1. Swim in your underwear. Not in a trunks/bikini/costume/.
2. Tell the lifeguard your life history. Really loud.
3. Wait for a moment when everyones quiet. Then yell "The water is on fire!"
4. Sing a really bad song when you're in the showers, and remember to add a dance.
5. If your pool plays music, swim around the pool grabbing people and telling them to sing along. Try and get at leats 10 people singing.If your pool doesn't play music, bring your iPod and a docking station. Now your pool plays music!
6.Buy a white towel to dry yourself with, and write 'Murder!' in red fabric pen.
7. Run up to the footspray, then jump over it with your arms outstrectched saying "Pegasus!"
8. If someone trips point at them and say "Ha ha. I laugh at you." in a really manly voice.
9. Bring your বন্ধু along to the pool, and do a simeltanious bomb.