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posted by jessicamc26
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide দ্বারা shooting your finger off???"

"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
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posted by australia-101
Think of a letter between A and W.



















Repeat it out loud as আপনি scroll down.



























Keep going . . . Don't stop . . .
























Think of an animal that begins with that letter.



Repeat it out loud as আপনি scroll down.

























Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in the জন্তু জানোয়ার name
























Almost there........





















Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand আপনি are not using to scroll down.























Take the hand আপনি counted with and hold it out in front of আপনি at face level

























Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines in your hand.







Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name?



















Of course not.......


Now তীক্ষ্নভাবে yourself in the head and get a life. :)
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons দ্বারা commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this প্রবন্ধ and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

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The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn দ্বারা a 7 বছর old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would তালিকা আরো reasons but I only saw the প্রদর্শনী for 2 seconds...
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The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include অথবা exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by BellaCullen96
Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make প্রণয় with আপনি
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until আপনি find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit আপনি first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of আপনি shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give আপনি a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by উন্ডওয়াকারগাই৪৩০
Ho ho ho, everybody. Merry Christmas. It’s the final দিন of the 25 Days of বড়দিন and boy, did I save a big stinker for last. Considered one of the worst games of all time on a technical level, Ride to Hell: Retribution was dead on arrival. No game in the modern age had got as much attention for being as much of a broken mess as Ride to Hell… except maybe Fallout 76. Published দ্বারা Deep Silver and developed দ্বারা Eutechnyx (Yeah, try pronouncing that one), Ride to Hell had bigger ambitions than what we got. It was planned to be an open world sandbox game set in the 70s, playing as a bigger...
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