I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at আপনি trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can চুম্বন a guy* a bird can চুম্বন a butterfly* the rising sun can চুম্বন the grass* but আপনি my friend!! yes you!! আপনি CAN চুম্বন MY ASS*******

If আপনি didn't have feet আপনি wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do আপনি wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for আপনি %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your মণ্ডল and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When আপনি get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when আপনি reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a চমস and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....