I don’t know what makes আপনি so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told আপনি to be yourself simply couldn’t have প্রদত্ত আপনি worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t আপনি have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let আপনি mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are আপনি always this stupid অথবা are আপনি making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like আপনি before – but I had to pay an admission.

If আপনি took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d প্রণয় to help আপনি out…now, which way did আপনি come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, বার্বি is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, আপনি can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains দ্বারা the time আপনি got there, so they gave আপনি a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope আপনি meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d প্রণয় to ask how old আপনি are, but unfortunately I know আপনি can’t count that high.

All দিন I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything আপনি know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did আপনি get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse আপনি to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did আপনি fall from the stupid tree?

Did আপনি have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like আপনি before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of উদ্ধৃতি that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D