Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. আপনি can thank me later.
1. Money
We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.
2. Schools
The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for ages 4-11. However, before that parents can send children to play groups অথবা nurseries. I imagine it’s like this in America too, though I haven’t visited in years.
After Primary School, children then attend Secondary School up to the age of 16 (or 15, in some cases). Students, if they wish, can go to College (16-18, I think) and then to বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় (19- whenever, as time spent here usually varies).
But what do আপনি achieve in school? Primary School students complete SATs, Secondary School students get GCSEs, College students A and AS levels and finally বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students will be awarded a degree. বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students can also get things like Masters degrees, Doctorates etc. Again, I’m fairly sure our বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় is similar to American College.
British schools have years, not grades. Primary schools are years 1-6, High Schools are years 7-11. After that, College students say সেকেন্ড year, অথবা first year, student.
3. Culture
We have a large culture, so I’ll cover the main parts.
A lot of people who প্রণয় the British Isles do so because of it’s awesome culture. Whatever আপনি have heard about fantastic theatres is NOT TRUE. To most Britons, the idea of sitting in the dark and thinking is unacceptable. Most people spend their nights at the local chippy অথবা pub.
But what are chippys? Chippys are what is great about Britain. They sell our signature dish, মাছ and Chips, ands are especially জনপ্রিয় in the North. Most of the business these guys get is from our good old British chavs, who can often be spotted brawling outside. However, they are freakin’ awesome, so we tend to visit a lot.
At the moment, a Royal Wedding has been announced with one of our Princes and his girlfriend. Most of আপনি Britain অনুরাগী will have প্রতিমূর্তি of us dancing and গান গাওয়া cockney rhymes in the streets. That is not happening. No one cares. Most of us are already sick of it.
I’m probably being a bit hard on Britain now, so I’ll mention some god things that are actually good.
There’s lots of castles here. That’s interesting. Britain is very historical, and very pretty. That’s good. And there are some theatres that are alright. British singers are awesome, like Oasis and The Saturdays.
Cheryl Cole is the Nations Sweetheart, apparently. I like Cheryl. Cheryl, along with Simon, Louis and Dannii, judges on the X Factor. X Factor used to be good, but, in my opinion, it’s not anymore. However, it is still a large part of British culture. Large swathes of Brits are probably watching it as I type this right now.
Manchester, where I live, is pretty awesome. I might be biased, though. The Arndale shopping centre is great. লন্ডন and Liverpool are alright too. I প্রণয় the renaissance architecture in Britain- some of our cathedrals are breathtaking.
4. Politics
This is a complicated one. But never fear- I kind of understand it!
The first ‘house’ in the British Houses of Parliament is the House of Commons. This is full of MPs, people elected from each constituency. The সেকেন্ড house is the House of Lords. The people here have seats that they inherited. I’m not too sure what these guys do. I think they approve the laws passed in the House of Commons.
We have a Prime Minister, too. At the time of writing, he is called David Cameron. The Prime Minister attempts to get his policies through. He is basically the head of Parliament.
This brings me nicely to the Political parties. The first one is Labour. These are Socialist (or meant to be). They are left wing, and their leader is Ed Miliband.
The সেকেন্ড party is the Liberal Democrats. Before the General Election in May, they were Liberal/centre. However, at the first sniff of power from the Tories, they abandoned their beliefs. Maybe I’m a bit biased about these guys, too. I feel like they betrayed me. I will be giving লিঙ্ক to the parties websites at the end, so don’t worry if আপনি need a balanced opinion. The leader is Nick Clegg.
The third party is the Conservatives, অথবা the Tories. They are right wing Capitalist. At the moment, their leader David Cameron is the Prime minister.
This year, in the General Election, no one party got a majority of votes. This meant that the Liberals and the Tories went into a coalition. Cameron is Prime minister, and Clegg is his errand boy Deputy.
5. The Royal Family
Most people know who they are, so I’ll just explain what they do:
Nothing.
And so ends this Guide to Britain. Any questions? ^^
The Labour Party: link
The Lib Dems: link
The Conservatives: link
1. Money
We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.
2. Schools
The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for ages 4-11. However, before that parents can send children to play groups অথবা nurseries. I imagine it’s like this in America too, though I haven’t visited in years.
After Primary School, children then attend Secondary School up to the age of 16 (or 15, in some cases). Students, if they wish, can go to College (16-18, I think) and then to বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় (19- whenever, as time spent here usually varies).
But what do আপনি achieve in school? Primary School students complete SATs, Secondary School students get GCSEs, College students A and AS levels and finally বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students will be awarded a degree. বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় students can also get things like Masters degrees, Doctorates etc. Again, I’m fairly sure our বিশ্ববিদ্যালয় is similar to American College.
British schools have years, not grades. Primary schools are years 1-6, High Schools are years 7-11. After that, College students say সেকেন্ড year, অথবা first year, student.
3. Culture
We have a large culture, so I’ll cover the main parts.
A lot of people who প্রণয় the British Isles do so because of it’s awesome culture. Whatever আপনি have heard about fantastic theatres is NOT TRUE. To most Britons, the idea of sitting in the dark and thinking is unacceptable. Most people spend their nights at the local chippy অথবা pub.
But what are chippys? Chippys are what is great about Britain. They sell our signature dish, মাছ and Chips, ands are especially জনপ্রিয় in the North. Most of the business these guys get is from our good old British chavs, who can often be spotted brawling outside. However, they are freakin’ awesome, so we tend to visit a lot.
At the moment, a Royal Wedding has been announced with one of our Princes and his girlfriend. Most of আপনি Britain অনুরাগী will have প্রতিমূর্তি of us dancing and গান গাওয়া cockney rhymes in the streets. That is not happening. No one cares. Most of us are already sick of it.
I’m probably being a bit hard on Britain now, so I’ll mention some god things that are actually good.
There’s lots of castles here. That’s interesting. Britain is very historical, and very pretty. That’s good. And there are some theatres that are alright. British singers are awesome, like Oasis and The Saturdays.
Cheryl Cole is the Nations Sweetheart, apparently. I like Cheryl. Cheryl, along with Simon, Louis and Dannii, judges on the X Factor. X Factor used to be good, but, in my opinion, it’s not anymore. However, it is still a large part of British culture. Large swathes of Brits are probably watching it as I type this right now.
Manchester, where I live, is pretty awesome. I might be biased, though. The Arndale shopping centre is great. লন্ডন and Liverpool are alright too. I প্রণয় the renaissance architecture in Britain- some of our cathedrals are breathtaking.
4. Politics
This is a complicated one. But never fear- I kind of understand it!
The first ‘house’ in the British Houses of Parliament is the House of Commons. This is full of MPs, people elected from each constituency. The সেকেন্ড house is the House of Lords. The people here have seats that they inherited. I’m not too sure what these guys do. I think they approve the laws passed in the House of Commons.
We have a Prime Minister, too. At the time of writing, he is called David Cameron. The Prime Minister attempts to get his policies through. He is basically the head of Parliament.
This brings me nicely to the Political parties. The first one is Labour. These are Socialist (or meant to be). They are left wing, and their leader is Ed Miliband.
The সেকেন্ড party is the Liberal Democrats. Before the General Election in May, they were Liberal/centre. However, at the first sniff of power from the Tories, they abandoned their beliefs. Maybe I’m a bit biased about these guys, too. I feel like they betrayed me. I will be giving লিঙ্ক to the parties websites at the end, so don’t worry if আপনি need a balanced opinion. The leader is Nick Clegg.
The third party is the Conservatives, অথবা the Tories. They are right wing Capitalist. At the moment, their leader David Cameron is the Prime minister.
This year, in the General Election, no one party got a majority of votes. This meant that the Liberals and the Tories went into a coalition. Cameron is Prime minister, and Clegg is his errand boy Deputy.
5. The Royal Family
Most people know who they are, so I’ll just explain what they do:
Nothing.
And so ends this Guide to Britain. Any questions? ^^
The Labour Party: link
The Lib Dems: link
The Conservatives: link
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^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from আপনি mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes আপনি অথবা hits আপনি *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to আপনি first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her বন্ধু house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes আপনি *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets আপনি wear his clothing *he likes আপনি in his stuff*
7) If আপনি are tired of waiting for him to make the first সরানো *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since আপনি passed. I wanted to take a few মিনিট to remind people of how wonderful আপনি were and how much আপনি impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your প্রণয় শ্রদ্ধার্ঘ্য on my দেওয়াল and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do আপনি remember when আপনি told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that আপনি calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had আরো time to be বন্ধু and hang out together. I really do. আপনি were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to আপনি and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank আপনি so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if আপনি replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's তিক্ত line "teach me and your just run away again অথবা something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole বছর when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill অথবা capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man দ্বারা this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If আপনি have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's তিক্ত line "teach me and your just run away again অথবা something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole বছর when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill অথবা capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man দ্বারা this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If আপনি have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..