1. Blimo = The mix between a blimp and a limo
2. Uber = It’s like very, but আরো epic.
3. Freaking = it’s like saying ‘fucking’ but আপনি don’t get in trouble for saying it.
4. Epic/Epicness = you’d better know what this means.
5. Pie = an awesome dessert.
6. Cheese = I don’t even know why I like saying this, I just do.
7. Awesome-sauce = okay, so this isn’t my word. It’s still epic.
8. Schoo = it’s what I call my dog.
9. Banana = should I even explain this one?
10. Peoples = Instead of saying ‘people’ I say ‘peoples.’ It just sounds better.
11. Sirius = this actually started on Fanpop. It’s a reference to Sirius Black in Harry Potter. (Hmm, should I mention Potato also?)
12. YAY! = YAY!
And now for the তালিকা of words that I won’t say:
1. Gay
2. Retarded
I HATE it when people use those words as insults. Especially gay. It’s stupid. THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH EITHER OF THESE THINGS. Thank you.
Now I’m going to tell আপনি all about the sweet, loving family বড়দিন story that everyone knows, entitled: “Mom, can I get a new cell phone?”
You’ve all asked it. আপনি know it’s true. But this year, my parents ACTUALLY AGREED! I was sooo exited. আপনি see, while some of আপনি might have an iPhone, অথবা a Blackberry, I have a flip phone. That’s right, a flip phone. My phone is known throughout my ENTIRE SCHOOL as the crappiest phone known to peoples. (See?) My parents and I looked online, and we found the BEST phone EVER. And best of all It was FREE. That’s right, FREE. It was my dream cell phone, and I wouldn’t have to pay a dime for it! I was jumping with excitement. Well, আপনি all know what happens in stories like these: the uber (see?) exited girl gets her hoes up, and then SOMETHING comes along and kills the girl’s hopes and dreams, condemning her to live in a sad, new phoneless state for all of eternity. Were আপনি guessing that this was going to happen?
আপনি would be right.
Have আপনি ever heard of a phone contract? Well, it’s basically where আপনি can only get a free phone every two years. Guess what? I have one. So I can’t get a new phone until May. MAY. *Cries* I DON’T WANNA WAIT UNTIL MAY! I WANT A NEW PHONE NOW!!!!
It didn’t work.
So, I will be the not-so-proud owner of a flip phone until পরবর্তি May. Five আরো months, five আরো months, five আরো months……
