Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most জনপ্রিয় wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep বড়দিন politically correct?
A: On বড়দিন morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do আপনি call a cat on the সৈকত at বড়দিন time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do মেষ in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do আপনি call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do আপনি get if আপনি deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo বড়দিন without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his বিছানা into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell বড়দিন N-O-E?
A: Because the অ্যাঞ্জেল had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do আপনি do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did আপনি hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do আপনি call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge প্রণয় Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come আপনি never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: জলপাই ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is বড়দিন just like a দিন at the office?
A: আপনি do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was প্রদত্ত for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What's the most জনপ্রিয় wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !
Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.
Q: What do আপনি get when আপনি ক্রুশ an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.
Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to walk.
Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
A: Forty feet of track - all straight!
Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A PENguin.
Q: How does Al Gore's household keep বড়দিন politically correct?
A: On বড়দিন morning, they give the presents TO the tree.
Q: What do আপনি call a cat on the সৈকত at বড়দিন time?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: How do মেষ in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Q: What do আপনি call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
A: Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
Q: What do আপনি get if আপনি deep fry Santa Claus?
A: Crisp Cringle.
Q: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
A: We'll have a boo বড়দিন without you.
Q: What did Santa shout to his toys on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Okay everyone, sack time!!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A: A subordinate claus.
Q: Why did the elf push his বিছানা into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why did Santa spell বড়দিন N-O-E?
A: Because the অ্যাঞ্জেল had said, "No L!"
Q: What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh?
A: Santa caught in a revolving door!
Q: Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on বড়দিন Eve?
A: Because it " soots " him!
Q: What do আপনি do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
A: Pour Santa flush on him.
Q: Did আপনি hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gambel?
A: Its true . . . Comet cleans sinks!
Q: What do আপনি call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why does Scrooge প্রণয় Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: How come আপনি never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why did the little girl change her mind about buying her grandmother a packet of handkerchiefs for Christmas?Q: জলপাই ?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: Why is বড়দিন just like a দিন at the office?
A: আপনি do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Olive?
A: Yeah, আপনি know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
Q: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was প্রদত্ত for Christmas?
A: It was wound up already.
Q: What's a good holiday tip?
A: Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
