for money
20. আপনি know that penis size really does matter
21. আপনি can walk down the রাস্তা without mentally undressing everyone around you
22. PMS means your right about anything.... Got a F$%^ing problem with that
23. আপনি can admire another woman without your বন্ধু accusing আপনি of being gay
24. Suing for sexual harassment
25. আপনি know at least 20 ways to get a free dinner
26. Alimony
27. Short girls are "petite". Short guys are midgets
28. Your বন্ধু won't call আপনি pussywhipped behind your back
29. আপনি can "fake" anything
30. Someday you'll be a rich widow
31. আপনি can get into a fenderbender and nobody প্রশ্ন your womanhood
32. আপনি don't have to worry about catching any major organs in a zipper
