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posted by jessicamc26
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her টাকার থলি and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do আপনি have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known আপনি were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if আপনি don't look like a movie তারকা because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because আপনি প্রণয় to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much খাবার in one দিন you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If আপনি want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then আপনি throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if আপনি don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone আপনি may never see again অথবা someone...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do আপনি want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if আপনি actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but আপনি say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving আপনি now after আপনি keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...
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