যেভাবে খুশী Article: How to get kicked out of the DMV

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posted by ilovezuko23

7 Things to do when আপনি want to get kicked out of the DMV. দ্বারা Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy পরবর্তি to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over দ্বারা a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people পরবর্তি to আপনি look at আপনি funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down পরবর্তি to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your পছন্দ প্রদর্শনী the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big প্রদর্শনী number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.

deathding and r-pattz like this

ilovezuko23 Lol ulrasonic!

r-pattz DMV?

EminemAddict09 Lol. No. I don't wanna. @r-pattz DMV is the place you know where they issue licensees, ID type stuffs...

ilovezuko23 Department of motor vehicles.

r-pattz Right, right. ^_^

EminemAddict09 Lol. I forgot what it stood for. I feel dumb now. Lol.

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the ভালুক that was hit দ্বারা an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They ব্যক্ত it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the কিশমিশ for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until আপনি give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think আপনি could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

আপনি sing to me
Too bad আপনি couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't আপনি stick to acting?

Here আপনি go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what আপনি had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in প্রণয় with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell আপনি দ্বারা the Greyhound
She can প্রদর্শনী আপনি how to stay down
I can tell আপনি 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my দুশ্চরিত্রা watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get আপনি buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Beat Lyrics

posted by nmdis

BEAT

It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make আপনি bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, আপনি do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

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A বছর Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can আপনি feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing আপনি so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A দিন without আপনি is like a বছর without rain
I need আপনি দ্বারা my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A দিন without আপনি is like a বছর without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't আপনি hear me calling?
My হৃদয় is yearning
Like...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All দিন all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I প্রণয় it, hate the way I প্রণয় you
All দিন all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to প্রদর্শনী I প্রণয় you, I got no regrets.
I প্রণয় আপনি much to, much to hide you, this প্রণয় ain’t finished yet. This প্রণয় ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...