Story made by: Invader Calliope.
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One দিন in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: আপনি B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI আগুন breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! আগুন BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
লন্ডন tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One দিন in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: আপনি B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI আগুন breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! আগুন BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
লন্ডন tipton: *raped*
THE END!
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My চকোলেট
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too টক
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My আঙ্গুর stepped on a টেবিল lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My চকোলেট
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too টক
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My আঙ্গুর stepped on a টেবিল lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck ক্রুশ the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the সেকেন্ড hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get hit দ্বারা my car.
Q: Why did the woman ক্রুশ the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck ক্রুশ the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get to the সেকেন্ড hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey ক্রুশ the road?
A: To get hit দ্বারা my car.
Q: Why did the woman ক্রুশ the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell আপনি 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person আপনি don't know
2)Then twirl another যেভাবে খুশী persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a যেভাবে খুশী persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool গান গাওয়া the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and প্রদর্শনী them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a যেভাবে খুশী person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person আপনি don't know
2)Then twirl another যেভাবে খুশী persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a যেভাবে খুশী persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool গান গাওয়া the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and প্রদর্শনী them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a যেভাবে খুশী person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
