50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...
1. Don't tell us when আপনি think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever আপনি have to say during commercials.
3. If আপনি don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about আপনি ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like আপনি to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that আপনি can eat all আপনি want and not get fat.
11. Return favors: we massage, আপনি massage; we go down, আপনি go down; we shave, আপনি shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . আপনি are not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. আপনি will not win.
21. Would আপনি like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If আপনি ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes অথবা shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
26. We প্রণয় surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe মুষ্টিযোদ্ধা briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before আপনি see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that আপনি suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
33. Even though আপনি are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still প্রণয় আপনি with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.
35. Don't act hard around your বন্ধু because I won't make আপনি hard tonight.
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn তারকা not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying আরো than we do in a movie just isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . আপনি DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If আপনি are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting দ্বারা the phone.
47. আপনি don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
48. Don't say আপনি প্রণয় me if আপনি don't mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best বন্ধু know everything about you.