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Chapter one
Okay this is a really যেভাবে খুশী stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, আপনি have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” ব্যক্ত my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter 12 math test that lay on my ডেস্ক in front of me. All I saw was a bunch of stupid numbers and algebraic equations. I looked around the room at all the other teens in my সেকেন্ড period math class. Some worked hard, some passed notes, some were asleep, and some were looking around and doing nothing, just like me. I had studied so hard last night, until 12:15, but my step Mom made me go to sleep.

I read the first প্রশ্ন on my paper, and didn’t get a word out of it. Ugh, I hate this. My long brown hair began to get in my face and I pulled it back into a টাট্টু tail.

From behind me, my best friend Danny tapped me on the shoulder. “Hey Janie, do আপনি get any of this?” she whispered into my ear.

“Nope, I swear I studied for this stuff, but what I’m পাঠ করা has nothing to do with the chapter.”
Danny Shrugged and went back to her test. I turned around but in front of me stood Mr. Grazing.

“Daniela and Janie, what are আপনি two doing exactly?” he asked with a stern, angry look on his face. His beady brown eyes narrowed almost strait through my head trying to almost see the truth right through me.

“I dropped my pencil and it rolled onto the floor দ্বারা Janie’s desk. I was just kindly asked her to pick it up!” Danny suddenly said, coming into the rescue. She gave Mr. Grazing her sweet innocent smile that always worked on teachers. Mr. Grazing looked torn from whether to decide if she was lying অথবা if she was telling the truth. He finally made up his mind and walked away.

I smiled and basically zoomed through the test putting in যেভাবে খুশী answers. I didn’t get it at all, but still there is like a 30% chance I’ll get the answer right! So I basically just guessed on every one.

After math I ran up to Danny দ্বারা her green painted locker. The inside was covered in fake flowers, plants, pictures, and the poster of a giant big brown ভালুক eating red ripe berries off a branch.
Danny’s parents are scientists, and Danny is extremely ecofriendly. Her entire family are all vegetarians and they don’t own a single electronic item except for the one phone in the kitchen. She’s loved plants her entire life. I know this basically because we’ve known each other since we were born.

I turned to my locker that only had a blue mirror and a picture of Danny and me in Alaska taped up to the green door. Unlike Danny’s locker, mine is extremely messy and papers are always flying everywhere.

We both got out our chemistry বই and began walking to the other side of the middle school. As we walked boys ব্যক্ত hi to Danny and winked at her. Lots of girls মতামত প্রদত্ত on her pretty brown and green striped shirt. Jessica, the cheerleading captain, even মতামত প্রদত্ত on Danny’s green eye shadow and brown ফুল shirt.

See, Danny is extremely pretty, skinny, and not to mention rich. At age seven she was offered three modeling jobs and she denied all of them. Lots of the জনপ্রিয় girls have invited her into their group and many boys have asked her out. If she wanted she could be the popular, snobby, rich girl who rules the halls. But no, Danny has told me she would much rather be বন্ধু with me than be জনপ্রিয় and famous. I don’t understand that at all, I’m almost the opposite her. My hip long brown hair and bushy eyebrows could never match Danny’s wavy shoulder length blond hair and gigantic, big, blue eyes. Then there’s the thought that in seventh grade I weigh 120 pounds while she weighs 89 pounds on the dot. Plus she has really long legs and beautiful smooth skin. She hasn’t had a single zit while my face is covered in the ugly little devils. To শীর্ষ off her perfect life she lives in a three story house with a pool and a game room. I live in a three bedroom apartment with seven people living in it. My Dad, Step Mom, and four step siblings plus me all live there. Danny’s perfect life could make her a snob, but instead she is the most kindhearted, calm, understanding girl I know.

When we finally reached the science lab Danny and I ran in right as the tardy ঘণ্টা rang and pulled on an পরিচ্চদ-রক্ষক বহিরাবরণ and sat at our seats. Today Mrs.Jacobs wanted us to create some insect cell thing that I hadn’t paid attention to, but thankfully with Danny as a partner she listened. But of course she did, she loves science and chemistry.

Throughout the দিন we went to each period and দ্বারা the last period, Health, I wanted to scream. The entire দিন all we did was take tests, and even in my পছন্দ class, art, we took a test. Danny could tell I was on edge and invited me to her house. Of course I ব্যক্ত yes, I hate my life at home.

When I was in fourth grade my mom died of brain damage when she fell off a mountain we were hiking in Alaska. I live In Seattle, Washington, and my grandparents live in Alaska so we went there a lot. Danny and her mom, Mrs. Brown came a lot too. Mom and Danny’s Mom knew each other since they were in middle school, and My Mom and Mrs. Brown have known each other ever since. It was a surprise for both of them when it turned out they were pregnant each with a girl a দিন apart. So I knew Danny before we were born. Mrs. Brown is my সেকেন্ড mom, and she always will be. The browns are the family I go to when I’m mad, sad, happy, অথবা I just plain want to see them. Our families do everything together; camping, swimming, road trip stuff, visiting different cities, আপনি name it. We even went to ডিজনি Land together! But when my mom died, Mrs. Brown almost died herself. We don’t go to Alaska much anymore অথবা do anything as family বন্ধু for that matter. Then my Dad married my stupid Step Mother, Barbara. She had four kids before she married Dad, and she tries her hardest to ruin my life.

If I go প্রথমপাতা instead of going to Danny’s house, I might have to babysit Joshua, my step brother, and I’d have to do a bunch of chores. Plus I’d have to be around Barbara and her disgusting cigarette breath.

When school was finally out, I called my Dad. He didn’t answer; he was probably out working at the factory. So I called Barbara.

“What do আপনি want Janie!!” She yelled in her raspy, tired voice on the other line. In the backround I heard Joshua screaming.

“I was wondering if I could go to Danny’s house.”
“That stupid girl?! Oh, fine but আপনি gotta be back দ্বারা six, I’m going to the bar tonight.”

“Thanks, Bye!” I ব্যক্ত fast and hung up. I gave thumbs up to Danny and she did her little dance outside the front office window. The receptionist gave me a bus pass and Danny and I ran to get on her route.

“Sorry, I can’t find a আসন anywhere,” ব্যক্ত Danny as we enter the gigantic, yellow vehicle. We looked around until Zach, an 8th grader sat up, blushed a deep red that was almost orange, and moved to sit with a scrawny 6th grader. We took his old আসন and Danny ব্যক্ত thank you.

“Why do boys প্রণয় আপনি so much?” I asked Danny as the engine to the bus roared to life signaling our departure.

“They do?” She asked with a puzzled look on her face.

“Yeah, the boys are always giving আপনি stuff and saying hi. I bet Zach has a crush on আপনি because he blushed the brightest shade of red I’ve ever seen.”

“Oh, I’ve never thought of it that way. It doesn’t matter though, because I don’t really care for popularity.” It’s true. She says she would rather be me because I don’t have to be so perfect for the teachers all the time and because I have younger siblings. She only has an older brother who is attending Harvard academy.

The rest of the ride we talked about math and our day. I showed her a painting I made of her in art class and her face spread with delight. The one thing that I am proud of in my life is my artistic skills.

Once we reached Danny’s long driveway we jumped out and raced the long walk to her front door. Of course I won and once we entered through the big wooden door, Daisy, Danny’s চকোলেট Labrador jumped onto me and gave me a giant wet kiss. I laughed and hugged the old friend back. ফ্ুলপাছ knows me really well; I was there when they adopted her.

Danny and I dropped our bags and kicked off our shoes and laid them দ্বারা the door. I could smell cinnamon rolls coming from the kitchen. We ran in and found Mrs. Brown just about pulling out gooey, frosting covered cinnamon rolls from the white oven.

“HI Janie!” she said, pulling of her চুলা mitts and grabbing me into a ভালুক hug. ”How’s your dad?” she asked me. She went to Danny and gave her a চুম্বন on the head.

“He’s fine.” I ব্যক্ত pulling a plate from there cupboard and grabbing a bun. Don’t freak out, I could walk into their house while their eating ডিনার and they’d just welcome me to eat with them. I opened the fridge and pulled out a carton of দুধ while Danny got the cups.

“So how was school?” asked Mrs. Brown.

“It was tests galore!” Danny answered. I laughed and began to eat as I pulled out my homework.

When we finished the work Danny and I ran up to her room. The door was covered in fake plants just like her locker door. Inside the bedroom was clean and the green বিছানা was neatly made. In the corner was her ডেস্ক and in the window was her wooden wind chime I made her 2 years ago. Posters of জন্তু জানোয়ার covered the walls along with pictures of our families. One picture that stood above her বিছানা was the picture of Mrs. Brown, My mom, Danny and me. We were all on the সৈকত with ফ্ুলপাছ swimming in the light blue water in the backround. I traced my hand around my mother’s face and looked away. My mother was my best friend. She knew me like no one else did. Sometimes I can’t believe she’s gone forever.

While I stared at the pictures of the past Danny went to her window and began to water her plants. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Danny wave her hand around a small plant that hadn’t been growing. A green sparkling mist appeared around the plant and it began to grow higher.

“DANNY!! WHAT DID আপনি JUST DO?” I almost screamed as I stared at her in awe.

Danny’s smiling; happy face began to turn into a frown. “Um….nothing…I just…uh…” She stuttered looking around.

“Tell me the truth!! We always do. What aren’t আপনি telling me? আপনি just did some magic hocus pocus on your plant!”

“No I didn’t! Your eyes are just playing tricks on আপনি that’s all. It’s not possible for someone to have magic powers let alone me!”

“Daniela Jane Brown, are আপনি lying to me?” I asked with a pleading look in my eyes.

For a few moments we were silent. “Janie….I...I can’t tell you. But it is really remarkable.

Please….realize….I can’t tell you. Believe me I want to…..but my mother won’t allow.”

“What? How is using sparkly magic stuff on your plant a secret?”
“I…..I….”

“Fine I get it. আপনি can’t tell me. Lets just change the subject…..don’t we?” I said, afraid this small argument could turn into something bigger.

“Good idea. So…um…do আপনি want to go outside?” She asked. Danny’s house is right in front of a gigantic forest that is ব্যক্ত to be the প্রথমপাতা to wolves, bears, and coyotes. Ever since we were younger, Danny and I have secretly explored and visited the forest looking for the animals. Mainly because Danny’s পছন্দ animal is the ভালুক and because I just want a good look.

Even though it was November and the forecast ব্যক্ত it was supposed to snow, I didn’t pull on a jacket. Danny pulled on a long green winter sweater and mittens.

As we entered her backyard Danny began to shiver. “Janie…..aren’t…..you…..cold?” She asked trying to warm herself.

“Ha, no not at all. Actually I’m I bit warm. I enjoy the cold, আপনি know that.”

She nodded and we headed into the forest. When we were in 3rd grade Danny’s dad helped us build a বৃক্ষ fort on one of the old trees. Like always Danny and I immediately ran to the বৃক্ষ fort in the freezing, তিক্ত cold. But as I walked I still felt warm, like I was sitting পরবর্তি to a crackling আগুন in a heated house. As little girls, a tradition Danny and I had was we would sleep in the fort every summer. Since school started this year, we hadn’t gone into the old fort in a long time.

As we climbed the wooden ladder up to the roofed little বৃক্ষ hut, I heard a নেকড়ে howling out in the distance. I shivered, but not because I was cold, but because the wolf’s howl was a howl of pain and agony. I felt just like it. Hurt, almost dead. I felt a pain in my back and my head began to grow foggy.

“Danny…..” I whispered as I began to fall to the earth. My ears ringed to the wolf’s howl and my eyes began to close. As I hit the ground I sensed the feel of the wolf’s four paws off in the distance. I moaned in pain and grief for the wolf, like the নেকড়ে was me.

“Janie, what’s wrong?!?!” Danny asked, concerned. I couldn’t speak, my body couldn’t move. All I had the strength to do was howl out to the নেকড়ে in the distance as if I was a নেকড়ে too.
posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him আপনি met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do আপনি listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him দ্বারা his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your পছন্দ guy[If আপনি hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson অথবা some who আপনি like ALLOT!]

9. Come প্রথমপাতা saying আপনি found your true...
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No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If আপনি want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
45.Shteinshtein
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
41.Zilbershpitzanhimelfarbenfleishebien
40.Gefiltafarb
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by 1-2vampire
The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - অথবা Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row


We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening অথবা something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, আরো commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

50 Fun Things To Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten মিনিট intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people আপনি can get to যোগদান in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department দ্বারা sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins...
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So I've come to notice how much overrated as been being used across fanpop. And on শীর্ষ of that, a good number of people really don't know what it means--or so it would seem. So I wanted to make an প্রবন্ধ of it since I seem to be making the same মতামত over and over again explaining overrated across the site; it's just so much easier to have an প্রবন্ধ to link to. Yes, parts of this are taken from my মতামত on my overrated poll.

All of the italics are from old comments


First and foremost; what is overrated?
A lot of people seem to have it mixed up (not just on this অনুরাগী club either).
Overrated...
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Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
As many of আপনি know I made a তালিকা of 20 পছন্দ animated heroes, which ফ্যানপপ actually advertised on the ফ্যানপপ page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous অথবা something. Anyway just like with my পছন্দ animated heroines তালিকা I'm going to be making a তালিকা of the worst animated heroes. I just প্রণয় to do these hate প্রবন্ধ just as much as my পছন্দ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just আরো fun because আপনি get to make আরো jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a মতামত and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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Part 4 - but still in no particular order

61.
Name: John Hannah (Actor)
From: The Mummy/Sliding Doors
Character: Johnathan/James
Attraction: His scottish accent even though I know he doesn't have it in The Mummy - I still like him



62.
Name: Calvin Harris (Singer)
Attraction: His voice - when I heard I'm Not Alone I just couldn't get enough of it - his voice was just beautiful to me. Alas, he is also Scottish



63.
Name: Jonas Altberg (Singer)
From: Basshunter
Attraction: Well just look at those gorgeous eyes



64.
Name: Mark Strong (Actor)
From: Stardust
Character: Septimus
Attraction: I suppose...
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1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are আপনি doing?", say, "What are আপনি doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the পালঙ্ক until আপনি give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...
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60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. কুইন Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS
posted by blaise_jez
I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R এল-মৃত্যু পত্র Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!
found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall দেওয়াল and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 সেকেন্ড and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....
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Source: গুগুল
The List

1. Throw ভুট্টার খই in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can আপনি fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling ভুট্টার খই that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get ভুট্টার খই yell, “I’m...
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1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last বছর met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the শীর্ষ of a গগনচুম্বী it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued দ্বারা the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most জনপ্রিয় domestic trip activity দ্বারা American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started লেখা it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if আপনি don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest আপনি don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your বন্ধু and either forget all about us অথবা tell a story about the hideous freak আপনি met tonight. আপনি don’t know me, if আপনি did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have বন্ধু - except my brother....
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