যেভাবে খুশী Article: ten ways to know আপনি have PMS

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posted by kitkat709477

1.everyone around আপনি has an attitude problem
2.your adding চকোলেট chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything আপনি say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive আপনি crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and আপনি just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to মুষ্ট্যাঘাত someone without a reason
12.if আপনি start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if আপনি were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give আপনি 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so আপনি know*

deathding, Spottedpool and 6 others like this

slytherinangel LOL I like that..but you should add "You just want to punch someone without a reason" and "Wonder if you could use a PMS excuse to get away with murder" I always get emotional and cry then want to punch someone in the face the next few days XD.

Cries_Bloodlova He he Funny

rosie23 I do all that on a daily basis. Is PMS a good excuse for being a total bitch?

Vocaloidcode01 XD

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the পরবর্তি car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The আরো it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying আপনি should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the মতামত which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz আপনি hate America."

3. When আপনি go to the princible's office, and when he asks why আপনি were sent, say, "I wrote that আপনি sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam উত্তর

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited দ্বারা mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah মিষ্টান্ন and traveled দ্বারা Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an আপেল tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened রুটি which is রুটি made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

আপনি came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one দিন embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I প্রণয় the special bond that we beutifully share,
I প্রণয় the way আপনি প্রদর্শনী u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever নিরাপদ within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When আপনি meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are আপনি doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't আপনি try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When আপনি ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer মাখন Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as আপনি can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when আপনি laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C রস boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* কমলা Lavaburst
* পীচ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* ক্যান্ডি চকোলেট আপেল cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* ফলমূল Pow
* ফলমূল Punch
* Orange
* কমলা Supernova
* পরাকাষ্ঠা Lemonade
* ফলবিশেষ Kiwi
* Strawberry
* স্ট্রবেরি Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C টক Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My প্রশ্ন of Love;; Fear of Loving আপনি && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did আপনি really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be আরো than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special দিন
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that দিন
there was lots to be ব্যক্ত
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When আপনি ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় you"
I ব্যক্ত "I প্রণয় আপনি too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be আরো
What if I did...

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শীর্ষ 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) সরানো everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an হাতি weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...

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শীর্ষ ten reasons to be cheerful! :D

posted by pandawinx

10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our বন্ধু and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if আপনি sometimes feel sad অথবা depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to আপনি sorry, but if your in any other country, then আপনি still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When আপনি think of চকোলেট everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )

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100 Ways to Order a পিজা

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. If using a touch-tone, press যেভাবে খুশী numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival পিজা place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their প্রশ্ন with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...

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Stupid যেভাবে খুশী Product Warnings (1)

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. "Do not use if আপনি cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping অথবা unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...

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Funny উদ্ধৃতি From Real People

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. আপনি can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say আপনি should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching টেলিভিশন দ্বারা candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find টেলিভিশন very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...

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CONGATS! your the 1000th PERSON to... FAIL! YES আপনি FAIL! FIND OUT WHY আপনি FAIL NOW!

posted by emma-may

WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO আপনি - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow ফ্যানপপ failures...

i have failed to bring আপনি the news of fail blog sooner...

some of আপনি may know but the rest of আপনি probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your দিন to দিন FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most যেভাবে খুশী posts of failed ছবি shots of failures পোষ্ট হয়েছে দ্বারা dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make আপনি laugh! আপনি can take failed pictures your self...

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5 things that will make everyone think you're insane!

posted by werewolflover

Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other প্রবন্ধ like this so here's another one.I hope আপনি enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks দ্বারা (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a চা party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals দ্বারা say "would আপনি like to যোগদান us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the পরাকাষ্ঠা fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good অথবা I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?

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20 Ways To Annoy a ডিজনি তারকা

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Go to a Miley Cyrus সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the সঙ্গীতানুষ্ঠান and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl অথবা not). Make sure আপনি both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez অথবা Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's জ্যাকেট in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...

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The one thing to prove that আপনি are a gunniess

posted by patrisha727

প্রদর্শনী this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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Total Drama Action Episode 14 (When It Comes Out)

posted by Random9747649

"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT তারিখ IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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30 Things To Do During An Exam

posted by wild-bby

My friend পোষ্ট হয়েছে these on her bebo page a while পূর্বে so I thought I'd share them with আপনি :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...

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famous lef handers

posted by shiriny

one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

আরো famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy রশ্মি cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz