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Christian quotes...

"No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God."
- George H.W. গুল্ম

"ATHEISTS, AGNOSTICS AND NON BELIEVERS ARE THE TRUE CRIMINALS OF THE WORLD COMMUNITY" - tencommandments.org

"How can there be peace when drunkards, drug dealers, communists, atheists, New Age worshipers of Satan, secular humanists ... and homosexuals are on top?"
- Pat Robertson

"... atheism is none other than raw depravity - the diabolical principle at work in people who dishonor their parents, murder, lie and commit every other moral crime." - tencommandments.org

"Not only does atheism prevent atheists from properly understanding... but it prevents their minds from being elevated enough to understand the simplest common sense facts." - tencommandments.org

"All আপনি atheists are *******es. None of আপনি have fought in any wars, অথবা have done anything dangerous."
- testify

"Have আপনি been burned before? If not, then আপনি will experience it for eternity, unless আপনি accept Christ into your heart."- guestbook

"THIS IS BS!!!! u guys have no right!! i know u are entitled to your own religion and ur own beliefs... but that is ALL BS!!! and u should be ashamed of urself!!! u inconsiderate a$$holes!!!!!!! TO HELL W/ ALL OF Y'ALL!!!!" - guestbook

Atheist quotes...

"Non Believers খ্রীষ্টধর্ম is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world."
- Voltaire

"The divinity of যীশু is made a convenient cover for absurdity."
- James Madison

"So far as religion of the দিন is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk."
- Thomas Edison

"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people"
- Jesse 'the body' Ventura

"In খ্রীষ্টধর্ম neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"I call খ্রীষ্টধর্ম the one great curse, the one great intrinsic depravity... I call it the one immortal blemish upon the human race."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

"Religion: Its a সারমেয় life. SIT! SPEAK! ROLL-OVER! PLAY DEAD!"
guestbook

"From my experience every christian I have ever come across has just been a hypocrite."
guestbook

"Idiocy does not deserve respect"
guestbook

"Religion is just a BUSINESS to manipulate ignorant and closed minded ppl."
guestbook

"fuck your god, your lord, your christ"
- 'Judith' দ্বারা A Perfect বৃত্ত

Who won?
posted by randomgirl3000
1.Every human dreams. There are tons of people who can’t remember their dreams when they wake up, but they still get them
2.Human beings spend roughly around 6 years of their lifetime dreaming
3.Sometimes we dream outside of our REM sleep (Rapid Eye Movement)
4.Thousands of years ago, the Egyptians were the first to create adream dictionaryin 4000 B.C.E
5.We roughly spend around 1/3 of our lives sleeping
6.People who suffer from apersonalitydisorderlack dream activity
7.Our brains tend to be way আরো active when we sleep, than when we’re awake
8.Humans tend to have around 3 to 7 dreams a night....
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs পূর্বে that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy দিন back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the পালঙ্ক so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the রান্নাঘর and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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posted by Heidihi2
Yo Mama House Is So Small
Yo mama house is so small that when she pur her key in the lock it broke the back window.

Yo Mama House Is So Dirty
Yo mama house is so dirty আপনি can't tell where the dirt stops and it begins.

Yo mama house is so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!

Yo Mama Head Is So Small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama Head Is So Big
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.

Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo Mama Has
Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses
Yo Mama Hair So Short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo Mama Glasses So Thick
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future
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Together, at last,
We sing in unison,
As the eagles zoom past us,
Symbolizing true freedom now.

We are together,
Not just our country,
But all the countries of the universe,
Syria, China, Germany,
Russia, Canada, Brazil,
And, of course, the United States.

I have never experienced
Such an amazing feeling
In my whole life,
As the soldiers of the universe
March past,
We are in utmost glory.

The unity of the universe,
We behold right now.
Never again, we shall quarrel,
Fighting with our steel rifles.

We will be free,
Not just blacks,
But all of us,
Together, at last.

We will be equal,
Women and...
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posted by shutyourface
yo
usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me

i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? অথবা i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened দ্বারা the way it is how some people act) he ব্যক্ত something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are আপনি sure আপনি don't want that private tutor?

thankyou for listening and become a অনুরাগী of me and my article
Allex: Miss Carey, where are we going to perform our play?
Miss Carey On the stage in the school theatre.
Allex/Mady/Ed/Nicki: Wow!
Nicki: Are we going to wear costumes?
Miss Carey: Oh, yes! And we're going to have scenery and props, too.
Ed: Have we got scripts? We must learn our words.
Miss Carey: I've got one copy os the script. We need ten copies.
Allex: I can make copies, Miss Carey.
Mady: We can help you!
Ed: Here's the photocopier.
Mady: Put the script in here and press these buttons.
Allex: OK. We need ten copies. 1..0...
Nicki: It isn't working. Try again.
Allex: OK. 1...0... Is it broken?
Ed: Did আপনি press the start button?
Mady: Press it now.
Nicki: Oh no! What's happening?
Ed: It's making too many copies.
Allex: 1...0...1...0... It's making one thousand and ten!
It was on my যন্ত্রপত্র and I found it funny so I decided that other people might read it too :)





Poor guy

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and বন্দুক and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of বিছানা and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the বিছানা he gets on শীর্ষ of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw...
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posted by KissKissHannah
So I finished my essay. It's not the best in the world, but I tried my best!

Please give me your honest opinion.
Henry Hudson

Hudson was an English explorer and he was born around 1565. He disappeared in 1611. He was unknown about until 1607 when he went on 2 trips. One of the trips he made was to find a shortcut from ইউরোপ to Asia. He also went to Greenland to খুঁজুন for another passage, and then he went to explore the new world.

He made the Arctics and North America popular, but then while he was exploring the new world, he suddenly disappeared! Nobody knows what happened to him, though.

After he disappeared, everyone was worried. They became sick, and some people thought he died. Nobody knew what happened. So that is what Henry Hudson is.


Cited Sources

1. That pamphlet Mr. Putt gave me

2. বই I read

3. Research online

That's my essay! I bet I'll get lots of negative comments

And please point out the mistakes. I'll change it.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
December 7, 1941, সেকেন্ড before the Japanese attack

Pierce Hawkins, a reverend at one of the churches was walking on the sidewalk দ্বারা the harbor.

Pierce: *Sees airplanes in the sky* Hm, silver airplanes. They must be Japanese.
Japanese Pilots: *Dropping bombs on ships in the harbor*
Pierce: *Runs away from the harbor*

He was only 700 feet away from his house.

Japanese Pilot: *Flying towards Pierce, and shoots at...
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posted by Nuri__
 From the gate entrance.
From the gate entrance.
In case anyone is interested to see how it looks here are some pictures I've taken myself last year.







Let's start from the outside first.



Then from inside, I didn't stay long it was only a quick visit.
 Close up capture.
Close up capture.
 A view from the upstairs room.
A view from the upstairs room.
 Beautiful view.
Beautiful view.
 Another beautiful view.
Another beautiful view.
 First picture from inside is the bedroom.
First picture from inside is the bedroom.
 Dining room.
Dining room.
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 হাঃ হাঃ হাঃ as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
Lol as a kid we used to have one like this it was scary but I still prefer squat toilet.
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