যেভাবে খুশী Article: ZOMBIE ATTACKKK!!!

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posted by PftFan99

Once I was পাঠ করা online... It ব্যক্ত that people with brown eyes are.. are.. ZOMBIES! I got really scared so I turned to my friend but SHE had brown eyes. " Ahhhh! ZOMBIEEE!!!" I ran outside. I looked back and she had followed me. "AHHH!" I turned around and WALKED into a পিজা ভান্দার like nothing had happened. I was at the counter ordering the পিজা when I heard the door open and a low voice saying," PIIZZZAAA!!!" I turned around and yelled," AAAHHH ZOMBIE IN DA HOUSSEE! EVERYONE HIDE YO KID! HIDE YO WIFE! HIDE YO HUSBAND AND GET OUTTA HERE!" I sat down and ate pizza. Om nom nom. She came up to me and said," PIZZZAAA" I turned and looked at her and yelled," AHHH ZOMBIE DONT STEAL MY PIZZA." I grabbed my পিজা and ran out the door. I saw a hobo and threw it on its head. She came outside and said," HOOOOBOOO" and ran after it. I said," FINALLY FREE!" I jumped in the lake and said," yaayy!1! LAke! Make me a sammich!"

deathding, capricorn_angel and 5 others like this

ipukerainbows This...this piece of work brought tears of joy to my eyes. 2 thumbs up and 5 stars! You should really publish this! You'd make a lot of money off of it! Most amazing story I've ever had the joy to read. (:

PftFan99 WHY THANK YOU

DibLuver25 I have brown eyes...OMG I'M A ZOMBIE!

PftFan99 AAHHHH!!! ZOOOMMMBIIIEEE!!! -runs into pizza shop-

britney12 lol your funny

PftFan99 D'awww Thanks Bwitneyyy >_<

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An important message.

posted by pandawinx

Hello everyone! :)

I'm here লেখা about the sadness of people getting teased over how they look.

I hear some songs taking the mic of people who aren't perfect pyshically and I hear horrid things about bullying in public schools.

It makes me sad because back when I was a kid, I used to get teased for having a birth mark on my nose which wasn't overly flattering.
People in my class used to call it the "Witches" spot and ব্যক্ত stupid stuff like "Burn the witch!" and "Nice wart" And some people were scared to go near me because they thought that a birth mark was contagious and that they'll get it....

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The us trip from sydney )and the one that হারিয়ে গেছে me all of my friends(

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves অভিনয় it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the দিন I হারিয়ে গেছে all my বন্ধু lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in বছর 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat পরবর্তি to ফ্রেড who i had sat পরবর্তি to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...