Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in প্রণয় with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do আপনি mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like আপনি like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell আপনি later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why আপনি don't like me! Boy: Do আপনি really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his বন্ধু would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her হৃদয় out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want আপনি to go home, ok? I'll be প্রথমপাতা from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I প্রণয় you. Girl: I প্রণয় আপনি too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads প্রথমপাতা and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came প্রথমপাতা and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are আপনি alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that দ্বারা someone they love. If আপনি find it messed up then অগ্রবর্তী this to everyone আপনি know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their হৃদয় inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min অথবা something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered দ্বারা our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 সেকেন্ড (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call আপনি forth.
Hoping আপনি are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered দ্বারা our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 সেকেন্ড (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call আপনি forth.
Hoping আপনি are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's সঙ্গীত teacher once ব্যক্ত of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school বাস্কেটবল team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt ডিজনি because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a মাস and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's সঙ্গীত teacher once ব্যক্ত of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school বাস্কেটবল team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt ডিজনি because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a মাস and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on প্রেমী and immortal উদ্ধৃতি on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, প্রণয় has never failed but only the প্রেমী have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
