7 Things to do when আপনি want to get kicked out of the DMV. দ্বারা Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy পরবর্তি to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over দ্বারা a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people পরবর্তি to আপনি look at আপনি funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down পরবর্তি to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big প্রদর্শনী number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.