Of course, if আপনি are TRULY random, আপনি shouldn't even need a guide, O_O
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if আপনি so desire. This is how আপনি must think. If আপনি decide আপনি want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college লাইব্রেরি and suddenly আপনি just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the ডেস্ক and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least আপনি tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean আপনি can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if আপনি think of a আরো exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what আপনি are saying. It will sound আরো random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be আরো specific and say, "a few years after the বছর before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific রঙ and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," অথবা "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my পছন্দ of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," অথবা "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly যেভাবে খুশী material that has been overused and is just not যেভাবে খুশী anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, টাকো (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If আপনি can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking আপনি if আপনি try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of যেভাবে খুশী words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make যেভাবে খুশী noises. Things like 'mwargh' অথবা 'oooooohh' অথবা even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. আপনি have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget যেভাবে খুশী actions, like clapping randomly, অথবা bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. যেভাবে খুশী names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters অথবা The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, আপনি could also go with strange clothing all the way -- আপনি might want to invest in things like suspenders, শীর্ষ hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie অথবা (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying রঙ and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose আপনি randomness points in whatever else আপনি happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid আপনি look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be যেভাবে খুশী just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, অথবা animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, যশস্বী like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, যেভাবে খুশী stands for Rather Average Nighttime হাঁস Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into যেভাবে খুশী accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your বন্ধু will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, সম্পাদনা can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. আপনি can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, ইউটিউব অথবা FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" অথবা "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", আপনি always have the option of saying "teh" অথবা spelling it when লেখা it somewhere. *Interwebs is a আরো যেভাবে খুশী version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's ব্যক্ত "Californighia" অথবা "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what আপনি can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited অথবা pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be যেভাবে খুশী around people who will laugh, not people who আপনি know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com
Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever আপনি may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases অথবা monologues অথবা pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of বন্ধু অথবা logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if আপনি got it, Flaunt it!
Steps
1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and আপনি can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays if আপনি so desire. This is how আপনি must think. If আপনি decide আপনি want to buy rubber ducks whilst talking about something important — don't be afraid to end the conversation and do it! If you're at a college লাইব্রেরি and suddenly আপনি just want to find Wally\Waldo, go to the ডেস্ক and ask for Where's Wally\Waldo. They probably won't have it, but, hey, at least আপনি tried!
2. Make plans and change them mid-way. Just because you're buying a new coat, it doesn't mean আপনি can't go to the zoo on the way there. Plans should be broken if আপনি think of a আরো exciting plan.
3. Be oddly specific with what আপনি are saying. It will sound আরো random. For example, instead of saying, "a few years ago," be আরো specific and say, "a few years after the বছর before ten years ago, I was speaking to the brother of my sister's father."(uncle)
4. Learn random/specific রঙ and numbers. If asked to say a color, use "eggshell," অথবা "dioxizine violet." (Look through Liquitex paint names for ideas; my পছন্দ of theirs is "hookers green." And yes, that's a real color.) Also, answer with something like "pi," "e," অথবা "the square root of seven" when asked to pick a number between one and ten.
5. Avoid "wandom" words. "Wandom" means "wannabe random." This is usually formerly যেভাবে খুশী material that has been overused and is just not যেভাবে খুশী anymore. Wandom words include pickle, chicken, monkey, dino, penguin, purple, pie, moo, pizza, mayonnaise, pudding, pants, rawr, socks, llama, টাকো (or burrito), cheese, and nose. Of course, the wandomness is fairly culturally specific to North American school culture, so feel free to ignore this step.
6. Don't be fake. If আপনি can't be random, don't force it. People may stop liking আপনি if আপনি try too hard.
7. Find your word. Be sure to conform to step 7 when picking a word. Examples of যেভাবে খুশী words are smiley, knee, boing, and the like.
8. Make যেভাবে খুশী noises. Things like 'mwargh' অথবা 'oooooohh' অথবা even 'bwah' and 'digee' will work divinely. Don't try for this, though. আপনি have to kind of be in your own world first.
9. Don't forget যেভাবে খুশী actions, like clapping randomly, অথবা bobbing your head like a budgerigar (budgerigar a.k.a. budgie: small Australian parakeet).
10. যেভাবে খুশী names work well. Try using Chris Mear, Mr. Chesters অথবা The Teletubbies; all perform well.
11. Put on a very normal outfit (e.g., jeans and T-shirt) and add something ridiculous (e.g., a huge chicken mask). Of course, আপনি could also go with strange clothing all the way -- আপনি might want to invest in things like suspenders, শীর্ষ hats, parasols, glitter vests, canes, ribbons, army boots, hippie অথবা (real) vintage things, neon things, etc. (The trick is to have basic staples: plain T-shirts in varying রঙ and a couple pairs of blue jeans, maybe in gray, paired with freaky accessories). NB: wearing 'random' clothing will lose আপনি randomness points in whatever else আপনি happen to do - people will see how ridiculously stupid আপনি look and ignore the randomness of your words and/or actions. Sorry, but it's true.
12. Have fun with it. Just look at it as a way to express your originality. Don't be যেভাবে খুশী just to imitate others. Use it as a talent. Think of it as a way to be happy.
13. Get used to forming odd obsessions, like a certain state, food, person, অথবা animal. Make them very public and insane. There are certain topics though that are just old and used: penguins, llamas, Ramen, muffins, Red Bull, Mountain Dew, Monster, Michigan, যশস্বী like Billie Joe Armstrong, Marilyn Monroe,Ryan Ross, Benji and Joel Madden.
14. Remember, যেভাবে খুশী stands for Rather Average Nighttime হাঁস Of Mine.
15. There is absolutley nothing wrong with breaking into যেভাবে খুশী accents
16. Cite interesting tidbits of seemingly frivolous information when the situation permits it. (Like during a pause in the discourse. Don't be rude.) Also, any brief anecdote beginning with "'This one time...'" that remotely pertains to the subject being discussed works like a charm. Just make sure your বন্ধু will think it's funny. Don't weird them out.
17. Add extra bits to words! For example, সম্পাদনা can be turned into EdIMIFY, Philosophical can be PhilAMAHsophical and so on. Making words longer is the most funAMAST part of randomness
18. The word "The" can provide endless fun. আপনি can always add "the" to the beginning of words such as Internet, ইউটিউব অথবা FaceBook. These turn into "The Internet" অথবা "The Interwebs"*, "The Youtube" and "The Facebook." Feel free to change "the" into "teh", আপনি always have the option of saying "teh" অথবা spelling it when লেখা it somewhere. *Interwebs is a আরো যেভাবে খুশী version of Internet.
19. Change the regular pronounciation of some words. California can be turned into "Cal-ee-For-Nigh-A",or even "Cal-eye-phor-nee-ay" so it's ব্যক্ত "Californighia" অথবা "Caliphorneae"! Be creative! You'll be surprised with what আপনি can come up with.
20. Make a vocabulary of your own invented, edited অথবা pronounciation changed words and use them frequently! (Although, see the warning in Warnings!)
21. Although randomness can be fun, it is important to remember to only be যেভাবে খুশী around people who will laugh, not people who আপনি know will get upset/offended.
[b]CREDIT: www.wikihow.com